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|shows=Super Mario World | |shows=Super Mario World | ||
|sex=Male | |sex=Male | ||
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− | |occupation=Eeevil | + | |occupation=Eeevil koopa wizard |
− | |nationality= | + | |nationality= |
− | |cast= | + | |cast= |
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[[Image:WizardheimerSonicFanAIDS.png|right|thumb|Wizardheimer being tortured by shitty Sonic recolors.]] | [[Image:WizardheimerSonicFanAIDS.png|right|thumb|Wizardheimer being tortured by shitty Sonic recolors.]] | ||
− | '''Wizardheimer''' | + | '''Wizardheimer''' is an eeeevil Koopa Wizard who holds people prisoners in the dungeon of his haunted house, located in a haunted woods, for no apparent reason. |
His favourite pastime is slaughtering everyone in sight, which he does with gusto, often cackling in a deluded manner the whole time. Often called an [[eggs|eggface]], he once tried to take over the Youtube poop world with a [[seizure]] spell. | His favourite pastime is slaughtering everyone in sight, which he does with gusto, often cackling in a deluded manner the whole time. Often called an [[eggs|eggface]], he once tried to take over the Youtube poop world with a [[seizure]] spell. | ||
He despises [[Stone Luigi|people who get his name wrong]]. Only Wizardheimer and [[Jafar]] know where the Cave of [[Uctions]] rests. | He despises [[Stone Luigi|people who get his name wrong]]. Only Wizardheimer and [[Jafar]] know where the Cave of [[Uctions]] rests. | ||
+ | ==Quotes== | ||
+ | *"Now! Plunge yourselves into that warp pipe!" | ||
+ | *"How do ya feel about BOB-OMBS?" | ||
+ | *"BOB-OMBS?" | ||
+ | *"Welcome to the dungeon of my haunted house, plumb-scum!" | ||
+ | *"Thats Wizardheimer! WIIIIIIIIIZARD-heimer!" | ||
+ | *"Because, Im an eeeeevil Koopa Wizard!" | ||
+ | *"I just LOVE to have people over to...HANG AROUND!" | ||
+ | *"What do you want, you prehistoric punk?!" | ||
+ | *"You ridiculous runt of a reptile!" | ||
+ | *"Take THIS, lizard lips!" | ||
+ | *"My magic wand! Ohhhhh...without it I'm powerless!" | ||
+ | *"Give me that wand back, yoooouuuu green-faced glutton! ...YOW!" | ||
+ | *"Hey, watch where you're going, EGGHEAD!" | ||
+ | *"YOU ARE!" | ||
+ | *"Sooo, what do you have to say NOW, egghead?" | ||
+ | *"Nyeuhehehehuhuhuhuh!" | ||
+ | *"THAT'S WWWWWWWIZARDHEIMER-ER-ER-ER-ER-ER-ER-ER-ER!!!!" | ||
+ | *"I crown you, royal egghead!" | ||
+ | *"Oh, fuck you, Luigi!" | ||
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+ | ==Other Crap== | ||
==List of Known Spells== | ==List of Known Spells== | ||
− | *Bob-ombius: Generates Bob-ombs | + | *Bob-ombius: Generates Bob-ombs |
− | *Plungum: Forces people to plunge themselves into warp pipes | + | *Plungum: Forces people to plunge themselves into warp pipes |
− | *BAAH: Fires geometric shapes at unsuspecting passerbys. | + | *BAAH: Fires geometric shapes at unsuspecting passerbys |
− | *Volvicia: Revives the | + | *<s>Marijuana: [[Magic drugs]] effect</s> Dead/nonexistent/[[illegal]]. |
− | *Labyrinthin: Creates labyrinths within books; taught to his [[I.M. Meen | + | *Volvicia: Revives the dead (With ginseng and guarana) |
− | *Whateveryousaycaverat: Warps [[Oogtar|annoying cave kids]] into the dungeon | + | *Labyrinthin: Creates labyrinths within books; taught to his [[I.M. Meen|protoje]] |
− | *Capapillus: Brings anal beads to life as [[Caterpillars]] | + | *Zabacabadabra: Transforms user into a green tile; learned from [[Jafar]], but is never used due to being useless |
− | *Shoopuswhoopus: | + | *Whateveryousaycaverat: Warps [[Oogtar|annoying cave kids]] into the dungeon |
− | *Yaegghead: Turns the victim into an [[Eggs|egg]] | + | *Capapillus: Brings anal beads to life as [[Caterpillars]] |
− | *Koopasez: Hypnotizes target into exercising | + | *Shoopuswhoopus: huge lazer beam |
+ | *Yaegghead: Turns the victim into an [[Eggs|egg]] | ||
+ | *Koopasez: Hypnotizes target into exercising | ||
*Psychic: 90 power, 100 accuracy, 10 PP, chance of lowering Sp.Def. | *Psychic: 90 power, 100 accuracy, 10 PP, chance of lowering Sp.Def. | ||
− | *Deleo-mens: Erases the mind. A spell that he invented | + | *Deleo-mens: Erases the mind. A spell that he invented and patented. |
*Mugio-aevum: De-ages victim by X years (x=number mentioned). Another patented invention of his. | *Mugio-aevum: De-ages victim by X years (x=number mentioned). Another patented invention of his. | ||
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*Killing everything | *Killing everything | ||
*Laughing all the way,HAHAHA! | *Laughing all the way,HAHAHA! | ||
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*Anal beads | *Anal beads | ||
*Vibrating anal beads | *Vibrating anal beads | ||
− | * | + | *Omelettes |
*[[Michael Jackson]] (Everyone does) | *[[Michael Jackson]] (Everyone does) | ||
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− | ==Dislikes== | + | ===Dislikes=== |
*Unsatisfying anal beads | *Unsatisfying anal beads | ||
*People knocking on his door | *People knocking on his door | ||
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*Being called an eggface | *Being called an eggface | ||
*[[Stone Luigi]] | *[[Stone Luigi]] | ||
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*[[Oogtar]] | *[[Oogtar]] | ||
*Being renamed [[No|Kamek]] | *Being renamed [[No|Kamek]] | ||
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*Unauthorized use of his copyrighted and patented spells | *Unauthorized use of his copyrighted and patented spells | ||
− | == See | + | == See also: == |
*[[Transvestite Wizards]] | *[[Transvestite Wizards]] | ||
*[[King Koopa|Koopa]] | *[[King Koopa|Koopa]] | ||
− | *[[ | + | *[[Meatman]] |
− | *[[ | + | *[[Dorthea the Drunken Dragon Ghost]] |
==Trivia== | ==Trivia== | ||
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*Is a popular figure in [[YTPMV]]s. | *Is a popular figure in [[YTPMV]]s. | ||
− | *He knows how to speak Spanish with a delightful Spanish accent | + | *He knows how to speak Spanish with a delightful Spanish accent |
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*He recently became a human for some reason and actually helped Mario and his friends drive [[King Koopa]] out of Cumalot. | *He recently became a human for some reason and actually helped Mario and his friends drive [[King Koopa]] out of Cumalot. | ||
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*It is written, only he can defeat Mr. Koopas. | *It is written, only he can defeat Mr. Koopas. | ||
− | *Wizardheimer was to appear in [[Mario Kart]] | + | *Wizardheimer was to appear in [[Mario Kart 64]]; however, he was rejected because he couldn't stop throwing the development staff into his dungeon, so he was replaced with Donkey Kong. |
*He's smarter than the average Koopa. | *He's smarter than the average Koopa. | ||
− | *He's a member of the [[KKK]] | + | *He's a member of the [[KKK]] |
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*In 1989, he [[Phoenix Wright|sued]] [[Mama Luigi]] for unauthorized use of a de-aging spell and a mind-erasing spell, both of which he had created and patented in 1958, on Yoshi, so that she could revise history. The judge ruled in favour of Wizardheimer, and ruled that Mama Luigi must cease with the magic, and pay him $[[1295.31]] in damages. | *In 1989, he [[Phoenix Wright|sued]] [[Mama Luigi]] for unauthorized use of a de-aging spell and a mind-erasing spell, both of which he had created and patented in 1958, on Yoshi, so that she could revise history. The judge ruled in favour of Wizardheimer, and ruled that Mama Luigi must cease with the magic, and pay him $[[1295.31]] in damages. | ||
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==Weaknesses== | ==Weaknesses== | ||
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*Being jumped on | *Being jumped on | ||
*Dark, Bug, and Ghost attacks | *Dark, Bug, and Ghost attacks | ||
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==Death== | ==Death== | ||
− | *Wizardheimer was reported to have [[DIE|died]] at 9:26PM on May 19, 2009 when he was trying to send a hex to his [[Goronu|arch rival]] | + | *Wizardheimer was reported to have [[DIE|died]] at 9:26PM on May 19, 2009 when he was trying to send a hex to his [[Goronu|arch rival]] but got the pronunciation wrong causing his wand to explode, killing him, and injuring [[Hip]] and [[Hop]]. Hip and Hop were in critical condition, but stabilized. [[I.M. Meen]], his pupil, saved him with a bottle of Volvic Revive, and Wizardheimer once again ravages the world. |
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[[Category:Evil Characters]] | [[Category:Evil Characters]] | ||
− | [[Category: | + | [[Category: Transvestite Wizards]] |
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