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[[Image:WizardheimerSonicFanAIDS.png|right|thumb|Wizardheimer being tortured by shitty Sonic recolors.]] | [[Image:WizardheimerSonicFanAIDS.png|right|thumb|Wizardheimer being tortured by shitty Sonic recolors.]] | ||
| − | '''Wizardheimer''' | + | '''Wizardheimer''' is an eeeevil Koopa Wizard who holds people prisoners in the dungeon of his haunted house for no apparent reason. |
| − | His favourite pastime is slaughtering everyone in sight, which he does with gusto, often cackling in a deluded manner the whole time. Often called an [[ | + | His favourite pastime is slaughtering everyone in sight, which he does with gusto, often cackling in a deluded manner the whole time. Often called an [[eggface]], he once tried to take over the Youtube poop world after he killed the [[retard]]ed [[Goofy]] with a [[seizure]] spell. |
| − | He despises | + | He despises people who get his name wrong, and that's the reason why he exploded of anger during the epic battle. |
| + | [[Image:Ghosts-r-us 047 1 0001.jpg|thumb|left|Wizardheimer loses IQ everytime he laughs]] | ||
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| − | ==Likes== | + | |
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| + | ==Names== | ||
| + | *Wiseacre | ||
| + | *Wizenheimer | ||
| + | *Wizenwhatever | ||
| + | *Wizzenwiseguy | ||
| + | *Wizenhoowhatchamacalit | ||
| + | *Alzheimer | ||
| + | *Alka-Seltzer. | ||
| + | *Eggface (Under no circumstances should you ''ever'' call Wizardheimer this to his face) | ||
| + | *Whyzenheimer | ||
| + | *[[Angry German Kid]] | ||
| + | *[[Jafar]] | ||
| + | *Matt Damon | ||
| + | *Wizetti King | ||
| + | *Wizardheimlichmaneuver | ||
| + | *Koopa Wizard | ||
| + | *[[Nostalgia Critic|That guy with the glasses]] | ||
| + | *Wizardhailhitler | ||
| + | *Kamek | ||
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| + | ==Quotes== | ||
| + | *"Now! Plunge yourselves into that warp pipe!" | ||
| + | *"How do ya feel about BOB-OMBS?" | ||
| + | *"BOB-OMBS?" | ||
| + | *"Welcome to the dungeon of my haunted house, plumb-scum!" | ||
| + | *"Thats Wizardheimer! WIIIIIIIIIZARD-heimer!" | ||
| + | *"Because, Im an eeeeevil Koopa Wizard!" | ||
| + | *"I just LOVE to have people over to...HANG AROUND!" | ||
| + | *"What do you want, you prehistoric punk?!" | ||
| + | *"You ridiculous runt of a reptile!" | ||
| + | *"Take this, lizard lips!" | ||
| + | *"My magic wand! Ohhhhh...without it I'm powerless!" | ||
| + | *"Give me that wand back, yoooouuuu green-faced glutton! ...YOW!" | ||
| + | *"Hey, watch where you're going, EGGHEAD!" | ||
| + | *"YOU ARE!" | ||
| + | *"Sooo, what do you have to say NOW, egghead?" | ||
| + | *"Nyeuhehehehuhuhuhuh!" | ||
| + | *"THAT'S WWWWWWWIZARDHEIMER-ER-ER-ER-ER-ER-ER-ER-ER!!!!" | ||
| + | *"I crown you, royal egghead!" | ||
| + | *"Oh, fuck you, Luigi!" | ||
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| + | ==Other Crap== | ||
| + | ===Likes=== | ||
*Killing everything | *Killing everything | ||
*Laughing all the way,HAHAHA! | *Laughing all the way,HAHAHA! | ||
*Causing untold misery and strife | *Causing untold misery and strife | ||
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*Destruction | *Destruction | ||
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*Turning people into eggs | *Turning people into eggs | ||
*Putting people in his dungeon | *Putting people in his dungeon | ||
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*Scaring Yoshi | *Scaring Yoshi | ||
*Raping Yoshi | *Raping Yoshi | ||
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*Anal beads | *Anal beads | ||
*Vibrating anal beads | *Vibrating anal beads | ||
| − | * | + | *Omelettes |
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| − | ==Dislikes== | + | ===Dislikes=== |
*Unsatisfying anal beads | *Unsatisfying anal beads | ||
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*Toasters | *Toasters | ||
*Being called an eggface | *Being called an eggface | ||
| − | *[[ | + | *[[Luigi]] |
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*[[Oogtar]] | *[[Oogtar]] | ||
| − | *Being | + | *Being mistaken for Kamek |
*Everyone, including [[you]] | *Everyone, including [[you]] | ||
*Anyone who doesn't get his name right | *Anyone who doesn't get his name right | ||
*[[The Purple Pervert]] | *[[The Purple Pervert]] | ||
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| − | == See | + | == See also: == |
*[[Transvestite Wizards]] | *[[Transvestite Wizards]] | ||
*[[King Koopa|Koopa]] | *[[King Koopa|Koopa]] | ||
| − | *[[ | + | *[[Meatman]] |
| − | *[[ | + | *[[Dorthea the Drunken Dragon Ghost]] |
==Trivia== | ==Trivia== | ||
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*Is a popular figure in [[YTPMV]]s. | *Is a popular figure in [[YTPMV]]s. | ||
| − | *He knows how to speak Spanish with a delightful Spanish accent | + | *He knows how to speak Spanish with a delightful Spanish accent |
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*He recently became a human for some reason and actually helped Mario and his friends drive [[King Koopa]] out of Cumalot. | *He recently became a human for some reason and actually helped Mario and his friends drive [[King Koopa]] out of Cumalot. | ||
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*It is written, only he can defeat Mr. Koopas. | *It is written, only he can defeat Mr. Koopas. | ||
| − | *Wizardheimer was to appear in [[Mario Kart]] | + | *Wizardheimer was to appear in [[Mario Kart 64]]; however, he was rejected because he couldn't stop throwing the development staff into his dungeon, so he was replaced with Donkey Kong. |
*He's smarter than the average Koopa. | *He's smarter than the average Koopa. | ||
| − | *He's a member of the [[KKK]] | + | *He's a member of the [[KKK]] |
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==Weaknesses== | ==Weaknesses== | ||
*[[Viacom]] | *[[Viacom]] | ||
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*Dark, Bug, and Ghost attacks | *Dark, Bug, and Ghost attacks | ||
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==Death== | ==Death== | ||
| − | *Wizardheimer | + | *Wizardheimer reported died at 9:26PM on May 19, 2009 when he was trying to send a hex at his [[Goronu|arch rival]] but got the pronunciation wrong causing his wand to exploed, killing him, and injuring [[Hip|Lemmy]] and [[Hop|Iggy]]. He has yet to have risen from [[the Pit]]. Iggy and Lemmy were in serious condition, but have stabilized. |
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