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| − | [[Image:Pigeon_at_lake.jpg|thumb| A bird, But not Gwonam's.]] | + | #REDIRECT [[:Category:Birds]] |
| − | The '''birds''' of Koridai have been under attack by the evil forces of [[Ganon]] for years. Nowadays, they are either singing, burning, dying, pooping, having sex, or are threatened by the sight of your face.
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| − | ==Gwonam's Love for the Birds==
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| − | [[Gwonam]] seems to care for the birds a lot. He always brings them up and was worried when they were put on the endangered species list after they were the Hyrulian dinner special for two years and were under siege by [[Goronu]], [[Sleepy Bones]] and Ganon's minions. Gwonam is a strong supporter of the birds although [[Zelda]], [[Link]] and [[Ganon Jr.]] still enjoy burning birds for [[Dinner]].
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| − | ==Endangered Status==
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| − | Close to extinction. Only 76 birds remain throughout the lands of Koridai, [[Hyrule]] and [[Gamelon]]. This could explain why they are always [[fuck|fucking]]. They no longer reside in the [[Mushroom Kingdom]]. The birds are not affected by [[AIDS]] but are hunted and killed because they tend to poop on [[the King of Hyrule]].
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| − | ==George's Birds==
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| − | A whole other species of birds live near [[George The Volcano]]. These birds are planning to migrate to Koridai to interbreed because they are tired of being drenched by George's eruptions of Volcanicity.
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| − | ==Lum's Love for the Birds==
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| − | [[Lum Invader]] is very fond of the birds, and she even has the ability to communicate with them.
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| − | [[Image:Gwonam's Birds.jpg|thumb|His birds are singing isn't it beautiful.]]
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| − | ==Stegblob the Pigeon==
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| − | Local resident [[Stegblob]] the pigeon prefers to have no association with the [[Birds]]. He will poop on you if you say otherwise.
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| − | ==The Bird is the Word==
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| − | It's the greatest song of all time.
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Latest revision as of 23:43, 31 August 2010
