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Harlequin is a pig dressed as a clown that loves to make people [[AIDS|lose]], conjuring a loud sound stating "YOU LOSE" along with it if they lose in his game.
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'''Harlequin the Gambler''' (shortened to '''Harlequin''') is a pig dressed as a clown that loves to make people [[AIDS|lose]] all of their rupees from gambling, conjuring a loud sound stating "YOU LOSE" along with it if they lose in his game.
  
Cultural Heritage: America, Kansas
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Cultural Heritage: Kansas, [[United States of America]]
  
==The Game==
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==Role in [[Link: Faces of Evil]]==
Nobody actually knows what the game is to be exact, except for the few who made it. However... when you lose, you'll turn into a [[fat]] [[Furry|anthromorphic]] [[Ganon|pig]] in [[Gay|arseless chaps]]. You'll then have to [[sex|work]] for him.
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In the CD-i game that few could actually be bothered to properly play through, Harlequin is one of [[Ganon|Ganon's]] chief personnel, who operates in the area in Koridai named for him, Harlequin Bazaar. Later on in the game, Harlequin is fought again in a rematch at [[Lupay|Lupay's]] sector.
  
 
==Demise==
 
==Demise==
He deflated when he lost several times to [[Link]]. It's likely that's he's still out there, but it still has to be confirmed.
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He deflated when he lost several times to Link. It's likely that's he's still out there, but it still has to be confirmed.
  
It's rumored that he was seen [[No|eating bacon and ham at a Denny's]].
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It's rumored that he was seen [[Wrong|eating bacon and ham at a Denny's]].
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==Trivia==
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*Thankfully he's [[no]]t related to [[the Joker]]'s sidekick, [[Harley Quinn]].
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*Good God, he is not to be confused with the Harlequin Baby syndrome. Google at '''''your own risk'''''.
  
 
==Quotes==
 
==Quotes==
 
{{poopquote|Harlequin|Do you know what it's means when you lose your last rupee?}}
 
{{poopquote|Harlequin|Do you know what it's means when you lose your last rupee?}}
 
{{poopquote|Harlequin|Now you work for me!}}
 
{{poopquote|Harlequin|Now you work for me!}}
{{poopquote|Harlequin|Take him away!}}
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{{poopquote|Harlequin|[[King Harkinian|Take him away!]]}}
 
{{poopquote|Harlequin|Now you see me, now you don't!}}
 
{{poopquote|Harlequin|Now you see me, now you don't!}}
 
{{poopquote|Harlequin|I'd say your chances are a million to none, but lets have [[sex|fun]]! Anyway!}}
 
{{poopquote|Harlequin|I'd say your chances are a million to none, but lets have [[sex|fun]]! Anyway!}}
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{{poopquote|Harlequin|Lucky shot.}}
 
{{poopquote|Harlequin|Lucky shot.}}
  
==Trivia==
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*Thankfully he's [[no]]t related to [[the Joker]]'s sidekick, [[Harley Quinn]].
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[[Category:Dead]]
 
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[[Category:Fat Characters]]
 
[[Category:Fat Characters]]

Latest revision as of 08:12, 17 June 2014

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Name: Harlequin
Appears In: Link: The Faces of Evil
Sex: Male
Age: Unknown
Nationality: American
Occupation(s): Owner of the Harlequin Bazaar, a casino for Koridians to gamble at

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*Insert lame "pigs can fly!" joke here*

Harlequin the Gambler (shortened to Harlequin) is a pig dressed as a clown that loves to make people lose all of their rupees from gambling, conjuring a loud sound stating "YOU LOSE" along with it if they lose in his game.

Cultural Heritage: Kansas, United States of America

Role in Link: Faces of Evil[edit]

In the CD-i game that few could actually be bothered to properly play through, Harlequin is one of Ganon's chief personnel, who operates in the area in Koridai named for him, Harlequin Bazaar. Later on in the game, Harlequin is fought again in a rematch at Lupay's sector.

Demise[edit]

He deflated when he lost several times to Link. It's likely that's he's still out there, but it still has to be confirmed.

It's rumored that he was seen eating bacon and ham at a Denny's.


Trivia[edit]

  • Thankfully he's not related to the Joker's sidekick, Harley Quinn.
  • Good God, he is not to be confused with the Harlequin Baby syndrome. Google at your own risk.

Quotes[edit]

Harlequin Harlequin

Do you know what it's means when you lose your last rupee?

Harlequin Harlequin

Now you work for me!

Harlequin Harlequin

Take him away!

Harlequin Harlequin

Now you see me, now you don't!

Harlequin Harlequin

I'd say your chances are a million to none, but lets have fun! Anyway!

Harlequin Harlequin

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Ahhh!

Harlequin Harlequin

Lucky shot.