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'''Roy "Bully" Koopa''' is one of [[King Koopa]]'s sons
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'''Roy "Bully" Koopa''' is one of [[King Koopa]]'s sons, and is the strongest of his siblings.
  
 
  [[Image:BullyKoopa.jpg|right|'''Bully Koopa'''.]]                                                                       
 
  [[Image:BullyKoopa.jpg|right|'''Bully Koopa'''.]]                                                                       
  
 
==Personality==
 
==Personality==
You know it's Bully if he's...
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You know it's Roy if he's...
 
*Spinning [[Egg Luigi]].
 
*Spinning [[Egg Luigi]].
*Telling [[Big Mouth]] to SHADDUP!!
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*Telling [[Big Mouth|Morton]] to SHADDUP!!
 
*Humping Mario in a football field.
 
*Humping Mario in a football field.
 
*Flipping the bird.
 
*Flipping the bird.
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*Leaving footprints on cave guys' faces.
 
*Leaving footprints on cave guys' faces.
 
*Whining to King Dad.
 
*Whining to King Dad.
*Scratching his ass.
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*Scratching his [[ass]].
 
*Plugging in LOADS of toasters into one room, with no care for the electricity bill.
 
*Plugging in LOADS of toasters into one room, with no care for the electricity bill.
 
*A member of the [[KKK]]
 
*A member of the [[KKK]]
*Having a threesome with [[Birdo]] and [[Kootie Pie]]
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*Having a threesome with [[Birdo]] and [[Kootie Pie|Wendy O.]]
*Raping [[Cheatsy]]
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*Raping [[Cheatsy|Larry]]
  
 
==Dislikes==
 
==Dislikes==

Revision as of 22:58, 17 July 2009

Name: Roy "Bully" Koopa
Appears In: Super Mario World
Sex: Male
Occupation(s): Professional bully

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Roy "Bully" Koopa is one of King Koopa's sons, and is the strongest of his siblings.

Bully Koopa.

Personality

You know it's Roy if he's...

  • Spinning Egg Luigi.
  • Telling Morton to SHADDUP!!
  • Humping Mario in a football field.
  • Flipping the bird.
  • Playing by Australian rules.
  • Putting pesky plumbers six feet down undah with his raping powers.
  • Leaving footprints on cave guys' faces.
  • Whining to King Dad.
  • Scratching his ass.
  • Plugging in LOADS of toasters into one room, with no care for the electricity bill.
  • A member of the KKK
  • Having a threesome with Birdo and Wendy O.
  • Raping Larry

Dislikes

Quotes

  • "Sorry, dino-dud. Luigi got changed into an egg. I SAW IT!!"
  • "Awww, SHADDUP!! We'll never get started!!"
  • "I'm gonna put you down undah! Six feet down undah!"
  • "I'll leave footprints, all right! On their faces!! CHAAARGE!!"
  • "I want one, King Dad!"
  • "This Magic Balloon only brings presents to instruction book children?! What kinda wimp is he?"
  • "Giant smiant, Big Mouth he ain't dat big a deal."