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|name=Gandalf | |name=Gandalf | ||
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| − | |shows= The Lord of the Rings | + | |shows=The Lord of the Rings Series |
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|sex=Male | |sex=Male | ||
| − | |age=Very, very | + | |age=Very, very old. |
|occupation=Wizard | |occupation=Wizard | ||
| − | |cast=John Huston (The Hobbit 1977 and Return of the King 1980), William Squire (The Lord of the Rings 1977), Ian | + | |cast=John Huston (The Hobbit 1977 and Return of the King 1980), William Squire (The Lord of the Rings 1977), [[Magneto|Ian McKellen]] (Jackson versions) |
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| − | + | Gandalf is an exceedingly old wizard from the far reaches of Middle-Earth. He makes his primary appearances in J. R. R. R. R. R. R. Tolkein's works of epic fantasy, and has been portrayed on-screen by several actors and voice actors. Gandalf has a profound fetish for hobbits and other short creatures. In order to cope with this fetish, he resorts to lacing their drinks and [[food]][[stuff]]s with a variety of [[drugs]], and taking them on "magical journeys" - presumably tricks into isolation so he can then [[rape|sexually assault]] them. | |
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| − | Gandalf is an exceedingly old wizard from the far reaches of Middle-Earth. He makes his primary appearances in J. R. R. R. R. R. R. Tolkein's works of epic fantasy, and has been portrayed on-screen by several actors and voice actors. Gandalf has a profound fetish for hobbits and other short creatures. In order to cope with this fetish, he resorts to lacing their drinks and food[[stuff]]s with a variety of drugs, and taking them on "magical journeys" - presumably | ||
Of Gandalf's most defining features are his eyes. They have been known to actually burn holes in things, and otherwise hypnotize those who stare into them for prolonged periods of time. The only time Gandalf ever blinked was on September 1st, 1939 - otherwise known as the outbreak of World War II. | Of Gandalf's most defining features are his eyes. They have been known to actually burn holes in things, and otherwise hypnotize those who stare into them for prolonged periods of time. The only time Gandalf ever blinked was on September 1st, 1939 - otherwise known as the outbreak of World War II. | ||
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*Hobbits | *Hobbits | ||
*Stalking hobbits from the periphery of a hill or wood. | *Stalking hobbits from the periphery of a hill or wood. | ||
| − | *Crystal [[balls]] to see the future. | + | *[[Krystal|Crystal]] [[balls]] to see the future. |
*Ballads about the adventures of Frodo. | *Ballads about the adventures of Frodo. | ||
*Falling off of things. | *Falling off of things. | ||
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*Flying. | *Flying. | ||
*Mariners on Mountains of Shit | *Mariners on Mountains of Shit | ||
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[[Category:Book Characters]] | [[Category:Book Characters]] | ||
[[Category:Cartoons]] | [[Category:Cartoons]] | ||
[[Category:Characters - Mexican]] | [[Category:Characters - Mexican]] | ||
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[[Category:Pedophiles]] | [[Category:Pedophiles]] | ||
[[Category:Athletes]] | [[Category:Athletes]] | ||
| + | [[Category:Elderly Characters]] | ||
Latest revision as of 17:21, 26 June 2010
This article is filed under Characters.Gandalf is an exceedingly old wizard from the far reaches of Middle-Earth. He makes his primary appearances in J. R. R. R. R. R. R. Tolkein's works of epic fantasy, and has been portrayed on-screen by several actors and voice actors. Gandalf has a profound fetish for hobbits and other short creatures. In order to cope with this fetish, he resorts to lacing their drinks and foodstuffs with a variety of drugs, and taking them on "magical journeys" - presumably tricks into isolation so he can then sexually assault them.
Of Gandalf's most defining features are his eyes. They have been known to actually burn holes in things, and otherwise hypnotize those who stare into them for prolonged periods of time. The only time Gandalf ever blinked was on September 1st, 1939 - otherwise known as the outbreak of World War II.
