World of Warcraft

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In brief

World of Warcraft is the world's most popular pay-to-play Massively Multiplayer Online Role-Playing game (AKA work simulator). Basically, you must fight enemies for the experience and rewards necessary to access more difficult levels where stronger, fiercer foes reside.

History

In 199X 2004, Blizzard decided that it would be a good idea to WTFbutcher the lore of the Warcraft series for the sole purpose of profit. The game quickly gained a large following, prompting Blizzard to make multiple expansions for the game, as well as making every type of merchandise imaginable. The retards just continue to spend on crap based off of the game. Because of this popularity, YouChew has generally concluded that the game sucks, like anything popular.

The Alliance

• Humans - A resillient race that is native to Azeroth.
• Dwarves - Short, stout creatures that inhabit the land of Khaz Modan.
• Gnomes - Though very similar to the drarves, the gnomes are tinkers rather than warriors.
• Night Elves - One of the oldest races of Azeroth, directly tied with the blood elves.
• Draenei (Burning Crusade) - The draenei are a species of powerful goat-like creatures.
• Worgen (Cataclysm) - Made because the Alliance needed a furry race too. The Alliance side of every role-playing server is anticipating Armageddon.

The Horde

• Orcs - They smash things in the face. The peons also puts lotion on the skin.
• Trolls - The race that no one cared about for the longest time due to craptastic racials and classes that were available to superior races. Not to be confused with real trolls.
• Tauren - The original furry race. Half of them have bad cow puns for names. One can only expect that number to rise once they can become paladins.
• Undead - They will eat your brains. Played most often by people with an insane amount of body piercings and tattoos.
• Blood Elves (Burning Crusade) - The ultimate in Horde gayness. Played most often by fags who have no skill].
• Goblins (Cataclysm) - TIME IS MONEY FRIEND TIME IS MONEY FRIEND TIME IS MONEY FRIEND TIME IS MONEY FRIEND TIME IS MONEY FRIEND TIME IS MONEY FRIEND TIME IS MONEY FRIEND TIME IS MONEY FRIEND

Classes

• Druid - The class made for people who are into bestiality. They can turn into various things, including space chickens, kittens, trees, faster kittens, birds, and bare durids (which are 4 fite)

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Bare durids in PvP.

• Hunter - Often called Huntards, and for a good reason. Most hunters don't know how to play their class, and will sometimes insist on doing melee DPS and having their pet offtank. They have the ability to run around in circles and not get hit by their opponents once.
• Mage - The basic glass cannon class - Except that you will never be able to reach them in PvP. EVER.
• Paladin - The most broken class in the game. Their offensive rotation has only like 3 attacks, and the healing rotation only consists of like 3 heals. In addition, they can bubble, making them able to attack you but making you unable to attack them. Oh, yeah. And Lay on Hands.
• Priest - The alleged healbots in the game. Sure, they can DPS efficiently, but no one likes priests that DPS.
• Rogue - Another hilariously broken class. They can one-shot players without any hint of skill. Because of this, every rogue sucks at the game.
• Shaman - The deformed cousins of paladins. They also plant funny heads into the ground.
• Warlock - MORE DOTS This class used to be the most broken class in the game, but then they got nerfed so many times that they kinda suck now. They had their day, though.
• Warrior - For some reason, they can hit as hard as rogues, yet they can wear plate. They are pretty damn broken too.
• Death Knight (Wrath of the Lich King) - The once-evil guys that decided to once again serve their representative factions because lorelol. Also broken.

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This is your opponent in player vs. player mode.

Expansions

• Burning Crusade - The lorelol expansion, this expansion featured draenei, more elf species, some guy yelling "YOU ARE NOT PREPARED", and some guy who repeatedly gets involved in "setbacks". This expansion was notorious for making the gear that took players thousands of hours to grind to get virtually useless within minutes of entering Outland.

lore, lol

• Wrath of the Lich King - Arthas finally become involved with this game, and players ventured into the continent of Northrend to defeat him. He ended up appearing in quest lines several times. For all we know, Kael'thas will make another comeback.

• Cataclysm - The universe suffers great destruction when Deathwing returns,several unlikely heros must join forces to destroy him once and for all.

• Mists of Pandora - Pandas were added along with a new character class, the monk. Various other additions, such as a new talent system and the revival of the horde vs. alliance gameplay, also came with the expansion.

Usage in poop

Comparitively, the usage of WoW footage in poop is seldom seen, but that doesn't mean that it isn't used. AKADarkie made the first WoW poop in June 2007, and made most of the WoW poops in the next year or so. After a while, other people started to make WoW poops (although most of them suck). The most recent major source (The Cataclysm trailer) was pooped 4 times within a week of its release.

People who play it

• AKADarkie
• Jimpaladin
• RedLuigi
• TheHappyFungus
• Mr. T (SHUT UP, FOOL!!!)
• Ozzy Osbourne (ALL ABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOARDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
• Leroy Jenkens

People who hate it

• TyrannosaurusReich
• Tetsuo9999
• Fred Phelps

External Links

• The Official Page
• A subcommunity

See Also

RuneScape