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[[Image:300px-Picard1.jpg|right|thumb|Captain Jean-Luc Picard of the USS Enterprise!]]
 
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'''Patrick Stewart''' is an actor, best known for playing Professor X in the ''X-Men'' movies and some guy named "Picard" in some obscure sci-fi show about people trekking through the stars.
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'''Patrick Stewart''' is a British actor, best known for playing Professor X in the ''X-Men'' movies and some guy named "Picard" in [[Star Trek|some obscure sci-fi show about people trekking through the stars]].
  
 
==His Confessions==
 
==His Confessions==
Though Mr. Stewart was assumed to be straight by many, he has admitted that he is ''very'' sexually confused. Though he dislikes women, he has admitted that he [[love]]s men, but does not want to [[fuck]] them, although he [[masturbate]]s every day. He also admitted that he sees no reason to have dick put in his butt.
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Though Mr. Stewart was assumed to be straight by many, he has admitted that he is ''very'" confused. Though he dislikes women, he has admitted that he [[love]]s men.
 
 
==Quotes==
 
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*I've never fucked someone. I don't like to fuck females.
 
*On the other hand, I love males. Males have beautiful asses.
 
*I love masturbation. It's fantastic!
 
*I-I... I have a... penis extension. 15 seconds. I ejaculate in fifteen seconds. In fifteen seconds... I'm finished.
 
*Absolute sexual sensation.
 
*Masturbation sensation.
 
*On the other hand, I see no reason to have [[dick]] put in my [[butt]]...
 
  
 
==Trivia==
 
==Trivia==
*Twitter is an ''EXTENSION'' of his life.
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*The Internet is an ''EXTENSION'' of his life.
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*Is one of Magneto's enemies.
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*Has a (stupid) [[:Category:Internet Memes|Internet meme]] of him facepalming in Star Trek. It's so stupid that Patrick facepalms at those who post the facepalming pictures of him.
 
*He is very, very bald.
 
*He is very, very bald.
  
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*[http://picard.ytmnd.com The Picard song.]
 
*[http://picard.ytmnd.com The Picard song.]
 
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Captain Jean-Luc Picard of the USS Enterprise!

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Patrick Stewart is a British actor, best known for playing Professor X in the X-Men movies and some guy named "Picard" in some obscure sci-fi show about people trekking through the stars.

His Confessions[edit]

Though Mr. Stewart was assumed to be straight by many, he has admitted that he is very'" confused. Though he dislikes women, he has admitted that he loves men.

Trivia[edit]

  • The Internet is an EXTENSION of his life.
  • Is one of Magneto's enemies.
  • Has a (stupid) Internet meme of him facepalming in Star Trek. It's so stupid that Patrick facepalms at those who post the facepalming pictures of him.
  • He is very, very bald.

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