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== Quotes and things == | == Quotes and things == | ||
| − | * '''[[Daffy Duck]]''': Sings ''Does Your Chewing Gum Lose Its Flavor on the Bedpost Overnight?'' (NXGMRVE) | + | * '''[[Daffy Duck]]''': Sings ''[[Does Your Chewing Gum Lose Its Flavor on the Bedpost Overnight?]]'' (NXGMRVE) |
| − | * '''[[Candy Shop Owner]]''' (aka '''Bill'''): "This is called a rab | + | * '''[[Candy Shop Owner]]''' (aka '''Bill'''): "This is called a rab suoitpmuylidimurcs." |
* '''[[Mario]]''': "If you need instructions on how to get through the hotels, EAT MY SHORT DICK!!!" (TIVOHTGTTH) | * '''[[Mario]]''': "If you need instructions on how to get through the hotels, EAT MY SHORT DICK!!!" (TIVOHTGTTH) | ||
| − | * '''Politician''': "We should insist that people in both parties come together to try and solve the problems." | + | * '''[[Politician]]''': "We should insist that people in both parties come together to try and solve the problems." |
| − | ** '''Narrator''' "What this guy doesn't know is that the problems he's talking about are much harder to solve than ever before." (FTB) | + | ** '''[[Narrator]]''' "What this guy doesn't know is that the problems he's talking about are much harder to solve than ever before." (FTB) |
| − | * '''Checkout Scanner''': "Please scan the milk on your ass." (NXGWDKYMYP) | + | * '''[[Checkout Scanner]]''': "Please scan the milk on your ass." (NXGWDKYMYP) |
* "Do you have smaller portions for children?" "No, but we have larger portions for adults." (NXGBSWATC) | * "Do you have smaller portions for children?" "No, but we have larger portions for adults." (NXGBSWATC) | ||
* "We were playing strip poker up yonder by the fishpool." "Do-o-o Jesus! [[Mama Luigi]], gamblin' by my fishpool?! I'll strip poker YOU, sir!" (SAA) | * "We were playing strip poker up yonder by the fishpool." "Do-o-o Jesus! [[Mama Luigi]], gamblin' by my fishpool?! I'll strip poker YOU, sir!" (SAA) | ||
| − | * '''Bandleader''': "I officially welcome all of you to the Piece of Sh*t Finger Band!" (NXGMRVE) | + | * '''[[Bandleader]]''': "I officially welcome all of you to the Piece of Sh*t Finger Band!" (NXGMRVE) |
* '''Mario''': "You know what they say...Yippee-ki-yay, motherf***er." (TIVOHTGTTH) | * '''Mario''': "You know what they say...Yippee-ki-yay, motherf***er." (TIVOHTGTTH) | ||
* '''[[TV Ted]]''': "I feel so good when I hear a fart!" (NXGBSWATC) | * '''[[TV Ted]]''': "I feel so good when I hear a fart!" (NXGBSWATC) | ||
| − | * '''Harry the Bear''': "And now, in true American spirit, we bring you the following." (EMFADYL) | + | * '''[[Harry the Bear]]''': "And now, in true American spirit, we bring you the following." (EMFADYL) |
| − | * '''Danny's Dad''': "F*** the Philippines! They can fill up my ass." (SAA) | + | * '''[[Danny's Dad]]''': "F*** the Philippines! They can fill up my ass." (SAA) |
:''Please note: NextG Project does not take the same opinion towards the Philippines'' | :''Please note: NextG Project does not take the same opinion towards the Philippines'' | ||
* '''Narrator''': "Into the basket the poor tin soldier goes..." (NRBORWTCU) | * '''Narrator''': "Into the basket the poor tin soldier goes..." (NRBORWTCU) | ||
* '''Bill''': "You look like you were born to be a Wonkerer!" (NXGBSWATC) | * '''Bill''': "You look like you were born to be a Wonkerer!" (NXGBSWATC) | ||
** '''Off-Screen Man''': "Shut up." | ** '''Off-Screen Man''': "Shut up." | ||
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