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|shows=Super Mario World | |shows=Super Mario World | ||
|sex=Male | |sex=Male | ||
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| − | |occupation=Eeevil | + | |occupation=Eeevil koopa wizard |
|nationality=German | |nationality=German | ||
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[[Image:WizardheimerSonicFanAIDS.png|right|thumb|Wizardheimer being tortured by shitty Sonic recolors.]] | [[Image:WizardheimerSonicFanAIDS.png|right|thumb|Wizardheimer being tortured by shitty Sonic recolors.]] | ||
| − | '''Wizardheimer''' | + | '''Wizardheimer''' is an eeeevil Koopa Wizard who holds people prisoners in the dungeon of his haunted house, located in a haunted woods, for no apparent reason. |
His favourite pastime is slaughtering everyone in sight, which he does with gusto, often cackling in a deluded manner the whole time. Often called an [[eggs|eggface]], he once tried to take over the Youtube poop world with a [[seizure]] spell. | His favourite pastime is slaughtering everyone in sight, which he does with gusto, often cackling in a deluded manner the whole time. Often called an [[eggs|eggface]], he once tried to take over the Youtube poop world with a [[seizure]] spell. | ||
He despises [[Stone Luigi|people who get his name wrong]]. Only Wizardheimer and [[Jafar]] know where the Cave of [[Uctions]] rests. | He despises [[Stone Luigi|people who get his name wrong]]. Only Wizardheimer and [[Jafar]] know where the Cave of [[Uctions]] rests. | ||
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*BAAH: Fires geometric shapes at unsuspecting passerbys. | *BAAH: Fires geometric shapes at unsuspecting passerbys. | ||
*Volvicia: Revives the [[die|dead]] (With ginseng and guarana.). | *Volvicia: Revives the [[die|dead]] (With ginseng and guarana.). | ||
| − | *Labyrinthin: Creates labyrinths within books; taught to his [[I.M. Meen (character)|protege]]. | + | *Labyrinthin: Creates labyrinths within books; taught to his [[I.M. Meen (character)|protege]][[Melink|s]]. |
*Whateveryousaycaverat: Warps [[Oogtar|annoying cave kids]] into the dungeon. | *Whateveryousaycaverat: Warps [[Oogtar|annoying cave kids]] into the dungeon. | ||
*Capapillus: Brings anal beads to life as [[Caterpillars]]. | *Capapillus: Brings anal beads to life as [[Caterpillars]]. | ||
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*[[Eggs|Omelettes]] | *[[Eggs|Omelettes]] | ||
*[[Michael Jackson]] (Everyone does) | *[[Michael Jackson]] (Everyone does) | ||
| − | *[[Aran Ryan|Maniac]] [[Luigi|Mansion]] on the [[Nintendo Entertainment System]]. | + | *[[Aran Ryan|Maniac]] [[Luigi|Mansion]] on the [[Nintendo]][[Good| Entertainment System]]. |
[[Image:Ghosts-r-us 007.jpg|frame|right|Wizardheimer's deformed brother.]] | [[Image:Ghosts-r-us 007.jpg|frame|right|Wizardheimer's deformed brother.]] | ||
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*Being called an eggface | *Being called an eggface | ||
*[[Stone Luigi]] | *[[Stone Luigi]] | ||
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*[[Oogtar]] | *[[Oogtar]] | ||
*Being renamed [[No|Kamek]] | *Being renamed [[No|Kamek]] | ||
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*Unauthorized use of his copyrighted and patented spells | *Unauthorized use of his copyrighted and patented spells | ||
| − | == See | + | == See also: == |
*[[Transvestite Wizards]] | *[[Transvestite Wizards]] | ||
*[[King Koopa|Koopa]] | *[[King Koopa|Koopa]] | ||
| − | *[[ | + | *[[Meatman]] |
*[[Hektad]] | *[[Hektad]] | ||
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*It is written, only he can defeat Mr. Koopas. | *It is written, only he can defeat Mr. Koopas. | ||
| − | *Wizardheimer was to appear in | + | *Wizardheimer was to appear in Mario Kart 64; however, he was rejected because he couldn't stop throwing the development staff into his dungeon, so he was replaced with Donkey Kong. |
*He's smarter than the average Koopa. | *He's smarter than the average Koopa. | ||
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*He's a member of the [[KKK]]. | *He's a member of the [[KKK]]. | ||
| − | *In 1976, he resurrected [[Dry Bones]] with the Volvicia spell. He was | + | *In 1976, he resurrected [[Dry Bones]] with the Volvicia spell. Dry Bones' body was found at the bottom of the Lackawana River in 1975 after [[Die|dying]] 20 years earlier of liver failure and [[BOOZE|alcohol poisoning]]. His flesh was turned into oil, however, which is why he only has a skeleton. He was ressurected because [[King Koopa]] needed troops. |
*In 1989, he [[Phoenix Wright|sued]] [[Mama Luigi]] for unauthorized use of a de-aging spell and a mind-erasing spell, both of which he had created and patented in 1958, on Yoshi, so that she could revise history. The judge ruled in favour of Wizardheimer, and ruled that Mama Luigi must cease with the magic, and pay him $[[1295.31]] in damages. | *In 1989, he [[Phoenix Wright|sued]] [[Mama Luigi]] for unauthorized use of a de-aging spell and a mind-erasing spell, both of which he had created and patented in 1958, on Yoshi, so that she could revise history. The judge ruled in favour of Wizardheimer, and ruled that Mama Luigi must cease with the magic, and pay him $[[1295.31]] in damages. | ||
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==Weaknesses== | ==Weaknesses== | ||
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*Being jumped on | *Being jumped on | ||
*Dark, Bug, and Ghost attacks | *Dark, Bug, and Ghost attacks | ||
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==Death== | ==Death== | ||
| − | *Wizardheimer was reported to have [[DIE|died]] at 9:26PM on May 19, 2009 when he was trying to send a hex to his [[Goronu|arch rival]] | + | *Wizardheimer was reported to have [[DIE|died]] at 9:26PM on May 19, 2009 when he was trying to send a hex to his [[Goronu|arch rival]] but got the pronunciation wrong causing his wand to explode, killing him, and injuring [[Iggy Koopa|Iggy]] and [[Lemmy]]. Iggy and Lemmy were in critical condition, but stabilized. [[I.M. Meen (character)|I.M. Meen]], his pupil, saved him with a bottle of Volvic Revive, and Wizardheimer once again ravages the world. |
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==Quotes== | ==Quotes== | ||
*"Now! Plunge yourselves into that warp pipe!" | *"Now! Plunge yourselves into that warp pipe!" | ||
| − | *"How do ya feel about | + | *"How do ya feel about BOB-OMBS?" |
*"BOB-OMBS?" | *"BOB-OMBS?" | ||
*"Welcome to the dungeon of my haunted house, plumb-scum!" | *"Welcome to the dungeon of my haunted house, plumb-scum!" | ||
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*"My magic wand! Ohhhhh...without it I'm powerless!" | *"My magic wand! Ohhhhh...without it I'm powerless!" | ||
*"Give me that wand back, yoooouuuu green-faced glutton! ...YOW!" | *"Give me that wand back, yoooouuuu green-faced glutton! ...YOW!" | ||
| − | *"Hey, watch where you're going, | + | *"Hey, watch where you're going, EGGHEAD!" |
*"YOU ARE!" | *"YOU ARE!" | ||
| − | *"Sooo, what do | + | *"Sooo, what do you have to say NOW, egghead?" |
*"Nyeuhehehehuhuhuhuh!" | *"Nyeuhehehehuhuhuhuh!" | ||
*"THAT'S WWWWWWWIZARDHEIMER-ER-ER-ER-ER-ER-ER-ER-ER!!!!" | *"THAT'S WWWWWWWIZARDHEIMER-ER-ER-ER-ER-ER-ER-ER-ER!!!!" | ||
*"I crown you, royal egghead!" | *"I crown you, royal egghead!" | ||
*"Oh, fuck you, Luigi!" | *"Oh, fuck you, Luigi!" | ||
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{{DEFAULTSORT:Wizardheimer}} | {{DEFAULTSORT:Wizardheimer}} | ||
[[Category:Evil Characters]] | [[Category:Evil Characters]] | ||
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[[Category:Dicks]] | [[Category:Dicks]] | ||
[[Category:Elderly Characters]] | [[Category:Elderly Characters]] | ||
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