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| − | [[Image:Vegeta_1.JPG|thumb|right|Vegeta | + | [[Image:Vegeta_1.JPG|thumb|right|Vegeta, about to shoot [[You]] in the head.]] |
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| − | Vegeta is a character from the | + | Vegeta is a character from the Dragonball Z anime and is the Prince of the Saiyans. However, because his father is dead, he should be the King of all Saiyans. He also likes to say "It's Over Nine THOUSAND!!!!!!!!!" most of the time. |
== Story == | == Story == | ||
| − | [[Image:Vegeta 9000.jpeg|left|thumb| | + | [[Image:Vegeta 9000.jpeg|left|thumb|It's Over Nine THOUSAND!!!!!!!!!]] |
| − | Vegeta first came to earth with his | + | Vegeta first came to earth with his Bum buddy Nappa, after his other bum Raditz was killed by [[Goku|Kakarot]] and his friends. After a year in space they got to Earth and started to look for him. After a while they found them and started to beat them up. After some more time they got bored and waited for [[Goku|Kakarot]] to come. [[Goku|Kakarot]] came and defeat both of them and Vegeta then fled the planet. He would return to [[Goku|Kakarot]] and his friends to help them fight Frieza, but he was killed. After his resurrection, Vegeta then lived on earth and help the protagonists when evil was around. Vegeta's future son Trunks came to the present time to tell them about some androids which would be made in three years time. Three years came and passed and the androids came. The first androids got kicked by Vegeta and Piccolo, but the second two would prove to be more formidable.Eventually, an organic android named Cell, who then became perfect. Cell then was killed by [[Goku|Kakarot]]'s Son Gohan thanks to Vegeta distracting him with a blast. Long story short, ever since his first loss, Vegeta has always wated to become stronger than [[Goku|Kakarot]] but always drew the short straw. He got beat up and killed most of the time, and then became friends with [[Goku|Kakarot]] at the end of the series. |
| − | + | == Rape Case == | |
| − | + | Following the death of Cell, Vegeta's son from the future, Trunks, was about to go back to his time, but Vegeta wanted to show Trunks something inside. The two went into the house and Vegeta raped Trunks. Long story short, Vegeta fucks Trunks very hard, initially teaching him a new "Big Bang Attack". When they came out, they said that they were training. | |
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== Likes == | == Likes == | ||
| − | * | + | *[[Akuma]]. |
| − | * | + | *[[M.Bison]]. |
| − | ** | + | *[[Ryu]]. |
| − | * | + | *[[May]]. |
| + | *[[Goku|Kakarot]]. | ||
*Cervantes De Leon | *Cervantes De Leon | ||
| + | *Saying "It's Over Nine THOUSAND!!!!!!!!!. | ||
| + | *Trunks(A lot). | ||
| + | *Bulma | ||
== Dislikes == | == Dislikes == | ||
| − | *[[Goku|Kakarot]] | + | *[[Mama Neji|Neji]]. |
| − | + | *[[Goku|Kakarot]]. | |
| − | + | *[[Seymour]]. | |
| − | + | *[[Ken]]. | |
| − | *[[ | + | *[[Broly]]. |
| − | *[[ | + | *[[Leon]]. |
| − | *[[ | ||
| − | *[[ | ||
| − | == | + | == Trvia == |
| − | * | + | *Is name after a Food. |
| − | * Has two different versions of his Big Bang Attack (See Rape Case above). | + | *Has two different versions of his Big Bang Attack (See Rape Case above). |
| − | + | *Can be dumb sometimes. | |
| − | * Can be dumb sometimes. | + | *Belive to be the Greatest Saiyan Alive! |
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==Quotes== | ==Quotes== | ||
[[Image:Vegeta_2.JPG|right|thumbnail|Vegeta taking a shit]] | [[Image:Vegeta_2.JPG|right|thumbnail|Vegeta taking a shit]] | ||
| − | * | + | *IT'S OVER NINE THOUSAAAAANDD! |
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*THE WHOLE UNIVERSE IS GOING TO DIE!! | *THE WHOLE UNIVERSE IS GOING TO DIE!! | ||
| − | *You came to | + | *You came to Play? |
| − | * | + | *Let's Play. |
| + | *You Understannnnnnnnnnnnnnddddddddddd?! | ||
*This is ridiculous...I'm a WARRIOR! Not a variety of flower! | *This is ridiculous...I'm a WARRIOR! Not a variety of flower! | ||
| + | *Excuse me Mr Hotpants. | ||
| + | *Now I see why you have no desire to fuck me on the hunt! | ||
*Ahahahahaha! Guess what, Kakarot? I'm having you for [[Dinner|lunch]] | *Ahahahahaha! Guess what, Kakarot? I'm having you for [[Dinner|lunch]] | ||
*Bulma, Trunks, I do this for you...and yes, even for you, Kakarot! | *Bulma, Trunks, I do this for you...and yes, even for you, Kakarot! | ||
| + | *[[No|No!]] | ||
*Now, if only there was a junk yard nearby so we could give him a proper burial, heh heh. | *Now, if only there was a junk yard nearby so we could give him a proper burial, heh heh. | ||
*Pity there’s never a camera around when you need one… | *Pity there’s never a camera around when you need one… | ||
*I will never fuse with you Kakarot! | *I will never fuse with you Kakarot! | ||
| − | *I wasn’t sure how long I could sustain the effort without breaking in two. It was as though the only thing holding my body together was my one burning desire to be better then | + | *What....! |
| − | *So, that little worm is collecting the Dragon Balls also? And he thinks he stands a chance against the likes of me and | + | *Surprise, surprise! This is our favourite part, you should see the looks on your faces. |
| − | * | + | *Hey,Fish Head. |
| − | + | *I wasn’t sure how long I could sustain the effort without breaking in two. It was as though the only thing holding my body together was my one burning desire to be better then Kakarott. Sometimes I thought I was losing my mind. Why wasn’t I able to obtain what Kakarott had obtained?! It didn’t make any sense. It was infuriating… and it was my fury that kept me alive. | |
| + | *Well, what are you waiting for baldy? Tear a strip outta me, cause if you don’t we’re doomed. | ||
| + | *Fat chance you loser, lets get this show on the road, got it? Now according to my plan once that happy healer down there sees I’m nearly toast, he has no choice but to fix me up. | ||
| + | *I’m just getting warmed up fish face, better stick around! | ||
| + | *So, that little worm is collecting the Dragon Balls also? And he thinks he stands a chance against the likes of me and Freeza? Oh well, it can’t hurt to try…or can it? Hahaha!! | ||
| + | *Big Bang Attack!!!! | ||
*Being a good fiend is like being a photographer…you have to search for the right moment! | *Being a good fiend is like being a photographer…you have to search for the right moment! | ||
*Aww what’s the matter? You’re the one who started this game. Now you’re losing and you don’t want to play any more. | *Aww what’s the matter? You’re the one who started this game. Now you’re losing and you don’t want to play any more. | ||
| − | *Never send a boy to do a | + | *Never send a boy to do a mans job. |
*Now tell me, does a machine like you ever experience fear? | *Now tell me, does a machine like you ever experience fear? | ||
*Kakarot! I’m going to kill you, your son and that bald guy! | *Kakarot! I’m going to kill you, your son and that bald guy! | ||
*My heart is calm and pure…pure EVIL! | *My heart is calm and pure…pure EVIL! | ||
| − | *I | + | *I Am Super Vegeta Now! |
| − | *I'll get you | + | *I'll get you fo this,[[You]] won't escape...my WRATH!!!!! |
| + | *I'll Find [[You]]. | ||
| + | *Your all mined. | ||
*Final FLASH!!!!!!! | *Final FLASH!!!!!!! | ||
| − | *Babidi may have invaded my mind and body, but there is one thing a | + | *Do It Now! |
| + | *Kakarot!!!! | ||
| + | *NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! | ||
| + | *Finish it now,Kakarot!!!!!! | ||
| + | *See Ya. | ||
| + | *Let there be Light! | ||
| + | *Babidi may have invaded my mind and body,but there is one thing a saiyan always keeps, his [[PENIS|PRIDE]]!!!!!!!!! | ||
| + | *But Nappa! | ||
*I do lots of push ups and sit ups...and drink plenty of juice! | *I do lots of push ups and sit ups...and drink plenty of juice! | ||
| − | *They... [[Sex| | + | *HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! |
| − | * | + | *They... [[Sex|Merged]] like it was nothing! |
| − | + | *Hrrgh... THIS ONE'S MINE! DA! | |
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== List of People Defeated by Vegeta == | == List of People Defeated by Vegeta == | ||
* Nappa | * Nappa | ||
* Loads of Frieza's Henchmen | * Loads of Frieza's Henchmen | ||
| − | + | * Dodoria | |
| − | + | * Zarbon | |
| − | + | * The three eyed-goon from the Ginyu force, also know as Guldo | |
| − | + | * Jeice | |
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* Android 19 | * Android 19 | ||
| − | * Cell ( | + | * Cell (Inperfect form) |
* Pui-Pui | * Pui-Pui | ||
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== List of People who have defeated Vegeta == | == List of People who have defeated Vegeta == | ||
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* Zarbon | * Zarbon | ||
* Recoome | * Recoome | ||
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* [[Broly]] | * [[Broly]] | ||
* Android 18 | * Android 18 | ||
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* Majin Buu | * Majin Buu | ||
* Kid Buu | * Kid Buu | ||
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