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== Story == | == Story == | ||
[[Image:Vegeta 9000.jpeg|left|thumb|[[Over 9000|Vegeta offering an answer to the eternal question of "2 + 2"]]]] | [[Image:Vegeta 9000.jpeg|left|thumb|[[Over 9000|Vegeta offering an answer to the eternal question of "2 + 2"]]]] | ||
| − | Vegeta first came to earth with his | + | Vegeta first came to earth with his Bum buddy Nappa, after his other bum Raditz was killed by [[Goku|Kakarot]] and his friends. After a year in space they got to Earth and started to look for him. After a while they found them and started to beat them up. After some more time they got bored and waited for [[Goku|Kakarot]] to come. [[Goku|Kakarot]] came and defeat both of them and Vegeta fled the planet. |
He would return to [[Goku|Kakarot]] and his friends to help them fight Frieza, but he was killed. After his resurrection, Vegeta then lived on earth and help the protagonists when evil was around. Vegeta's future son Trunks came to the present time to tell them about some androids which would be made in three years time. Three years came and passed and the androids came. The first androids got kicked by Vegeta and Piccolo, but the second two would prove to be more formidable. Eventually, an organic android named Cell, who then became perfect. Cell then was killed by [[Goku|Kakarot]]'s Son Gohan thanks to Vegeta distracting him with a blast. Long story short, ever since his first loss, Vegeta has always wanted to become stronger than [[Goku|Kakarot]] but always drew the short straw. He got beat up and killed most of the time, and then became friends with [[Goku|Kakarot]] at the end of the series. | He would return to [[Goku|Kakarot]] and his friends to help them fight Frieza, but he was killed. After his resurrection, Vegeta then lived on earth and help the protagonists when evil was around. Vegeta's future son Trunks came to the present time to tell them about some androids which would be made in three years time. Three years came and passed and the androids came. The first androids got kicked by Vegeta and Piccolo, but the second two would prove to be more formidable. Eventually, an organic android named Cell, who then became perfect. Cell then was killed by [[Goku|Kakarot]]'s Son Gohan thanks to Vegeta distracting him with a blast. Long story short, ever since his first loss, Vegeta has always wanted to become stronger than [[Goku|Kakarot]] but always drew the short straw. He got beat up and killed most of the time, and then became friends with [[Goku|Kakarot]] at the end of the series. | ||
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[[Image:DSC00115.JPG|thumb|right|Vegeta in real life.]] | [[Image:DSC00115.JPG|thumb|right|Vegeta in real life.]] | ||
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*Killing people | *Killing people | ||
*His family | *His family | ||
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*Cervantes De Leon | *Cervantes De Leon | ||
| + | *His son Trunks | ||
| + | *Bulma | ||
== Dislikes == | == Dislikes == | ||
*[[Goku|Kakarot]] | *[[Goku|Kakarot]] | ||
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*Seymour Guado | *Seymour Guado | ||
*[[Broly]] | *[[Broly]] | ||
*[[Bill O'Reilly]] | *[[Bill O'Reilly]] | ||
*[[Masturbating]] (Claims that he would never do anything that fucking disgusting.) | *[[Masturbating]] (Claims that he would never do anything that fucking disgusting.) | ||
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== Trivia == | == Trivia == | ||
* Also known as Vegetable | * Also known as Vegetable | ||
* Has two different versions of his Big Bang Attack (See Rape Case above). | * Has two different versions of his Big Bang Attack (See Rape Case above). | ||
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* Can be dumb sometimes. | * Can be dumb sometimes. | ||
* Believed to be the greatest Saiyan alive. | * Believed to be the greatest Saiyan alive. | ||
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*Pity there’s never a camera around when you need one… | *Pity there’s never a camera around when you need one… | ||
*I will never fuse with you Kakarot! | *I will never fuse with you Kakarot! | ||
| − | *I wasn’t sure how long I could sustain the effort without breaking in two. It was as though the only thing holding my body together was my one burning desire to be better then Kakarot. Sometimes I thought I was losing my mind. Why wasn’t I able to obtain what | + | *I wasn’t sure how long I could sustain the effort without breaking in two. It was as though the only thing holding my body together was my one burning desire to be better then Kakarot. Sometimes I thought I was losing my mind. Why wasn’t I able to obtain what Kakarott had obtained?! It didn’t make any sense. It was infuriating… and it was my fury that kept me alive. |
*So, that little worm is collecting the Dragon Balls also? And he thinks he stands a chance against the likes of me and Frieza? Oh well, it can’t hurt to try…or can it? Hahaha!! | *So, that little worm is collecting the Dragon Balls also? And he thinks he stands a chance against the likes of me and Frieza? Oh well, it can’t hurt to try…or can it? Hahaha!! | ||
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*Being a good fiend is like being a photographer…you have to search for the right moment! | *Being a good fiend is like being a photographer…you have to search for the right moment! | ||
*Aww what’s the matter? You’re the one who started this game. Now you’re losing and you don’t want to play any more. | *Aww what’s the matter? You’re the one who started this game. Now you’re losing and you don’t want to play any more. | ||
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*I'll get you for this, [[you]] won't escape...my WRATH!!!!! | *I'll get you for this, [[you]] won't escape...my WRATH!!!!! | ||
*Final FLASH!!!!!!! | *Final FLASH!!!!!!! | ||
| − | *Babidi may have invaded my mind and body, but there is one thing a | + | *Babidi may have invaded my mind and body,but there is one thing a saiyan always keeps, his [[PENIS|PRIDE]]!!!!!!!!! |
*I do lots of push ups and sit ups...and drink plenty of juice! | *I do lots of push ups and sit ups...and drink plenty of juice! | ||
| − | *They... [[Sex|merged]] like it was | + | *They... [[Sex|merged]] like it was nothing! |
*Maybe you won't be such a disappointment...in the next dimension! | *Maybe you won't be such a disappointment...in the next dimension! | ||
*I lied when I said I'll let you go, at least partially lied. For I will let you go...into another dimension! | *I lied when I said I'll let you go, at least partially lied. For I will let you go...into another dimension! | ||
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*The Saiyans are a true warrior race. DON'T UNDERESTIMATE US! | *The Saiyans are a true warrior race. DON'T UNDERESTIMATE US! | ||
*The Saiyans are a true ham and cheese sandwich. DON'T UNDERESTOMATO! | *The Saiyans are a true ham and cheese sandwich. DON'T UNDERESTOMATO! | ||
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*Cui, do you remember three years ago on Easter Day? YOU STOLE MY CHOCOLATE BUNNY! NOW BURN IN HELL FOR THAT! | *Cui, do you remember three years ago on Easter Day? YOU STOLE MY CHOCOLATE BUNNY! NOW BURN IN HELL FOR THAT! | ||
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* Nappa | * Nappa | ||
* Loads of Frieza's Henchmen | * Loads of Frieza's Henchmen | ||
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| − | + | * Zarbon | |
| − | + | * Guldo | |
| − | + | * Jeice | |
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* Android 19 | * Android 19 | ||
* Cell (Imperfect form) | * Cell (Imperfect form) | ||
* Pui-Pui | * Pui-Pui | ||
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* Chuck Norris (Norris couldn't even touch him.) | * Chuck Norris (Norris couldn't even touch him.) | ||
* Admiral Ackbar (It was a trap.) | * Admiral Ackbar (It was a trap.) | ||
* Hektad (He was melted, thus exposing his beating heart) | * Hektad (He was melted, thus exposing his beating heart) | ||
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* The entire cast of Naruto. Believe it! | * The entire cast of Naruto. Believe it! | ||
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* [[Ganondorf]] | * [[Ganondorf]] | ||
* [[May]] | * [[May]] | ||
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* [[Radock]] | * [[Radock]] | ||
* That Man | * That Man | ||
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[[Category:Characters - Appears in Dragon Ball]] | [[Category:Characters - Appears in Dragon Ball]] | ||
[[Category:Royal Characters]] | [[Category:Royal Characters]] | ||
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