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==In brief==
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==In Brief==
  
World of Warcraft is the world's most popular pay-to-play Massively Multiplayer Online Role-Playing game (AKA work simulator). Basically, you must fight enemies for the experience and rewards necessary to access more difficult levels where stronger, fiercer foes reside.  
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World of Warcraft is the world's most popular pay-to-play Massively Multiplayer Online Role-Playing Game. Basically, you must fight enemies for the experience and rewards necessary to access more difficult levels where stronger, fiercer foes reside.
  
 
==History==
 
==History==
  
In <s> [[the '90s|199X]] </s>2004, Blizzard decided that it would be a good idea to WTFbutcher the lore of the Warcraft series for the sole purpose of profit. The game quickly gained a large following, prompting Blizzard to make multiple expansions for the game, as well as [[Spongebob|making every type of merchandise imaginable.]] The [[AKAdarkie|retards]] just continue to spend on crap based off of the game. Because of this popularity, YouChew has generally concluded that the game sucks, like [[Youtube Poop|anything popular]].
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In 2004, Blizzard decided that it was time to conduct a reboot of the original series. The game quickly gained a large following, prompting Blizzard to make multiple expansions for the game, as well as [[Money|making every type of merchandise imaginable.]]
  
 
==Races==
 
==Races==
  
==The Alliance==
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===The Alliance===
  
 
*Humans - A resillient race that is native to Azeroth.
 
*Humans - A resillient race that is native to Azeroth.
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*Gnomes - Though very similar to the drarves, the gnomes are tinkers rather than warriors.
 
*Gnomes - Though very similar to the drarves, the gnomes are tinkers rather than warriors.
 
*Night Elves - One of the oldest races of Azeroth, directly tied with the blood elves.
 
*Night Elves - One of the oldest races of Azeroth, directly tied with the blood elves.
*Draenei (Burning Crusade) - The draenei are a species of powerful goat-like creatures.
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*Draenei ([[Fire|Burning]] Crusade) - The draenei are a species of powerful goat-like creatures.
*Worgen (Cataclysm) - Made because the Alliance needed a furry race too. The Alliance side of every role-playing server is anticipating Armageddon.
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*[[Wolf O'Donnell|Worgen]] (Cataclysm) - A savage race of wolf-like creatures, said to have originated from an ancient druid sect which lost themselves to the feral behavior of their chosen shape-shift form.
  
[[Image:Episode-14-the-showdown-20090713115826001.jpg‎|A typical Dwarf.]]
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[[Image:Episode-14-the-showdown-20090713115826001.jpg‎|thumb|right|300px|A typical Dwarf.]]
  
==The Horde==
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===The Horde===
  
*Orcs - They smash things in the face. The peons also puts lotion on the skin.
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*Orcs - Once a peaceful shaman society corrupted by the Burning Legion, and used as pawns in the invasion of Azeroth. Thanks to the leadership of Thrall, the young warchief, they were able to recover their strength and honor, and move on to the creation of a new nation.
*Trolls - The race that no one cared about for the longest time due to craptastic racials and classes that were available to superior races. Not to be confused with [[Tetsuo9999|real trolls]].
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*[[Anonymous|Trolls]] - Strong hunters with orcish charactaristics. As you may expect, they turn into stone when defeated.
*Tauren - The original [[furry]] race. Half of them have bad cow puns for names. One can only expect that number to rise once they can become paladins.
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*Tauren - A nomadic tribe of humanoid bovines composed of shamans, hunters, and warriors.
*Undead - They will eat your brains. Played most often by people with an [[Over_9000|insane amount]] of body piercings and tattoos.
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*Undead - For the most part, they're your generic zombie/skeleton enemy, mindlessly bloodthirsty foes hostile towards anything living.
*Blood Elves (Burning Crusade) - The ultimate in Horde gayness. Played most often by [http://youchewpoop.com/forum/memberlist.php?mode=viewprofile&u=504  fags who have no skill]].
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*Blood Elves (Burning Crusade) - A race composed of the former high elves that have renamed themselves in honor of their fallen [[ComradeMorshu|comrades]].
*Goblins (Cataclysm) - TIME IS MONEY FRIEND TIME IS MONEY FRIEND TIME IS MONEY FRIEND TIME IS MONEY FRIEND TIME IS MONEY FRIEND TIME IS MONEY FRIEND TIME IS MONEY FRIEND TIME IS MONEY FRIEND
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*Goblins (Cataclysm) - Small, green creatures with pointy features known for their high intelligence (and for a lack of common sense).
  
 
==Classes==
 
==Classes==
  
*Druid - The class made for people who are into bestiality. They can turn into various things, including space chickens, kittens, [[TREE|trees]], faster kittens, [[birds]], and bare durids ([http://www.wowwiki.com/Alamo  which are 4 fite])
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*Druid - A class with the unique ablity to transform into various things, including space chickens, kittens, [[TREE|trees]], faster kittens, [[birds]], and bare durids ([http://www.wowwiki.com/Alamo  which are 4 fite])
[[Image:PVP.jpg‎|thumb|Bare durids in PvP.]]   
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[[Image:PVP.jpg‎|thumb|300px|Bare durids in PvP.]]   
*[[Gaston|Hunter]] - Often called Huntards, and for a good reason. Most hunters don't know how to play their class, and will sometimes insist on doing melee DPS and having their pet offtank. They have the ability to run around in circles and not get hit by their opponents once.
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*[[Gaston|Hunter]] - These guys have the ability to tame wild animals and use them in battle, which proves very useful during dangerous encounters.
*Mage - The basic glass cannon class - Except that you will never be able to reach them in PvP. EVER.
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*Mage - This class uses [[magic|magic *snort snort*]] to perform powerful attacks, and even conjure up food and water.
*Paladin - The most broken class in the game. Their offensive rotation has only like 3 attacks, and the healing rotation only consists of like 3 heals. In addition, they can bubble, making them able to attack you but making you unable to attack them. Oh, yeah. And Lay on Hands.
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*Paladin - The paladin are a jack-of-all-trades with the ability to play many different roles. As a result, this is one of the most powerful classes in the game.
*Priest - The alleged healbots in the game. Sure, they can DPS efficiently, but no one likes priests that DPS.
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*Priest - The masters of healing and protection, these are very desirable in any group because of their power and diversity.
*Rogue - Another hilariously broken class. They can one-shot players without any hint of skill. Because of this, every rogue sucks at the game.
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*Rogue - This class specializes in melee attacks, and are very effective in pvp.
*Shaman - The deformed cousins of paladins. They also plant funny heads into the ground.
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*Shaman - A very adept and versatile class, that rivals the mage in terms of [[magic]] wielding.
*Warlock - <s>MORE DOTS</s> This class used to be the most broken class in the game, but then they got nerfed so many times that they kinda suck now. They had their day, though.
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*Warlock - These former shaman have gone to using dark magic and, as a result, have gone to serving the [[ganon|Burning]] Legion.
*Warrior - For some reason, they can hit as hard as rogues, yet they can wear plate. They are pretty damn broken too.
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*Warrior - Another class that, similar to the rogues, use melee attacks in battle. They are very strong and agile, and are very difficult to kill (depending on their specs).
*Death Knight (Wrath of the Lich King) - The once-evil guys that decided to once again serve their representative factions because lorelol. Also broken.  
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*Death Knight (Wrath of the Lich King) - These are warrior lich that specialize in melee attacks and dark magic.
[[Image:Haha+Thou+PWNED.jpg|thumb|right|This is [[you]]r opponent in player vs. player mode.]]
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[[Image:Haha+Thou+PWNED.jpg|thumb|right|300px|This is [[you]]r opponent in player vs. player mode.]]
  
 
==Expansions==
 
==Expansions==
  
*Burning Crusade - The lorelol expansion, this expansion featured draenei, more elf species, [http://www.wowwiki.com/Illidan_Stormrage  some guy yelling "YOU ARE NOT PREPARED"], and [http://www.wowwiki.com/Kael'thas_Sunstrider  some guy who repeatedly gets involved in "setbacks"]. This expansion was notorious for making the gear that took players thousands of hours to grind to get virtually useless within minutes of entering Outland.
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*[[Fire|Burning]] Crusade - The lorelol expansion, this expansion featured draenei, more elf species, [http://www.wowwiki.com/Illidan_Stormrage  some guy yelling "YOU ARE NOT PREPARED"], and [http://www.wowwiki.com/Kael'thas_Sunstrider  some guy who repeatedly gets involved in "setbacks"]. This expansion was notorious for making the gear that took players thousands of hours to grind to get virtually useless within minutes of entering Outland.
  
[http://content.ytmnd.com/content/0/2/e/02ecbb9df05d3427c5174413bc3ec551.gif  lore, lol]
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*Wrath of the Lich [[The King|King]] - Arthas finally become involved with this game, and players ventured into the continent of Northrend to defeat him. He ended up appearing in quest lines several times. For all we know, Kael'thas will make another comeback.
  
*Wrath of the Lich King - Arthas finally become involved with this game, and players ventured into the continent of Northrend to defeat him. He ended up appearing in quest lines several times. For all we know, Kael'thas will make another comeback.
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*Cataclysm - The universe suffers great destruction when Deathwing returns, several unlikely heros must join forces to destroy him once and for all.
 
 
*Cataclysm - The universe suffers great destruction when Deathwing returns,several unlikely heros must join forces to destroy him once and for all.
 
  
 
*Mists of Pandora - [[China|Pandas]] were added along with a new character class, the monk. Various other additions, such as a new talent system and the revival of the horde vs. alliance gameplay, also came with the expansion.
 
*Mists of Pandora - [[China|Pandas]] were added along with a new character class, the monk. Various other additions, such as a new talent system and the revival of the horde vs. alliance gameplay, also came with the expansion.
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==Usage in poop==
 
==Usage in poop==
  
Comparitively, the usage of WoW footage in poop is seldom seen, but that doesn't mean that it isn't used. [[AKAdarkie|AKADarkie]] made the first WoW poop in June 2007, and made most of the WoW poops in the next year or so. After a while, other people started to make WoW poops (although most of them suck). The most recent major source (The Cataclysm trailer) was pooped 4 times within a week of its release.
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Comparitively, the usage of WoW footage in poop is seldom seen, but that doesn't mean that it isn't used. [[AKAdarkie|AKADarkie]] made the first WoW poop in June 2007, and made most of the WoW poops in the next year or so. After a while, other people started to make WoW poops. The most recent major source (The Cataclysm trailer) was pooped 4 times within a week of its release.
  
 
{{VidCaption|becllzvnRuQ|The first WoW poop.}}
 
{{VidCaption|becllzvnRuQ|The first WoW poop.}}
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*Jimpaladin
 
*Jimpaladin
 
*RedLuigi
 
*RedLuigi
*TheHappyFungus
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*[[TheHappyFungus]]
*[[Mr. T]] (SHUT UP, FOOL!!!)
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*[[Mr. T]] (SHUT UP, [[Retard|FOOL!!!]])
*Ozzy Osbourne (ALL ABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOARDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
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*Ozzy Osbourne ([[Robotnik Express|ALL ABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOARDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!]])
 
*Leroy Jenkens
 
*Leroy Jenkens
  

Latest revision as of 02:29, 7 June 2014

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In Brief[edit]

World of Warcraft is the world's most popular pay-to-play Massively Multiplayer Online Role-Playing Game. Basically, you must fight enemies for the experience and rewards necessary to access more difficult levels where stronger, fiercer foes reside.

History[edit]

In 2004, Blizzard decided that it was time to conduct a reboot of the original series. The game quickly gained a large following, prompting Blizzard to make multiple expansions for the game, as well as making every type of merchandise imaginable.

Races[edit]

The Alliance[edit]

  • Humans - A resillient race that is native to Azeroth.
  • Dwarves - Short, stout creatures that inhabit the land of Khaz Modan.
  • Gnomes - Though very similar to the drarves, the gnomes are tinkers rather than warriors.
  • Night Elves - One of the oldest races of Azeroth, directly tied with the blood elves.
  • Draenei (Burning Crusade) - The draenei are a species of powerful goat-like creatures.
  • Worgen (Cataclysm) - A savage race of wolf-like creatures, said to have originated from an ancient druid sect which lost themselves to the feral behavior of their chosen shape-shift form.
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A typical Dwarf.

The Horde[edit]

  • Orcs - Once a peaceful shaman society corrupted by the Burning Legion, and used as pawns in the invasion of Azeroth. Thanks to the leadership of Thrall, the young warchief, they were able to recover their strength and honor, and move on to the creation of a new nation.
  • Trolls - Strong hunters with orcish charactaristics. As you may expect, they turn into stone when defeated.
  • Tauren - A nomadic tribe of humanoid bovines composed of shamans, hunters, and warriors.
  • Undead - For the most part, they're your generic zombie/skeleton enemy, mindlessly bloodthirsty foes hostile towards anything living.
  • Blood Elves (Burning Crusade) - A race composed of the former high elves that have renamed themselves in honor of their fallen comrades.
  • Goblins (Cataclysm) - Small, green creatures with pointy features known for their high intelligence (and for a lack of common sense).

Classes[edit]

  • Druid - A class with the unique ablity to transform into various things, including space chickens, kittens, trees, faster kittens, birds, and bare durids (which are 4 fite)
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Bare durids in PvP.
  • Hunter - These guys have the ability to tame wild animals and use them in battle, which proves very useful during dangerous encounters.
  • Mage - This class uses magic *snort snort* to perform powerful attacks, and even conjure up food and water.
  • Paladin - The paladin are a jack-of-all-trades with the ability to play many different roles. As a result, this is one of the most powerful classes in the game.
  • Priest - The masters of healing and protection, these are very desirable in any group because of their power and diversity.
  • Rogue - This class specializes in melee attacks, and are very effective in pvp.
  • Shaman - A very adept and versatile class, that rivals the mage in terms of magic wielding.
  • Warlock - These former shaman have gone to using dark magic and, as a result, have gone to serving the Burning Legion.
  • Warrior - Another class that, similar to the rogues, use melee attacks in battle. They are very strong and agile, and are very difficult to kill (depending on their specs).
  • Death Knight (Wrath of the Lich King) - These are warrior lich that specialize in melee attacks and dark magic.
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This is your opponent in player vs. player mode.

Expansions[edit]

  • Wrath of the Lich King - Arthas finally become involved with this game, and players ventured into the continent of Northrend to defeat him. He ended up appearing in quest lines several times. For all we know, Kael'thas will make another comeback.
  • Cataclysm - The universe suffers great destruction when Deathwing returns, several unlikely heros must join forces to destroy him once and for all.
  • Mists of Pandora - Pandas were added along with a new character class, the monk. Various other additions, such as a new talent system and the revival of the horde vs. alliance gameplay, also came with the expansion.

Usage in poop[edit]

Comparitively, the usage of WoW footage in poop is seldom seen, but that doesn't mean that it isn't used. AKADarkie made the first WoW poop in June 2007, and made most of the WoW poops in the next year or so. After a while, other people started to make WoW poops. The most recent major source (The Cataclysm trailer) was pooped 4 times within a week of its release.

{{#ev:youtube|becllzvnRuQ|320}}The first WoW poop.

People who play it[edit]

People who hate it[edit]

External Links[edit]

See Also[edit]

RuneScape