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*Sitting on a bench during a crescent moon. | *Sitting on a bench during a crescent moon. | ||
*Standing in a parking zone. | *Standing in a parking zone. | ||
| − | *Displaying emotions. | + | *Displaying any emotions. |
*Spilling root beer in a sink. | *Spilling root beer in a sink. | ||
*Wearing grey shirts. | *Wearing grey shirts. | ||
*Stealing a CD, rather than pirating it. | *Stealing a CD, rather than pirating it. | ||
| − | *Driving a car whilst drinking any substance. | + | *Driving a car whilst drinking any substance, especially beer. |
*Posessing plastic bags filled with broccoli. | *Posessing plastic bags filled with broccoli. | ||
| − | *People who don't drive.(They claim even they get in trouble.) | + | *People who don't drive. (They claim even they get in trouble.) |
*Using excessive punctuation. | *Using excessive punctuation. | ||
*Getting a black eye. | *Getting a black eye. | ||
*Not mashing your pencil on paper. | *Not mashing your pencil on paper. | ||
*Driving through a green stoplight. | *Driving through a green stoplight. | ||
| − | *Disabled | + | *Disabled People |
| − | *Fighting for self-defense | + | *Fighting for self-defense. |
| − | *Drinking | + | *Drinking sapphire blue liquids. |
==Trivia== | ==Trivia== | ||
*[[Robotnik]] have been harrassed by Law for Kids many times. | *[[Robotnik]] have been harrassed by Law for Kids many times. | ||
| − | *It's rumored that this cult is lead by either [[Bill O'Reilly]] or [[Wario]]. This has yet to be confirmed. | + | *It's rumored that this cult is lead by either [[Bill O'Reilly]] or [[Wario]]. This has yet to be confirmed. However, recent rumors have led it to be that neither one of them are the leaders of this group, but they are the vice presidents for the much greater enemy that the world has ever encountered. This greater power who controls this group is... [[Crazy Luigi|Me]]!!! |
*They own nearly every driver's license in Arizona. | *They own nearly every driver's license in Arizona. | ||
*Their only weakness is eggs, which is very destructive to them. | *Their only weakness is eggs, which is very destructive to them. | ||
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*They often need to go to the bathroom. | *They often need to go to the bathroom. | ||
*That guy in the picture is NOT [[Charles Emerson Winchester III]]! | *That guy in the picture is NOT [[Charles Emerson Winchester III]]! | ||
| − | *They occasionally burn crosses and wear hooded robes. | + | *They occasionally burn crosses and wear hooded robes, like the [[KKK|Ku Klux Klan]], only they do it for just regular city folk and new people who [[cum|come]] to Arizona. |
Revision as of 22:14, 8 May 2009
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- Law for Kids is an evil cult that currently dictates Arizona. The cult violently restricts exploding officers, standing in a no parking zone and getting hurt. Offenders such as these usually end up having their driver's licencences revoked.
- They have magical teleportation abillities, warping cultists and cars (cleverly disguised as cops) to deal with anyone who ignores their rules.
- These cultists can easily be indentified with badly drawn guys in blue suits or nearly blad men.
The cultists don't allow:
- Sitting on a bench during a crescent moon.
- Standing in a parking zone.
- Displaying any emotions.
- Spilling root beer in a sink.
- Wearing grey shirts.
- Stealing a CD, rather than pirating it.
- Driving a car whilst drinking any substance, especially beer.
- Posessing plastic bags filled with broccoli.
- People who don't drive. (They claim even they get in trouble.)
- Using excessive punctuation.
- Getting a black eye.
- Not mashing your pencil on paper.
- Driving through a green stoplight.
- Disabled People
- Fighting for self-defense.
- Drinking sapphire blue liquids.
Trivia
- Robotnik have been harrassed by Law for Kids many times.
- It's rumored that this cult is lead by either Bill O'Reilly or Wario. This has yet to be confirmed. However, recent rumors have led it to be that neither one of them are the leaders of this group, but they are the vice presidents for the much greater enemy that the world has ever encountered. This greater power who controls this group is... Me!!!
- They own nearly every driver's license in Arizona.
- Their only weakness is eggs, which is very destructive to them.
- Their faces change occasionally, presumably to avoid lawsuit.
- They often need to go to the bathroom.
- That guy in the picture is NOT Charles Emerson Winchester III!
- They occasionally burn crosses and wear hooded robes, like the Ku Klux Klan, only they do it for just regular city folk and new people who come to Arizona.
