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|sources=Home Movies, ATHF, Squidbillies, 12 oz. Mouse, South Park etc.
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==Things people have said about me!==
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==Before Youchew==
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I mostly browsed and used random forums such as starmen.net, smwcentral.net and tv.com (all of which I ended up making horrible names for myself in), played old games illegally via ROMS (of course!) and generally acted like a typical oblivious idiot teen. My username was primarily 'zach033094' at the time, but I occasionally used the 'zacheatscrackers' alias, which my sister helped me coin.
  
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*"he be pimpin walkin down the block mothafuckas all know who he is he is the KING baby" ~ [[BigMarioandTailsfan]]
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After discovering YouTube Poops sometime in June 2007 and watching a bunch of them, I inevitably began making my own in August 17th 2007, starting with 'What Is Two+Infinity?', a simple Adventures of Sonic The Hedgehog poop. They (especially my first one) sucked, but that's a given; however, they were fairly well-received, to my surprise. I kept making them since the early success of my first and was only motivated to make more as my popularity rose. I discovered YouChewPoop (now simply YouChew, and at the time (I believe) Youtubepoop.com) sometime during my career. I was initially reluctant to post, let alone make an account, due to the general behavior, but I still lurked for months starting around when the place was created and was intrigued at the general conversations nonetheless despite being too stricken by anxiety to join (it was partially difficult for me to simply jump into a new community due to my bad history with other forums). Despite not being pre-invited by Conrad like many other poopers, however, I eventually joined sometime in November 2007 as 'zach033094'. However, anxiety once again took over and I was too reluctant to post. My account was terminated due to lack of use. After some consideration, I officially joined in January 4th, 2008, this time as 'zacheatscrackers', which would become my most popular alias not just on YouChew, but the internet in general.
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*"I think you're just cut out to be a forum member, Zach. You've been an excellent contributor these past few years. Thanks for giving." ~ [[UncleChuckTH]]
 
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*"But seriously, you're probably the nicest person I've ever met on YouChew, and you're seriously like a brother to me." ~ [[Bya]]
 
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*"nigga, you an OG
 
  
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stay ballin'" ~ [[TyranosaurusSumo]]
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And both my internet life and real life (to some extent) were changed forever.
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*"the kawaiiest <3~" ~ [[Cynnicio]]/[[Synister Sir]]
 
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*"I'm so juaous of him" ~ [[IntermissionForBunny]]
 
  
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=Early Days at YouChewPoop (intended to join in November 2007, but ended up joining in early January 2008)=
  
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===It's hard to describe me, though, regardless===
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My poops, to my horror, were received very negatively at first. But I know everyone simply wanted to help better my skills deep down despite their mob-mentalities, so I took their advices and my pooping reception greatly increased positively. As far as pooping goes, I became one of the most well known and respected poopers of all time, many of my videos garnering nearly 1000-ish views with at least 10-20 comments per video and many likes. I was seen as everything from a 'Master Ear Rapist' to a 'Master Stutter-creator'.
  
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Ah, yes, zacheats-motherfucking-crackers. That insane, socially awkward, inhumanely girly, overly nice, lazy, goofy as hell teen that everyone loves to death.
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My forum reception, however, was very bleak during my first year; despite my superb pooping prowess and wide knowledge of many pooping techniques, I was practically an outcast when it came to trying to start conversation in and out of the forums due to my rebellious and often heavily antagonistic/complainy behavior. Finally, I intentionally got myself banned like a complete retard sometime in April 2009, and remained banned for two months. I also intentionally closed my 'zacheatscrackers' account as a big 'Fuck You' to basically everyone.
  
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He's made countless hilarious pictures, is a riot to have in a conversation (when he wants to talk, anyway), is skilled (?) at video games, has frequent bouts of depression, has made MANY videos over the course of his pooping career, both game and poop-related, and obsesses over too many forms of media to count from scratch.
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==After YouChewPoop==
  
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You ask yourself; how did this insanity-stricken goof-ball start his long, shit-filled, insane history at YouChewPoop?
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I remained socially awkward and heavily criticized for my behavior even after leaving YouChewPoop; all forums I went to were still skeptical of me and I was constantly berated in the YTP TF2 server. People even went as far as to make a Steam hate group based off me and write it off as a "joke". This only further infuriated me as I became increasingly less trustful of people and even considered ceasing internet use for good.
  
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That, my friends, can only be answered via my History:
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After a talk with NegroTed, however, I found out that he always harbored a deep respect for me and let me back on the forums.
  
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‎[[Image:Suwako2.png‎‎|thumb|right|Suwako is amazing. <3]]
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Things changed greatly for me every since.
  
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=Mid 2009-Early 2011 Years=
  
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[[Image:Nabi.png|thumb|right|Nabi's a boss, yo.]]
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Things were incredibly peaceful for quite a time during these years; I went from being hated/distrusted by basically everyone to becoming equally respected in my pooping/social skills. I made a great deal of friends and more or less everyone's respect for me was heightened. This was especially evident in 2010, where my popularity and forum-wide respect reached its peak. Everything was as perfect as I always wanted it to be. Although I used my 'zach033094poop' alt for a time, I returned to my main account, the 'zacheatscrackers' account, and have continued to semi-regularly use it ever since.
  
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However, knowing my luck, this happiness would not last forever.
  
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==History==
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=May 2011=
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I was a wee lad at the age of 7 when I first discovered the internet in 2001. I thought it was the best thing ever, but that was only because I didn't bother to delve further into the depths of it. I just spent much of my time playing ROMs of Nintendo games, going on Nick.com and Cartoonnetwork.com and shit. It was nice.
 
  
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Then I got bored. I wanted to step things up a bit. I wanted to become more involved in what was going on in the e-world.
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Reminiscent (somewhat) of 2008-early 2009, tension between me and members once again began to build. I was still fairly respected, but I talked with people less and less and people became overly demanding of me. Some of my friendships were forever ruined or severely stinted. Eventually, the sorrow and depression became too much and I once again made another self-hate speech and once again left YouChew, but this time not by banning myself, but simply logging out, as I at least used some common sense.
  
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In June 2007, I joined smwcentral.net. My first ever community. I joined as zach033094.
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==Once Again Separated==
  
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It didn't go well.
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After that display, I turned my attention back to RPG Making and MUGEN as I did back in early 2009. I was in deep thought whether to return in fear of shaming myself more. I somewhat reluctantly did, as I couldn't live with the guilt of leaving behind all of my close friends.
  
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And it didn't just stop at smwcentral. Feeling no longer accepted there, I went to countless other communities (starmen.net, SRB2.org, TV.com, MUGEN Infantry/Guild, and Roblox HQ) to try and make a name for myself. None of these communities accepted me. I've had a terrible history with most of these communities and I want to forget I ever joined any of them. They all sucked dick anyway.
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=Late 2011-Current Years=
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I just wanted to be a good, contributing person to a community. I thought that day would never come... until I found YouChewPoop, the first and probably only community that will ever accept me for who I am.
 
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I entered the pooping scene in August 17th, 2007 because I felt like it, and started making poops. My first one was quite awful, but it was a decent start to my career. And luckily, since this was around 'Booming' years, I got plenty of attention for it; it was mixed, though.
 
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I made an account on YouChew when it was still on Vanilla in November 2007. I was too nervous to use it, however; so I disregarded it and Conrad, YouChew's patriarch at the time, disabled it since I just made it and paid no attention to it afterwards.
 
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Eventually, I OFFICIALLY joined Youchew in January 2008, just to see if my time spent here would be any better than previous community experiences. I was determined to make yet another new name for myself, but this time be successful about it. But... did it go well?
 
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At first... no, not at all. Later on, yes.
 
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When I began my 3-year-long presence at YouChew, things didn't go any better than they did from my other community experiences. My poops were quite well-received for the most part, but not much more than that, but every other thing I said or did got me bottomless wells of shit. I had a rivalry with just about every member of the community, and I was too oblivious and ignorant to stop my brash behavior.
 
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During early '09, I left Youchewpoop (while getting myself banned at the same time) temporarily due to getting into a stupid incident with a member. To me, it was the smart thing to do, since by then, I pretty much fucked up my reputation seemingly BEYOND repair. After that, I pretty just gave up on forums/communities in general for months. I thought I was nothing more than a pathetic piece of shit that will never be accepted by anyone ever. I was so pathetic and unlikeable and jealous of how everyone could have a friend but me. I went off to do irl things for a while.
 
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Later on, I went back to the aforementioned MUGEN forums in an attempt to fill my internet void, since they fully forgave me for my retarded behavior years ago. I also became allowed to join starmen's secret forum, but eventually lost interest in both. Both of those places were just... too boring. Neither of them clicked with me, despite both communities fully opening up to me. I left them due to their scathingly awful userbases and strict-as-hell rules.
 
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At a loss for what to do, I decided... to give YouChew one more try; I had no other community to turn to but that place. I returned on June '09 and acted differently. I no longer pissed and whined at every single thing. I no longer acted like an attention-starved asshole. I've done nothing to damage my reputation on the forums since then (aside from my "nigga-phase"), and eventually everyone started to like me. I finally knew what it was like to have online friends. I continued to be a good guy, and soon enough, I became one of the most popular people on the forums; that one guy everyone wanted to socialize with. My poops remained popular and conversation-worthy and I was overall happy, despite frequent depression.
 
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Although I still have my occasional stupidity outbursts every now and then, I'm always extremely quick to apologize for them. And even then, everyone is light-hearted about what I do now.
 
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During the first half of 2011, alot of my friends abandoned me; I was once again in a state of loneliness and depression that was nearly identical to early '09. It got to the point where I made a self-pity-ridden speech that basically screamed "no one likes me i should just leave". This put everyone into a state of shock, and they all did their hardest to convince me to stay. That, of course, DID convince me, since that golden heart of mine was still crawling under my clouds of depression. Since June '11, things have been fine.
 
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Also, I just prefer being called Zach now, since I've officially changed my name to Zach. My reason for this is because as time went on, people calling me by my full alias (take a guess!) has faded and people just referred to me as Zach, and by 2010, everyone just called me Zach instead of zacheatscrackers. My current YouTube account is still named zacheatscrackers, but oh well, not much I can do about that. I could change accounts, but no one would even give a shit, so whatever.
 
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[[Image:Vampire_victim.png‎|thumb|right|I have quite the fascination for cute things, as you can see!]]
 
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[[Image:Fitzgun.png‎‎|thumb|right|Fitz everywhere in this bitch.]]
 
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[[Image:R9gbyd.png‎|frame|right|On a lesser note, I'm a fan of Panty and Stocking. Along with some of my buddies!]]
 
  
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Tension between me and my group of friends remained, but my peaceful forum life, for the most part, remained. Things went on as normal. I still occasionally pooped and whatnot.
  
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However, as of recently, I left a close-knit group of Skype buddies presumably for good or at least a long time. I hope no repercussions occur...
  
 
===Personality===
 
===Personality===
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I'm frequently regarded as nice, but sometimes I can be a complete douche; which I'm fully aware of. I try to better myself all the time, even when I don't need to. My self-pity doesn't help.
 
  
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I'm also super girly so I tend to use alot of smilies and shit; make of that what you will.
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Throughout my almost 5-year-long membership at YouChew, I've had a complex personality. At times, I occasionally semi-copied the personalities of other due to identity crisis, but in most cases I'm a nice, goofy and irreverent person in general. Due to my many tragedies, both in real life and on YouChew/the internet in general, I've developed pessimistic/sarcastic tendencies that even today I try to control for the betterment of myself. If something especially bad happens to me, sometimes I let them consume my common sense and I emotionally lash out at sometimes vicious rates. However, everyone will always know deep down that I mean nothing but good and would never try to ruin anyone's day.  
  
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[[Image:403824.jpg‎‎|frame|right|I will never not :3c at this]]
 
  
 
==Style==
 
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I suppose you could say I'm like [[JazzDanceForChildren]]; like him, I've been making rape poops since the beginning of my poop career, and I continue to do so to this very day. Always was my style, always will be, but I like to have variety at times.
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I've primarily used a 30 second-2 minute format for my poops, each almost always containing the methods listed below. On some occasions, if I find a source I particularly like, I might prolong my poop's length to upwards of 4-5 minutes.  
  
 
===Preferred Sources===
 
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*Just about anything, as long as I find it 'poopable'.
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*[[Home Movies]]
 
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*Aqua Teen Hunger Force
 
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*Space Ghost Coast to Coast
 
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*Squidbillies
 
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*[[The Boondocks]]
 
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*[[Spongebob Squarepants]]
 
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*[[South Park]]
 
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*[[Left 4 Dead]]
 
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*[[The Simpsons]]
 
  
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===Preferred Methods===
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{{VidCaption|ErLKWPjYqWw|An example of why I love ATHF.}}
 
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{{VidCaption|bJ1dOIgiIyk|And South Park.}}
 
  
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[[Image:Shake.png‎|thumb|right|Shake will open up portals to Jesus... with your ass.]]
 
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*[[Rape]]
 
*[[Rape]]
 
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===Preferred Tech===
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{{VidCaption|W7nY8RG7bUU|What I consider the best poop I have ever made.}}
 
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{{VidCaption|xtc6nUvSjLU|volvic shit!}}
 
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{{VidCaption|wAlLLHEM518|Probably my favorite AoSTH poop (slightly desynced due to reupload).}}
 
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{{VidCaption|PQB1P0aQK68|My Fresh Prince of Bel-Air poops were the most well-received out of all of my poops; this is the one I most enjoyed making.}}
 
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[[Image:Lei-lei_drunk.png‎‎‎|frame|right|Drunk or sleeping? You decide. Either way she's Lei-Lei, motherfucker.]]
 
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[[Image:Foff.png‎‎|frame|right|Good ol' Dogbert.]]
 
  
 
===In Real Life===
 
===In Real Life===
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*[[nickeatscrackers]]
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*[[nickeatscrackers]] - brother, if it weren't obvious enough. Considered by many to be my even more surreal half.
  
 
===Online===
 
===Online===
  
 
*[[Minister]]
 
*[[Minister]]
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*[[TantricNferno]]
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*[[TantricNferno]] - one of my oldest friends.
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*[[Bya]]
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*[[The Pope]] - also one of my oldest friends, dating back to around early 2009.
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*[[The Pope]]
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*[[BigMarioAndTailsFan]]/Bematt/Befatt (my personal nickname for him) - ALSO one of my oldest friends whom I still talk with to this day. Many people have brought my friendship with Bee into a subject of conversation. I've also had something of a friendly rivalry with Bee as well.
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*[[SteveCentra]] - longtime friend and Skype buddy.
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*[[heartlessmushroom]] - also a longtime friend.
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*Rosetta
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===Influences===
 
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*[[Stegblob]]
 
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All five of these guys have been a huge influence in my poop-making career, and without them I probably wouldn't have made the 200+ videos I've made in my five pooping years.
  
 
===Fans===
 
===Fans===
 
*[[Minister]]
 
*[[Minister]]
 
*[[TheNeopreneJunebug]]
 
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*Mazz0Murder
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===Achievements===
 
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*Idiotska blocked him on Steam. (lol)
 
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*Coined the terms "Scopy", "fatyt", "Ploy" and "rimp".
 
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*Succeeded at being an overall feminine sarcastic sensitive bitch boy that everyone loves somehow!
 
  
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[[Image:MysterionRises77.png‎‎|frame|right|Human Kite: he can fly!]]
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others
  
 
==Other Information==
 
==Other Information==
 
MSN is zacheatscrackers@live.com.
 
MSN is zacheatscrackers@live.com.
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Steam is zacheatscrackers. I tend to change my name alot though. Steam is also the messaging system I most prominently use.
 
Skype is zacheatscrackers.
 
Skype is zacheatscrackers.
  
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I've went to several communities before and utterly failed in my attempts to fit in in those communities, as aforementioned, so that's why I've stuck with Youchew for so long; it's easy to fit in here. Fuck all other communities ever made, they can suck my dick. No condoms allowed.
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Age: 18.
  
 
Country: USA.
 
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State: Pennsylvania (formerly Delaware; Delaware has been my long-time home state and I still wish I was back there at times despite how much technically better Penns. is).
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*Likes TF2
 
*Likes TF2
 
*Likes cool things
 
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*Is a Steam fag
 
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[[Image:Suwakodaaaw.png|thumb|right|More Suwako. For you and your Johnson.]]
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[[Image:Wrench.png‎|frame|right|i dont even know why im posting this on my article probably just to make it less bland idk aaaa]]
 
  
 
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My account on YouChew should literally be no trouble to find, just in case you ever want to message me about anything.
  
 
*[http://youtube.com/user/zacheatscrackers His current/main account]
 
*[http://youtube.com/user/zacheatscrackers His current/main account]
 
*[http://youtube.com/user/zach033094poop His alt]
 
*[http://youtube.com/user/zach033094poop His alt]
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He has closed his main account multiple times so there is not much to look for in there. If you want a better dip at my pooping abilities check out my alt since my main account mostly has filler/stupid shit on it so I doubt it would be worth your time to give it a look but what the hell do I know I'm just rambling right now stgfuuii656ik6556;
 
  
 
===Current Status===
 
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I hope this was a good read. Or not.
 
I hope this was a good read. Or not.
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Image:Mysterion2.png‎|Mysterion!
 
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Image:Avatar_64.jpg‎‎|Bad-ass Kyle!
 
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Image:X3ccc.png‎‎|Kawaii Kenny~
 
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[[Image:Wat.png‎|frame|right|Watch as Huey stares at you. For no reason.]]
 

Revision as of 14:54, 30 August 2012

NicePooper.jpg This article is about a creator of YouTube Poop videos, known as a Youtube Pooper.
NiceBoomer2.jpg This pooper started during late 2006 - early 2007, when YouTube Poop experienced a boom in popularity.
User.jpg  This article is about that fag Zach, who has been making poops since 2007, but officially made his first appearance on Youchewpoop in 2008, and does cool things, a frequent editor and User of this wiki.


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Name: Zacheatscrackers
Real Name: Zachary Brian "Z-Dog/Rabbit" Pietsch
Sex: Male
Country: USA

First Poop: What Is Two+Infinity?
Year Started: Expression error: Unexpected ( operator.07 (technically); 08 (officially joined Youchew and became officially recognized for my work)
Preferred Sources: Just about anything 'poopable'
Preferred Methods: Sentence Mixing/Stuttering/Rape
Preferred Software: Sony Vegas 7
YouTube Account: zacheatscrackers

Before Youchew

I mostly browsed and used random forums such as starmen.net, smwcentral.net and tv.com (all of which I ended up making horrible names for myself in), played old games illegally via ROMS (of course!) and generally acted like a typical oblivious idiot teen. My username was primarily 'zach033094' at the time, but I occasionally used the 'zacheatscrackers' alias, which my sister helped me coin.

After discovering YouTube Poops sometime in June 2007 and watching a bunch of them, I inevitably began making my own in August 17th 2007, starting with 'What Is Two+Infinity?', a simple Adventures of Sonic The Hedgehog poop. They (especially my first one) sucked, but that's a given; however, they were fairly well-received, to my surprise. I kept making them since the early success of my first and was only motivated to make more as my popularity rose. I discovered YouChewPoop (now simply YouChew, and at the time (I believe) Youtubepoop.com) sometime during my career. I was initially reluctant to post, let alone make an account, due to the general behavior, but I still lurked for months starting around when the place was created and was intrigued at the general conversations nonetheless despite being too stricken by anxiety to join (it was partially difficult for me to simply jump into a new community due to my bad history with other forums). Despite not being pre-invited by Conrad like many other poopers, however, I eventually joined sometime in November 2007 as 'zach033094'. However, anxiety once again took over and I was too reluctant to post. My account was terminated due to lack of use. After some consideration, I officially joined in January 4th, 2008, this time as 'zacheatscrackers', which would become my most popular alias not just on YouChew, but the internet in general.

And both my internet life and real life (to some extent) were changed forever.

Early Days at YouChewPoop (intended to join in November 2007, but ended up joining in early January 2008)

My poops, to my horror, were received very negatively at first. But I know everyone simply wanted to help better my skills deep down despite their mob-mentalities, so I took their advices and my pooping reception greatly increased positively. As far as pooping goes, I became one of the most well known and respected poopers of all time, many of my videos garnering nearly 1000-ish views with at least 10-20 comments per video and many likes. I was seen as everything from a 'Master Ear Rapist' to a 'Master Stutter-creator'.

My forum reception, however, was very bleak during my first year; despite my superb pooping prowess and wide knowledge of many pooping techniques, I was practically an outcast when it came to trying to start conversation in and out of the forums due to my rebellious and often heavily antagonistic/complainy behavior. Finally, I intentionally got myself banned like a complete retard sometime in April 2009, and remained banned for two months. I also intentionally closed my 'zacheatscrackers' account as a big 'Fuck You' to basically everyone.

After YouChewPoop

I remained socially awkward and heavily criticized for my behavior even after leaving YouChewPoop; all forums I went to were still skeptical of me and I was constantly berated in the YTP TF2 server. People even went as far as to make a Steam hate group based off me and write it off as a "joke". This only further infuriated me as I became increasingly less trustful of people and even considered ceasing internet use for good.

After a talk with NegroTed, however, I found out that he always harbored a deep respect for me and let me back on the forums.

Things changed greatly for me every since.

Mid 2009-Early 2011 Years

Things were incredibly peaceful for quite a time during these years; I went from being hated/distrusted by basically everyone to becoming equally respected in my pooping/social skills. I made a great deal of friends and more or less everyone's respect for me was heightened. This was especially evident in 2010, where my popularity and forum-wide respect reached its peak. Everything was as perfect as I always wanted it to be. Although I used my 'zach033094poop' alt for a time, I returned to my main account, the 'zacheatscrackers' account, and have continued to semi-regularly use it ever since.

However, knowing my luck, this happiness would not last forever.

May 2011

Reminiscent (somewhat) of 2008-early 2009, tension between me and members once again began to build. I was still fairly respected, but I talked with people less and less and people became overly demanding of me. Some of my friendships were forever ruined or severely stinted. Eventually, the sorrow and depression became too much and I once again made another self-hate speech and once again left YouChew, but this time not by banning myself, but simply logging out, as I at least used some common sense.

Once Again Separated

After that display, I turned my attention back to RPG Making and MUGEN as I did back in early 2009. I was in deep thought whether to return in fear of shaming myself more. I somewhat reluctantly did, as I couldn't live with the guilt of leaving behind all of my close friends.

Late 2011-Current Years

Tension between me and my group of friends remained, but my peaceful forum life, for the most part, remained. Things went on as normal. I still occasionally pooped and whatnot.

However, as of recently, I left a close-knit group of Skype buddies presumably for good or at least a long time. I hope no repercussions occur...

Personality

Throughout my almost 5-year-long membership at YouChew, I've had a complex personality. At times, I occasionally semi-copied the personalities of other due to identity crisis, but in most cases I'm a nice, goofy and irreverent person in general. Due to my many tragedies, both in real life and on YouChew/the internet in general, I've developed pessimistic/sarcastic tendencies that even today I try to control for the betterment of myself. If something especially bad happens to me, sometimes I let them consume my common sense and I emotionally lash out at sometimes vicious rates. However, everyone will always know deep down that I mean nothing but good and would never try to ruin anyone's day.


Style

I've primarily used a 30 second-2 minute format for my poops, each almost always containing the methods listed below. On some occasions, if I find a source I particularly like, I might prolong my poop's length to upwards of 4-5 minutes.

Preferred Sources

  • Just about anything, as long as I find it 'poopable'.

Preferred Methods

Preferred Tech

In Real Life

  • nickeatscrackers - brother, if it weren't obvious enough. Considered by many to be my even more surreal half.

Online

ton of others, lol

Influences

All five of these guys have been a huge influence in my poop-making career, and without them I probably wouldn't have made the 200+ videos I've made in my five pooping years.

Fans

others

Other Information

MSN is zacheatscrackers@live.com. Steam is zacheatscrackers. I tend to change my name alot though. Steam is also the messaging system I most prominently use. Skype is zacheatscrackers.

I'm also currently a recurrent member at RPG Revolution and the official RPG Maker forums.

Age: 18.

Country: USA.

State: Pennsylvania (formerly Delaware; Delaware has been my long-time home state and I still wish I was back there at times despite how much technically better Penns. is).

Trivia

  • Likes Touhou
  • Likes TF2
  • Likes cool things
  • Is a Steam fag
  • Is retarded
  • Makes RPGs
  • Sometimes believes he has a genuine mental illness for how CRAAAYYYYZZEEEE he is

Likes

  • Being stupid
  • Being cute
  • Cursing
  • Farting
  • Eating
  • Playing FPSes 24/7
  • Masturbating (you saw this coming)
  • Ripping off other users because tool
  • Talking into his headset mic
  • Watching pornography
  • People
  • His chest hair
  • generic humorous trait goes here
  • fucking
  • damn
  • this
  • list
  • sucks
  • other things okay

Dislikes

  • Myself
  • People who whine all the time (especially without a legitimate reason)
  • When TF2 doesn't work for me in some way shape or form
  • Making accidental typos/grammatical errors (without Firefox's spell checker I'm fucking nothing seriously)
  • People who constantly message him about some stupid shit
  • boring things
  • stupid things
  • gay niggas
  • a

Links

My account on YouChew should literally be no trouble to find, just in case you ever want to message me about anything.

Current Status

Making poops: From August 17th 2007-present.

On Youchew: From January 04th 2008 (Nov 12th 2007 if you count the account called "zach033094" he made on Vanilla but never used it due to anxiety)-present

I hope this was a good read. Or not.

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