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Revision as of 10:30, 25 September 2007

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Vorhias, the last thing you see before you die.

In brief

A riddle wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a mystery wrapped in another enigma wrapped in two more mysteries then another enigma then only half a mystery, then a few more enigmas, then wrapped in a tasty fried dough wrap, smothered in vanilla extract, and then deep fried in maple butter and served to you the satisfied customer.

History

Noone knows how it happened but somehow Vorhias managed to come across the video WELCOME TO THE DUNGEON OF MY HAUNTED HOUSE sometime back in early 2007. After a long period of watching Poops, it was high time that Vorhias decided he wanted to be a part of the action. So he released his first ever YouTube Poop, Billo Wants To Get Silly, to much fanfare. (I made that part up.) While still a newcomer to the craft he has the distinction of being one of the oldest, and has plenty of untapped potential just waiting to be unlocked with THIS KEY!

First poop seen

WELCOME TO THE DUNGEON OF MY HAUNTED HOUSE

First poop made

eDyaa1lWTd0|250}} Vorhias's first Youtube Poop.

Billo Wants To Get Silly

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Not Vorhias.

Recurring Clips

Music Used In Poops

Prefered Tech

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Likewise Not Vorhias.

Recurring Jokes

  • Bill O'Reilly laughing at human suffering.
  • Josh punches Taylor.
  • Non-Descript Nuclear Explosion.
  • Thrakkorzog scolds The Tick.
  • Bill O'Reilly singing from the heart.

Reception

Criticism

  • There was a very brief altercation between him and ApolloBoy against a confused conservative YouTube user, who didn't understand the concept of a YouTube Poop, and thought Vorhias' video, Billo Wants To Get Silly was meant as an attack on Bill O'Reilly. After explaining several times that he wasn't trying to make a statement (Vorhias personally despises O'Reilly, incidentally.) and several shots back and forth between him, ApolloBoy, and the user, Vorhias simply removed every unrelated comment he posted afterwards.

The incident inspired Vorhias to dedicate his next O'Reilly poop, Billo Have Bad Grammar, to the user.

Achievements

  • The first person to use Kids In The Hall in a YouTube Poop.
  • Marijuana-Laced Toast - #80 Most Discussed (Places & Travel), #62 Top Favorites (Places & Travel)

Influences

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This Bears No Mention, Really.

Fans

Poop Listing (So Far)

Musical Pseudonyms

Vorhias often inserts music of his own composition at random moments into his YouTube poops. If you hear a song you don't recognize it'll tend to be by him. His random musician pseudonyms are listed here:

  • Sawtooth - General Techno
  • DJ Caber Toss - Exotic Dance
  • False Profit - Wierd-Sounding Electronica
  • Tempest - Atmospheric Techno
  • Clive Shropshire - Contemporary Dance
  • 30 Helens Agree - Orchestral Dance

Maybe if Vorhias gets off his lazy rump and gets motivated enough to do so he'll put all his music into one spot.

Trivia

Favorite Poops

Likes

  • Cult TV Shows
  • Atheism
  • Anything BBQ'd
  • Music In General
  • Paul Giamatti
  • Bill Hicks
  • The Peace Which Is What All True Warriors Strive For

Dislikes

  • Christianity
  • AMVs
  • Nu-Metal
  • Conservatism
  • Stupidity
  • Most Animes
  • Dane Cook
  • Carlos Mencia
  • YouTube Pages With Animated Backgrounds

Other Stuff

  • Vorhias has been known to additionally post videos of songs of his own composition in his YouTube channel.
  • Is never seen in public or in the YTP community without his fake metal mask. Noone knows why he always has this mask on. Is he hiding some horrible facial scar? A shadowy past? Maybe he's Osama Bin Laden, or maybe- *SHOT!*

Links

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