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[[image:UCTIONS.jpg|thumb|Mah Boi! Elmullet must be killed off on disk 1 just before disk 2!]] | [[image:UCTIONS.jpg|thumb|Mah Boi! Elmullet must be killed off on disk 1 just before disk 2!]] | ||
[[image:Intro-15.jpg|thumb|UCTIONS!!!!]] | [[image:Intro-15.jpg|thumb|UCTIONS!!!!]] | ||
| − | Uctions (also known as Energon) are a | + | Uctions (also known as Energon) are a power supply of the universe. They are commonly using in assembling instruction books. Mario has a deep obsession with Uctions, claiming to own them entirely. |
| − | Uctions are also used to make [[Magic Drugs | + | Uctions are also used to make [[Magic Drugs]]. |
== Trivia == | == Trivia == | ||
| − | *[[User:Idiotska|The Hairspray Queen]] and [[ | + | *[[User:Idiotska|The Hairspray Queen]] and [[Robotnik]] claim to own their own uctions, but this was not proven so. |
| − | *[[Robotnik]] would have had nearly twice the amount of his current | + | *[[Robotnik]] would have had nearly twice the amount of his current Uction possession unless [[Fat Mario]] had already claimed them his own during a competition of Beautiful Heads. |
| − | *Uctions is also a brand of | + | *Uctions is also a brand of bran flakes. |
| − | *[[Daniel J D'Arby]] has | + | *When invoked, it's own power and that of [[Anti-Uctions]], its enemy transform [[Megatron]] into [[Galvatron]]. |
| − | *Was also revealed to be | + | *[[Daniel J D'Arby]] has always tried to gamble into getitng some uctions...but has always failed. |
| + | *Was revealed to have a [[PENIS|penis]] for some strange reason. | ||
| + | *Was also revealed to be the alternative Vice President for [[The Yoshi Regime]]. | ||
*They might have killed off [[elmullet]]. | *They might have killed off [[elmullet]]. | ||
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| − | ==Chosen | + | ==Chosen weilders of Uctions== |
| − | Only a | + | Only a few people are chosen to harness the incredible power of Uctions, here is a list of some of them: |
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*[[Mario]] | *[[Mario]] | ||
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*[[Fat Mario]] | *[[Fat Mario]] | ||
| − | *[[ | + | *[[Mr. X]] |
*[[Tap Tap]] | *[[Tap Tap]] | ||
*[[Insane Clown Posse|The Insane Clown Posse]] | *[[Insane Clown Posse|The Insane Clown Posse]] | ||
*[[Megatron]] | *[[Megatron]] | ||
*[[Q]] | *[[Q]] | ||
| − | *[[Shaquille O'Neal]] (Temporarily lost them when he was in Kazaam; regained them when he won 4 NBA Finals Championships.) | + | *[[Tim Allen]] (only in his super form, Tim the Tool Man Taylor, and only when fighting dinosaurs with power tools) |
| − | * | + | *[[Shaq|Shaquille O'Neal]] (Temporarily lost them when he was in Kazaam; regained them when he won 4 NBA Finals Championships.) |
| − | + | *Jackie Chan | |
| − | + | *[[Toad]] (He has been repoted to meet qualifications.it has also been rumored that he is being taught how to use uctions by fat mario.") | |
| − | *[[Toad]] (He has been | ||
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*[[Captain Falcon]] (Those who say otherwise will get [[Falcon Punch|FALCON PUANCHED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!]]) | *[[Captain Falcon]] (Those who say otherwise will get [[Falcon Punch|FALCON PUANCHED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!]]) | ||
| − | *[[Travis Touchdown]] ([[Fuck|Fuck]] | + | *[[Travis Touchdown]] ([[Fuck|Fuck off]] if any of you motherfuckers think otherwise.) |
*[[The Overture]] (This rank passes on to anyone who defeats/destroys him/her.) | *[[The Overture]] (This rank passes on to anyone who defeats/destroys him/her.) | ||
*[[Lex Luthor]] (Those who say otherwise will be rebuked by him with a loud <b>"WRONG!!!"</b>) | *[[Lex Luthor]] (Those who say otherwise will be rebuked by him with a loud <b>"WRONG!!!"</b>) | ||
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[[Category:CD-i]] | [[Category:CD-i]] | ||
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[[Category:YouTube Poop One-liners]] | [[Category:YouTube Poop One-liners]] | ||
