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Raiden

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Name: Raiden/Jack the Ripper/Mr. Lightning Bolt/Not Snake
Appears In: Metal Gear Rising
Nationality: Liberian-American
Occupation(s): Ninja Cyborg Assassin
Played By: Quinton Flynn

History[edit]

Raiden did stuff in Metal Gear Solid 2. Then he did stuff in Metal Gear Solid 4. Then he got his own game, Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance. His specialty is cutting stuff.


Quotes[edit]

  • "What kind of a dork brings all this stuff to work? Must be a super freak!"
  • "...April 30th?"
  • "Fuck you!"
  • "Shit, not again!"
  • "Adios, amigos."
  • Now you're just being nasty."
  • "I think it's time for Jack... TO LET 'ER RIP!"
  • "Your memes... end here!"
  • "Oh, you've gotta be kidding me!"
  • "I was wrong... you're not greedy..."
    • "you're BAT-SHIT INSANE!"
  • "Why won't you DIE?"
  • "I said my sword was a tool of justice. Not used in anger. Not used for vengeance. But now... now I'm not so sure. And besides... this isn't my sword."


Likes[edit]

Dislikes[edit]

  • Jetstream Sam
  • All other enemies he faces
  • Being attacked so close to the face, it burns his chin
  • Being in Playstation All-Stars and not Super Smash Bros
  • The memes (he ends them)


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Raiden doing naked cartwheels, his favorite pastime.

Trivia[edit]

  • He has to save the brains of the children!
    • And YOU gotta help him!