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'''Pepsi''' is a soft drink. It tastes very similar to [[Coca-Cola]], but Pepsi is sweeter. Regardless of how the drinks are nearly the same (or perhaps because of this), Pepsi has amassed a few haters.
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[[Image:PepsiConvoy-card.jpg|thumb|Coke? Pssh, that's Decepticon fare.]]
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'''Pepsi''' is a soft drink. It tastes very similar to [[Coca-Cola]], but Pepsi is sweeter. Regardless of how the drinks are nearly the same (or perhaps because of this), Pepsi has amassed a few haters. The company has also made Dr. Pepper, 7-Up, and Mountain Dew.
  
 
==Invention==
 
==Invention==
Pepsi was invented by [[Peppy Hare|Peppy C. Hare]] following a lab accident causing his bottle of Coca-Cola to mutate. It was illegal to sell Coca-Cola in Corneria, so Peppy marketed it as Pepsi and sold it throughout the land. It soon became an intergalactic sensation, making it all the way to Earth and Cybertron.
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Pepsi was invented by [[Peppy Hare|Peppy C. Hare]] following a lab accident causing his bottle of Coca-Cola to mutate. It was illegal to sell Coca-Cola in Corneria, so Peppy marketed it as Pepsi and sold it throughout the land. It soon became an intergalactic sensation, making it all the way to Earth and Cybertron. And that's the end of that story.
  
 
==People Who Like Pepsi==
 
==People Who Like Pepsi==
*[[Optimus Prime]]
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*[[Soda Popinski]] (Obviously.)
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*[[Optimus Prime]] and his brother, Pepsi Convoy.
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*[[Mike Tyson]] (Just can't slam a Diet Pepsi!)
 
*[[Michael Jackson]]
 
*[[Michael Jackson]]
*[[Mike Tyson]] (Just can't slam a Diet Pepsi!)
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*[[Back to the Future|Marty McFly]] (Though he only likes Pepsi Free, and will also drink [[Coca-Cola|Tab]].)
*[[Deepercutt]]
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*[[Silver the Hedgehog]] (Drinks Mountain Dew when he's depressed.)
*[[Back to the Future|Marty McFly]] (though he only likes Pepsi Free, and will also drink [[Coca-Cola|Tab]].)
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*[[Homestar]] (When he's not drinking Melonade, he'll most likely be drinking Mountain Dew.)
  
 
==People Who Hate Pepsi==
 
==People Who Hate Pepsi==
*[[User:Yoshit|Yoshit]]
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*[[Coke]][[Max Headroom|ologists]]
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**[[Max Headroom]]
 
*Spot, the 7-up mascot
 
*Spot, the 7-up mascot
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*[[New York|New York Yankees]] fans (even though Pepsi sponsors Yankee Stadium).
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==Other Info==
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*They do NOT make Dr. Pepper, nor 7-Up. Those are both made by Dr. Pepper-Snapple Group.
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*Their main rival is [[Coca-Cola]], though RC Cola can also be considered a rival.

Latest revision as of 17:34, 7 July 2010

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Coke? Pssh, that's Decepticon fare.

Pepsi is a soft drink. It tastes very similar to Coca-Cola, but Pepsi is sweeter. Regardless of how the drinks are nearly the same (or perhaps because of this), Pepsi has amassed a few haters. The company has also made Dr. Pepper, 7-Up, and Mountain Dew.

Invention[edit]

Pepsi was invented by Peppy C. Hare following a lab accident causing his bottle of Coca-Cola to mutate. It was illegal to sell Coca-Cola in Corneria, so Peppy marketed it as Pepsi and sold it throughout the land. It soon became an intergalactic sensation, making it all the way to Earth and Cybertron. And that's the end of that story.

People Who Like Pepsi[edit]

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People Who Hate Pepsi[edit]

Other Info[edit]

  • They do NOT make Dr. Pepper, nor 7-Up. Those are both made by Dr. Pepper-Snapple Group.
  • Their main rival is Coca-Cola, though RC Cola can also be considered a rival.