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(Got rid of a LOT of the previous article given it was real terrible. I would've deleted entirely if not for his Poop relevance through Triple sSs. Anyone better versed with Arthur than I am is free to rebulk the article up.)
 
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'''Arthur Read''' is an aardvark and convicted pedophile who enjoys building model <s>planes</s> [[penis]]es and raping his friends and family members.
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'''Arthur Read''' is an aardvark from the TV show ''[[Arthur]]''. He enjoys building model planes.
  
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[[Image:Aardvark.jpg|thumb|250px|Arthur ready to assault a crowd.]]
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[[Image:RetardArthur.gif|thumb|He's also a pretty <s>[[good]]</s> [[bad]] dancer, too.]]
  
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==Arrest==
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==Quotes==
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Although Arthur's crimes went unnoticed most of the time, he was eventually discovered because Buster, his friend and one of his victims, spilled the beans (Arthur forgot that Buster is bad at keeping secrets). After a lengthy court session (Arthur's lawyer was Apollo Justice, and [[Phoenix Wright]] is infinitely superior), evidence of Arthur's vast crimes were discovered in his socks drawer (Why people would look there is beyond me), and he was jailed. Not only that, but he was guilty of hurting [[Cody]]'s Jessica.
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*"Follow the weird naked Indian!"
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*"I told [[you]] ''not'' to '''TOUCH IT!!'''"
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*"A-A-R-D-V-A-R-K! A-A-R-D-V-A-R-K! A-A-R-D..."
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*"[[You]] better not let mom and dad hear [[you]] say that!"
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*"It's not a game, it's a penis."
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*"[[Dick|It's]] hard, but I'm almost done."
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*"Hey, Binky! [[You]] dropped your penis!"
  
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==Love Life==
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==Trivia==
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Arthur has been accused jokingly of being in a relationship with Francine Frensky. However, this is known to be untrue, as Arthur has been found in bed with [[Scott]]. Why Scott was in bed with an aardvark was beyond me. However, Arthur claims that this was unintentional on his part; to other animals, he looks like he normally does, but to other people, he looks like a regular stuffed aardvark. Everybody knows that Scott needs his stuffed aardvark to sleep, so you can see how this got mixed up.
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*Arthur once did the forbidden chant of Cthulhu. He not only ended up growing larger than ever, but he also ate most of his friends.
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*He wants you to follow the weird, naked Indian.
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==Where is he now?==
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Elwood City Prison, doing homework Mr. Ratburn sent him and writing names in his Death Note.
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[[Image:RetardArthur.gif|thumb|He's also a pretty <s>good</s> bad dancer, too.]]
 
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Latest revision as of 12:26, 23 November 2019

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Name: Arthurius Timothy Read
Appears In: Arthur
Sex: Male
Age: 8

Arthur Read is an aardvark from the TV show Arthur. He enjoys building model planes.

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He's also a pretty good bad dancer, too.

Quotes[edit]

  • "Follow the weird naked Indian!"
  • "I told you not to TOUCH IT!!"
  • "A-A-R-D-V-A-R-K! A-A-R-D-V-A-R-K! A-A-R-D..."
  • "You better not let mom and dad hear you say that!"
  • "It's not a game, it's a penis."
  • "It's hard, but I'm almost done."
  • "Hey, Binky! You dropped your penis!"

Trivia[edit]

  • Arthur once did the forbidden chant of Cthulhu. He not only ended up growing larger than ever, but he also ate most of his friends.
  • He wants you to follow the weird, naked Indian.
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