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==History==
 
==History==
 
13 BILLION YEARS AGO, SATAN CAME TO ME.
 
 
HIS EYES SCANNED MY BODY WITH GLITTER AND GLEE.
 
 
I CONSIDERED HIM MY CUZ, BUT WHAT A DAY IT WAS.
 
 
WITH FIRE BRIMMING FROM HIS FINGER TIPS, AND CIRCLED ME, AND YELLED TO THE TOP OF HIS LUNGS
 
 
=='''''ARRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISE!'''''==
 
 
 
AND THEN I BECAME '''''FUCKING PUNK'''''
 
 
NOW I'M HER ON EARTH, WITH A SCORPION ON JUPITER TURF
 
 
A POLYTHEISTIC HORNET
 
 
SOME BRITISH KID
 
 
AND NOW...NOW...
 
 
=='''IM A GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!'''==
 
 
 
  
 
===First poop made===
 
===First poop made===
 
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*Unknown
 
 
How is anyone supposed to remember that?
 
  
 
==Style==
 
==Style==
Oh my god you people are so pretentious
 
 
 
 
===Preferred Sources===
 
===Preferred Sources===
 
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===Preferred Software===
 
===Preferred Software===
 
 
<!--Programs they use (WMM, Vegas, etc.) - you can also mention plugins/filters-->
 
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*Adobe Creative Suite
Adobe Creative Suite
 
Adobe Acrobat
 
Adobe Acrobat Connect
 
Adobe After Effects
 
Adobe Bridge
 
Adobe Contribute
 
Adobe Device Central
 
Adobe Dreamweaver
 
Adobe Dynamic Link
 
Adobe Encore
 
Adobe Fireworks
 
Adobe Flash
 
Adobe Illustrator
 
Adobe InDesign
 
Adobe OnLocation
 
Adobe Photoshop
 
Adobe Premiere Pro
 
Adobe Soundbooth
 
Adobe Ultra
 
Adobe Version Cue
 
Adobe Acrobat Capture
 
Adobe Acrobat Distiller
 
Adobe AIR
 
Adobe Audition
 
Adobe Central Output Server
 
Adobe ColdFusion
 
Adobe Digital Editions
 
Adobe Director
 
Adobe DNG Converter
 
Adobe Document Server
 
Adobe Document Policy Server
 
Adobe eBook Reader
 
Adobe Flash Cast
 
Adobe Flash Lite
 
Adobe Flash Media Server
 
Adobe Flash Player
 
Adobe Flex
 
Adobe Font Folio
 
Adobe GoLive
 
Adobe Graphics Server
 
Adobe InCopy
 
Adobe Kuler
 
Adobe LiveCycle
 
Adobe Media Player
 
Adobe Output Designer
 
Adobe PageMaker
 
Adobe PDF JobReady
 
Adobe Photoshop Album
 
Adobe Photoshop Elements
 
Adobe Photoshop Express
 
Adobe Photoshop Lightroom
 
Adobe Premiere Elements
 
Adobe Reader
 
Adobe RoboHelp
 
Adobe Shockwave
 
Adobe Source Libraries
 
Adobe SVG Viewer
 
Adobe Technical Communication Suite
 
Adobe Type
 
Adobe Web Output Pack
 
Adobe Visual Communicator
 
 
 
===He also used various hardware===
 
 
 
*
 
Roland Corporation
 
A
 
Roland Alpha Juno
 
C
 
Roland CR-78
 
D
 
Roland D-50
 
D-Beam
 
E
 
Roland E-20
 
F
 
Roland Fantom-X
 
G
 
Roland GR-300
 
J
 
Roland JD-800
 
Roland JD-990
 
Roland JP-8000
 
Roland Juno-106
 
Roland Juno-60
 
Roland Juno-G
 
Roland Jupiter-4
 
Roland Jupiter-6
 
Roland Jupiter-8
 
Roland JV-1080
 
Roland JV-2080
 
Roland JX-1
 
Roland JX-10
 
Roland JX-305
 
Roland JX-3P
 
Roland JX-8P
 
M
 
Roland MC-09
 
Roland MC-202
 
Roland MC-303
 
Roland MC-307
 
Roland MC-4 Microcomposer
 
Roland MC-505
 
Roland MC-8 Microcomposer
 
Roland MC-808
 
Roland MC-909
 
Roland MKS-80
 
Roland MS-1 Digital Sampler
 
Roland MT-32
 
Roland MTR-100
 
O
 
Roland OP-8
 
P
 
Roland Promars
 
R
 
Roland R-8
 
Roland Rhythm 33
 
Roland Rhythm 55
 
Roland Rhythm 77
 
S
 
Roland Sound Canvas
 
Roland SC-55
 
Roland SC-7
 
Roland SH-1000
 
Roland SH-101
 
S cont.
 
Roland SH-201
 
Roland SH-3A
 
Roland SP-303
 
Roland SP-404
 
Roland SP-555
 
Roland SP-808
 
SRX expansion board
 
Roland System 100
 
Roland System-100M
 
T
 
Roland TB-303
 
Roland TR-505
 
Roland TR-606
 
Roland TR-707
 
Roland TR-808
 
Roland TR-909
 
TR-REC
 
U
 
Roland U-110
 
Roland U-20
 
V
 
Roland VariOS
 
Roland VK-7
 
W
 
Roland W-30
 
X
 
Roland XP-50
 
Roland XP-30
 
Roland XP-80
 
  
 
===Likes===
 
===Likes===
* Goats
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* Fish
 
* Potatoes
 
* Baphomet
 
* Sculpting
 
* Drawing
 
* Art
 
* Pink Floyd
 
* Aphex Twin
 
* Pizza
 
* Pasta
 
* Raviolo
 
* Italian food
 
* Chinese food
 
* Indian food
 
* Johnny Cash
 
* Roland TB-303
 
* Bass guitars
 
* Ferraris
 
* Analord
 
* Old guns
 
* New guns
 
* The Dead Kennedys
 
* Keyboard solos
 
* Primus - Is It Luck
 
* Led Zeppelin
 
* Old Japanese Sports cars
 
* PS3
 
* Xbox 360
 
* Xbox
 
* PS2
 
* Computers
 
* Multicom
 
* PS1
 
* Airplanes
 
* DJs
 
* Hot dogs
 
* Squarepusher - Hello Meow
 
* GTA Online
 
* GTA IV and V
 
* GTA IV Multiplayer
 
* Halo 9
 
* Halo TV series
 
* Snuff films
 
* Infected Mushroom
 
* Freestyle bass
 
* Video games
 
* Punk
 
* Cross dressing
 
* Spaghetti
 
* Eating out
 
* Birds
 
* Dualshock controller
 
* Wah-wah pedal
 
* Guitar amps
 
* Fresh asphalt
 
* Rain
 
* Experimental
 
* LJN
 
* Dancing
 
* Strenght
 
* Rockstar Games
 
* CJ from Grove Street
 
* Joke glasses
 
* Synthesizers
 
* Vintage synthesizers
 
* New synthesizers
 
* Experiment synthesizers
 
* Homemade synthesizers
 
* Prototype synthesizers
 
* Half-Life
 
* Half-Life 2
 
* Sweden
 
* America
 
* Israel
 
* Piano
 
* Beethoven
 
* Google
 
* Wagner
 
* Guns
 
* Joysticks
 
* Pink Floyd - How I wish you were here
 
* God sims
 
* Logitech
 
* Boomerangs
 
* Denim pants
 
* Leather jackets
 
* My dog, Lightning
 
* My cat, Stockings
 
* My other cat, Rosa
 
* HTML
 
* Anatomy
 
* Fires
 
* Stylus
 
* Wacom
 
* Neat markers
 
* Strong computers
 
* Ushankas
 
* Vitamins
 
* Tea
 
* Soda
 
* My tablet, a Wacom Cintiq 24HD
 
* South African accents
 
* D-pad
 
* My bed
 
* ZBrush
 
* Clay
 
* Sycra Yasin
 
* Religions/Religious history
 
* My flatscreen TV
 
* Music
 
  
 
===Dislikes===
 
===Dislikes===
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* Cynics
 
* Cynics
 
* Twitter fags
 
* Twitter fags
* NASCAR
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* NASCAR (It's not even a sport)
 
* Confederate Flags
 
* Confederate Flags
 
* Attention whores
 
* Attention whores
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==Reception==
 
==Reception==
  
Even though his YouTube poops are long lost, he is still considered one of the most influential and pioneering YouTube Pooper to this date, often considered the grandfather of modern YouTube Poop. In his career, he received over 14 awards and was publicly assaulted on stage by jealous YouTube Poopers and haters who disproved of a source he used in a video.
 
  
 
===Criticism===
 
===Criticism===
 
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Jelly was appreciated by many, he was often the victim of source-bashing and jealousy.
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===Achievements===
 
===Achievements===
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* His doctor
 
* His doctor
 
* Kurt Cobain
 
* Kurt Cobain
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* A cobra
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* A lynx
 
* Fred Phelps
 
* Fred Phelps
 
* Shirley Phelps
 
* Shirley Phelps

Latest revision as of 21:15, 24 July 2014

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In Brief[edit]

Norwegian from Norwegia!

History[edit]

First poop made[edit]

  • Unknown

Style[edit]

Preferred Sources[edit]

  • Music videos
  • Homemade sources
  • Snuff films
  • Australia

Preferred Methods[edit]

  • Slapping
  • Distortion
  • Jodling
  • Bit crushing
  • Sampling
  • Scratching
  • Polygons
  • Coil Technique
  • Spanish style picking
  • Sawtooth bending
  • Blending using a hard brush
  • Layer mode set to multiply
  • Dissing (mostly towards other YTPers)
  • Snuff films
  • Free-aim
  • Growling
  • Wah-wah/phaser

Preferred Software[edit]

  • Adobe Creative Suite

Likes[edit]

Dislikes[edit]

  • Pretentious people
  • Nintendo
  • Bad hardware
  • Shitty artists that are only popular because they draw porn
  • Good artists that are only popular because they draw porn
  • TheAmazingAtheist
  • Cynics
  • Twitter fags
  • NASCAR (It's not even a sport)
  • Confederate Flags
  • Attention whores
  • Perverts

Reception[edit]

Criticism[edit]

  • Jelly was appreciated by many, he was often the victim of source-bashing and jealousy.

Achievements[edit]

  • Introduced new methods and techniques that were ahead of their time
  • Sparked a lot of controversy
  • First cross dressing YTPer alive
  • Still holds the world record for most awards

Associates[edit]

He values his friends more than anything

In Real Life[edit]

  • Richard D James

Online[edit]

  • Yung Scorpion
  • His doctor
  • Kurt Cobain
  • A cobra
  • A lynx
  • Fred Phelps
  • Shirley Phelps
  • Ken Kutaragi
  • Various hackers

GTA Online[edit]

He enjoys GTA Online, Rockstar's new multi player addition to the GTA series. He plays on PS3 and is one of the few players that despise Chrome Paintjob on cars.

Influences[edit]

  • Mike Matei
  • Jaakko Järvinen
  • Yung Scorpion
  • Eclectick Styrofoam
  • Sycra Yasin
  • IGSRJ
  • Richard D James
  • Satan
  • All you real people out there

Fans[edit]

  • Richard D James
  • The majority of the YTP community
  • You
  • Satan
  • Johnny Cash (RIP)
  • MeiAIDS
  • Fire and Brimestone

List of Poops[edit]

I don't poop as I am able to vaporize anything I eat.

Other Information[edit]

How much do you want to know?????????????

Trivia[edit]

  • Can shoot lasers with his polonium deposits in his eyes.
  • Uranium deposits in his horns
  • Cross dresses
  • Cuddles with Yung Scorpion in his Centipede form (gamma rays <3)
  • Are Chicken Nuggets Changing the Definition of Pizza Time?

Links[edit]

Other Links[edit]