Law For Kids

This article is filed under Characters.

typical appearance of an cultist.

• Law for Kids is an evil cult that currently dictates Arizona. The cult violently restricts exploding officers, standing in a no parking zone and getting hurt. Offenders such as these usually end up having their driver's licencences revoked.
• They have magical teleportation abillities, warping cultists and cars (cleverly disguised as cops) to deal with anyone who ignores their rules.
• These cultists can easily be indentified with badly drawn guys in blue suits or nearly blad men.

The cultists don't allow:

stolen from a victim standing in a no parking zone.

• Sitting on a bench during a crescent moon.
• Standing in a parking zone.
• Displaying emotions.
• Spilling root beer in a sink.
• Wearing grey shirts.
• Stealing a CD, rather than pirating it.
• Driving a car whilst drinking any substance.
• Posessing plastic bags filled with broccoli.
• People who don't drive.(They claim even they get in trouble.)
• Using excessive punctuation.
• Getting a black eye.
• Not mashing your pencil on paper.
• Driving through a green stoplight.
• Disabled people
• Fighting for self-defense
• Drinking Saphire blue liquids

Trivia

• Robotnik have been harrassed by Law for Kids many times.
• It's rumored that this cult is lead by either Bill O'Reilly or Wario. This has yet to be confirmed.
• They own nearly every driver's license in Arizona.
• Their only weakness is eggs, which is very destructive to them.
• Their faces change occasionally, presumably to avoid lawsuit.
• They often need to go to the bathroom.
• That guy in the picture is NOT Charles Emerson Winchester III!
• They occasionally burn crosses and wear hooded robes.