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(Adding more information on Harlequin as an actual character in the infamous CD-i title. He is a media source for YouTube Poops, of course, but his cutscenes are seldom used.)
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Harlequin is a pig dressed as a clown that loves to make people [[AIDS|lose]], conjuring a loud sound stating "YOU LOSE" along with it if they lose in his game.
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'''Harlequin the Gambler''' (shortened to '''Harlequin''') is a pig dressed as a clown that loves to make people [[AIDS|lose]] all of their rupees from gambling, conjuring a loud sound stating "YOU LOSE" along with it if they lose in his game.
  
 
Cultural Heritage: Kansas, [[United States of America]]
 
Cultural Heritage: Kansas, [[United States of America]]
  
==The Game==
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==Role in [[Link: Faces of Evil]]==
Nobody actually knows what the game is to be exact, except for the few who made it. However... when you lose, you'll turn into a [[fat]] [[Furry|anthromorphic]] [[Ganon|pig]] in [[Gay|arseless chaps]]. You'll then have to [[sex|work]] for him. But if you win...Harlequin deflates himself while saying to his opponent "Lucky shot!" Yeah, I don't know why it happens either.
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In the CD-i game that few could actually be bothered to properly play through, Harlequin is one of [[Ganon|Ganon's]] chief personnel, who operates in the area in Koridai named for him, Harlequin Bazaar. Later on in the game, Harlequin is fought again in a rematch at [[Lupay|Lupay's]] sector.
  
 
==Demise==
 
==Demise==
He deflated when he lost several times to [[Link]]. It's likely that's he's still out there, but it still has to be confirmed.
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He deflated when he lost several times to Link. It's likely that's he's still out there, but it still has to be confirmed.
  
 
It's rumored that he was seen [[Wrong|eating bacon and ham at a Denny's]].
 
It's rumored that he was seen [[Wrong|eating bacon and ham at a Denny's]].

Revision as of 02:09, 30 March 2014

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Name: Harlequin
Appears In: Link: The Faces of Evil
Sex: Male
Age: Unknown
Nationality: American
Occupation(s): Owner of the Harlequin Bazaar, a casino for Koridians to gamble at

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*Insert lame "pigs can fly!" joke here*

Harlequin the Gambler (shortened to Harlequin) is a pig dressed as a clown that loves to make people lose all of their rupees from gambling, conjuring a loud sound stating "YOU LOSE" along with it if they lose in his game.

Cultural Heritage: Kansas, United States of America

Role in Link: Faces of Evil

In the CD-i game that few could actually be bothered to properly play through, Harlequin is one of Ganon's chief personnel, who operates in the area in Koridai named for him, Harlequin Bazaar. Later on in the game, Harlequin is fought again in a rematch at Lupay's sector.

Demise

He deflated when he lost several times to Link. It's likely that's he's still out there, but it still has to be confirmed.

It's rumored that he was seen eating bacon and ham at a Denny's.


Trivia

Quotes

Harlequin Harlequin

Do you know what it's means when you lose your last rupee?

Harlequin Harlequin

Now you work for me!

Harlequin Harlequin

Take him away!

Harlequin Harlequin

Now you see me, now you don't!

Harlequin Harlequin

I'd say your chances are a million to none, but lets have fun! Anyway!

Harlequin Harlequin

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Ahhh!

Harlequin Harlequin

Lucky shot.