Editing Waluigi

{{Youmay|the anorexic [[Luigi]] clone|[[Vvaluigi|the pooper]]}}
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[[Image: WaluigiMPDS.jpg|thumb| Waluigi, pointing at his Chewiki page.]]
Waluigi is a strange vandal along with [[Wario]]. He hasn't appeared in many poops, but it's sure a lot more then 40% of the other characters around Chewiki.
==Vandalism==
Waluigi has been spotted by [[Law for kids|the police]] several times attempting to use MS Paint onto a tournament board. Afterwards, he usually spends time running around aimlessy, only to end up caught by [[Bowser]] and ends up tortured for Bowser's pleasure. This usually goes at intense speed.

[[no|Afterwards he blows up.]]

==Trivia==
[[Image:Zwaluigi.jpg|thumb|right|Waluigi's filled with the eyes of the tiger.]]
*He only has two forms, but there is only one [[The Purple Pervert|extra form]] that he is proud of.  His [[Luigi|counterpart]] still has many more.
*Occasionally visits [[Morshu|the shopkeeper]].
*He once broke his back.
*If [[you]] aren't brave enough to witness his other form, then I will tell you that he hates the fact that he only appears in Mario spinoff titles. (Though, he doesn't mind being an Assist Trophy in [[Super Smash Bros. Brawl]] because he'd at least help fight in with the action.)
*Once recycled into a generator.
*He owns a very, very large pinball machine and a stadium that was originally owned by [[Wario]].
**In addition, he also owns his own island, which consists of a lot of junk, a smaller island containing a lot of dynamite rigged to a detonator, piranha plants, and a crushed replica of [[Luigi]]'s house.
*He knows when you're cheating because only cheaters mess up.
*Once beat [[Bowser]]'s [[arse]] with little effort, after pissing Bowser off by copying his style and holding the Mischief Star stamp hostage.
*He also has a lot of cardiovascular strength, and is capable of heavy sprints without fatigue.
*Once broke an expensive video camera in a soccer match against [[Wario]] (the score at the time was 0-9 Wario).
[[File:waluigilosing.jpg|thumb|right|Waluigi after having been forced to draw [[Hentai|naked pictures]] of [[Bowser]].]]

==Quotes==
*"Waa?"
*"Waluigi hate this game!"
*"Don't expect mouth to mouth!"
*"Waluigi's the superstar!"
*"Nya ha haaa!'
*"WAH-LOO-WEE-GEE!!! YAH YAH YAAH!!!!!"
*"TOO BAD, WALUIGI TIME!"
*"WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!"
*"Today."
*"Not bad...for you."
*"Waaah, this looks too easy."
*"Oh, come on!"
*"Are you sweating?"
*"Don't whiff!"
*"You're cheating!"
*"Only cheaters mess up!"
*"AWWW...I LOST!"
*"[[Luigi|Mr. Eye Balls!]]"
*"Mr. Tiny Balls!!"
[[Image:TooBadWaluigiTime.jpg|thumb|This is how he usually reacts when you expect completely different from what you're currently seeing.]]

==Likes==
*[[Wario]]
*[[Pie]]
*His [[penis]] and his [[balls]].
*Being a skinny son of a bitch.
*[[:Category:Sports|Sports]]
*[[Michael Jackson]]

==Dislikes==
*[[Luigi]]
*[[Mario]]
*[[Your Face|Your Penis]] and [[No|your balls]].
*Being forced by [[Bowser]] to draw [[Hentai|naked pictures]] of him like his [[French]] girls
*[[Vvaluigi]] for obvious reasons.
*Eating (That's [[Wario]]'s job, you stupid [[bitch]].)
*Losing
*Only being an Assist Trophy in Super Smash Bros.
*Rosalina, for taking his spot in Smash Bros 4
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