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| + | {{poopquote|Richard Nixon|Somebody's breaking in!}} | ||
| + | {{poopquote|Richard Nixon|Any last words [[John F. Kennedy|Mr. President]]?}} | ||
| + | {{poopquote|Richard Nixon|Damn hippies}} | ||
| + | {{poopquote|Richard Nixon|Boom goes the explosion}} | ||
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Revision as of 07:34, 21 April 2013
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Richard Nixon was the 37th president of the United States. He believes that if he does something illegal, then it is not illegal, because he is the president of the United States.
History
We all know what we need to know about Nixon. But what we don't know is his secret life. He personally had trouble closing and opening doors, and he believed the purpose of life was being able to find water. You decide what the truth is. It is all a conspiracy.
Quotes
Richard Nixon FUCKING KENNEDYS GET AWAY WITH EVERYTHING. GOD DAMN.
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Richard Nixon In the old days people knew how to hold power
{{poopquote|Richard Nixon|I'm saying that when the President does it, that means it's not illegal}
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Richard Nixon I am not a crook.
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Richard Nixon China.
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Richard Nixon Russians.
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Richard Nixon Kahn.
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Richard Nixon Somebody's breaking in!
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Richard Nixon Any last words Mr. President?
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Richard Nixon Damn hippies
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Richard Nixon Boom goes the explosion
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Richard Nixon Ray Gun!
Likes
- Falling for hours.
- His supporters.
- Henry Kissinger
- Gerald Ford
Dislikes
- Neji
- Looking at another man's gizmo.
- The Kennedys
- The press
Trivia
- Nixon happens to be an old acquaintance of GameCubeHero.
- He once tried to become President of Jar Jar Binks' people, until he realized what fucking retards they are.
- His nickname was "Tricky Dick" back when he was president.
- His nickname is the dirtiest non-porn nickname in history.
- Like Joseph Stalin and John F. Kennedy, he was also mentioned in Billy Joel's "We Didn't Start the Fire" (twice, in fact).
- Believe it or not, he was a Quaker.
- By the year 3000, his head will be revived and placed in a jar for posterity.
- In that time, he will be a president once again due to a loophole in the U.S. system.
