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Revision as of 19:52, 10 March 2009
In brief
I'M ON A BOAT! I'M ON A BOAT! EVERYBODY LOOK AT ME CAUSE I'M SAILING ON A BOAT! I'M ON A BOAT! I'M ON A BOAT! TAKE A GOOD HARD LOOK AT THE MOTHERFUCKING BOAT!
History
I'M ON A BOAT, MOTHERFUCKER. TAKE A LOOK AT ME. STRAIGHT SAILING ON A BOAT ON THE DEEP BLUE SEA. BUSTIN' FIVE KNOTS. WIND WHIPPING OUT MY COAT. YOU CAN'T STOP ME, MOTHERFUCKER, CAUSE I'M ON A BOAT.
First poop seen
TAKE A PICTURE, TRICK. I'M ON A BOAT, BITCH. I'M DRINKING SANTANA CHAMP CAUSE IT'S SO CRIPS. I GOT MY SWIM TRUNKS AND MY FLIPPIE FLOPPIES. YOU AT KINKOS STRAIGHT FLIPPIN' COPIES. I'M ON A DOLPHIN DOING FLIPS AND SHIT. THIS DOLPHIN'S SPLASHING GETTING EVERYBODY ALL WET BUT THIS AIN'T SEA WORLD. THIS IS AS REAL AS IT GETS. I'M ON A BOAT, MOTHERFUCKER. DON'T YOU EVER FORGET.
First poop made
I'M ON A BOAT AND IT'S GOING FAST AND I GOT A NAUTICAL THEMED PASHMINA AFGHAN!
Style
I'M THE KING OF THE WORLD ON THE BOAT LIKE LEO. IF YOU ON THE SHORE THEN YOU SURE AREN'T ME-O. GET THE FUCK UP, THIS BOAT IS REAL!
Preferred Sources
- FUCK LAND! I'M ON A BOAT, MOTHERFUCKER.
- FUCK TREES! I CLIMB BUOYS, MOTHERFUCKER.
Preferred Methods
- I'M ON THE DECK WITH MY BOYS, MOTHERFUCKER.
- THE BOAT ENGINE MAKES NOISE MOTHERFUCKER.
Prefered Tech
HEY, MA, IF YOU COULD SEE ME NOW. ARMS STRETCHED OUT ON THE STARBOARD BOW! GONNA FLY THIS BOAT TO THE MOON SOMEHOW!
Dislikes
LIKE KEVIN GARNETT ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE!
Reception
YEAH. NEVER THOUGHT I'D BE ON A BOAT!
Criticism
IT'S A BIG BLUE WATERY ROAD. POSEIDON! LOOK AT ME! OH! NEVER THOUGHT I'D SEE THE DAY WHEN A BIG BOAT COMIN' MY WAY!
Achievements
BELIEVE ME WHEN I SAY I FUCKED A MERMAID!
Associates
I'M ON A BOAT
In Real Life
I'M ON A BOAT
Online
EVERYBODY LOOK AT ME CAUSE I'M SAILING ON A BOAT!
Influences
I'M ON A BOAT!
Fans
I'M ON A BOAT!
TAKE A GOOD HARD LOOK AT THE MOTHERFUCKING BOAT!
Other Information
SHA-SHA-SHORTY!
Trivia
SHORTY!
Links
YEAAAAAAH!
