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Gaspra is an old man who likes to live in a tower and rape [[Zelda]] who also looks like a man in his tower. Gaspra also likes to ruin peoples fun by saying "There will be no more *insert item here* tonight"
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Gaspra is an old man from ''Zelda's Adventure'' who likes to live in a tower and rape [[Zelda]] who also looks like a man in his tower. Gaspra also likes to ruin peoples fun by saying "There will be no more *insert item here* tonight"
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==Quotes==
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*"There will be no more viewing tonight"
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*"AHHH!"
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*"Princess Zelda has not finished her quest"
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==Trivia==
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*Despite the fact that he has bad eyesight, he still knows how to read his scrolls as if he was starting to first read them.
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[[Category:Characters - French]]
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[[Category:Dicks]]
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[[Category:Elderly Characters]]

Latest revision as of 13:55, 22 August 2018

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Name: Gaspra
Sex: Male
Age: Unknown, but likely in his 1000s.
Nationality: French
Occupation(s): Astronomer

Gaspra is an old man from Zelda's Adventure who likes to live in a tower and rape Zelda who also looks like a man in his tower. Gaspra also likes to ruin peoples fun by saying "There will be no more *insert item here* tonight"


Quotes[edit]

  • "There will be no more viewing tonight"
  • "AHHH!"
  • "Princess Zelda has not finished her quest"

Trivia[edit]

  • Despite the fact that he has bad eyesight, he still knows how to read his scrolls as if he was starting to first read them.