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|occupation=King's Advisor, Zelda's nanny | |occupation=King's Advisor, Zelda's nanny | ||
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== Trivia == | == Trivia == | ||
[[Image:Impa2.png|thumb|Impa in her younger days.]] | [[Image:Impa2.png|thumb|Impa in her younger days.]] | ||
| + | [[Image:Reesong_palace13.jpg|thumb|right|Impa, after seeing this article.]] | ||
*She is not involved with [[User:Idiotska|The Hairspray Queen]]'s takeover of the Chef's burnt cakes. | *She is not involved with [[User:Idiotska|The Hairspray Queen]]'s takeover of the Chef's burnt cakes. | ||
*She has an abnormally large left arm and hand that she uses to stroke Zelda when she is upset. | *She has an abnormally large left arm and hand that she uses to stroke Zelda when she is upset. | ||
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*Really old men, however, thick she's as [[sex]]y as fuck. (Gross!) | *Really old men, however, thick she's as [[sex]]y as fuck. (Gross!) | ||
**She actually was in ''Ocarina of Time'', where she was young. | **She actually was in ''Ocarina of Time'', where she was young. | ||
| + | **She was also in ''Oracle of Seasons'' and ''Oracle of Ages'', where she was a big fat lady. | ||
==Quotes== | ==Quotes== | ||
{{poopquote|Impa|Don't worry, [[Zelda]]. The triforce of wisdom promises [[King Harkinian|the king]] will safely return!}} | {{poopquote|Impa|Don't worry, [[Zelda]]. The triforce of wisdom promises [[King Harkinian|the king]] will safely return!}} | ||
| − | {{poopquote|Impa|I'm certain | + | {{poopquote|Impa|I'm certain. He's alright!}} |
{{poopquote|Impa|Alright dear, I'll get the triforce of wisdom.}} | {{poopquote|Impa|Alright dear, I'll get the triforce of wisdom.}} | ||
{{poopquote|Impa|Oh my! It looks like everyone's been taken to Tykogi Tower.}} | {{poopquote|Impa|Oh my! It looks like everyone's been taken to Tykogi Tower.}} | ||
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{{poopquote|Impa|You smell like [[shit]]!}} | {{poopquote|Impa|You smell like [[shit]]!}} | ||
{{poopquote|Impa|I wonder what it all means!}} | {{poopquote|Impa|I wonder what it all means!}} | ||
| − | {{poopquote|Impa|[[King Harkinian|The | + | {{poopquote|Impa|[[King Harkinian|The King's]] a terrible father!}} |
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{{poopquote|Impa|Your father's the king!}} | {{poopquote|Impa|Your father's the king!}} | ||
{{poopquote|Impa|[[Hektad]] is [[Sex|sexy]].}} | {{poopquote|Impa|[[Hektad]] is [[Sex|sexy]].}} | ||
| + | {{poopquote|Impa|Oh my! The triforce says shit!}} | ||
| + | {{poopquote|Impa|Yes! Yes! Yes! Old lady whizz!}} | ||
| + | {{poopquote|Impa|Bigot!}} | ||
[[Category:Characters - Female]] | [[Category:Characters - Female]] | ||
[[Category:CD-i]] | [[Category:CD-i]] | ||
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[[Category:Video Game Characters]] | [[Category:Video Game Characters]] | ||
[[Category:Fat Characters]] | [[Category:Fat Characters]] | ||
[[Category:Characters - Appears in The Legend of Zelda]] | [[Category:Characters - Appears in The Legend of Zelda]] | ||
| − | [[Category: | + | [[Category:Elderly Characters]] |
[[Category:Hyrule]] | [[Category:Hyrule]] | ||
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Latest revision as of 08:26, 20 March 2016
This article is filed under Characters.Impa is the advisor to the King of Hyrule and keeper of the Triforce of Wisdom. She is also Zelda's Personal Aid.
Cultural Heritage: Native American in most Zelda games, but she really looks white in the CD-i games.
Health Issues[edit]
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Hektad is dangerous!
It has been made apparent that Impa often suffers from extensive seizures and Alzheimer's Disease.
Trivia[edit]
- She is not involved with The Hairspray Queen's takeover of the Chef's burnt cakes.
- She has an abnormally large left arm and hand that she uses to stroke Zelda when she is upset.
- She is often woken up by Zelda to take random trips to both Gamelon and IHOP. She's also woken up by Zelda for certain actions that shouldn't be named.
- She really likes to say "Oh my!" or "Oh dear!" a lot, as if she's surprised by everything.
- She is known to roar when angry.
- According to Tourettes Guy, "SHE'S OLD AS FUCK!"
- Really old men, however, thick she's as sexy as fuck. (Gross!)
- She actually was in Ocarina of Time, where she was young.
- She was also in Oracle of Seasons and Oracle of Ages, where she was a big fat lady.
Quotes[edit]
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Impa Don't worry, Zelda. The triforce of wisdom promises the king will safely return!
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Impa I'm certain. He's alright!
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Impa Alright dear, I'll get the triforce of wisdom.
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Impa Oh my! It looks like everyone's been taken to Tykogi Tower.
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Impa Yes...oh my! Your father has been captured!
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Impa He's been in a terrible fight. I can't tell what happened!
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Impa Oh dear! Wizzrobe has captured Lady Alma!
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Impa Look how your father was captured!
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Impa Hektad is DANGEROUS!
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Impa You smell like shit!
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Impa I wonder what it all means!
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Impa The King's a terrible father!
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Impa Your father's the king!
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Impa Oh my! The triforce says shit!
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Impa Yes! Yes! Yes! Old lady whizz!
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Impa Bigot!
