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[[image:UCTIONS.jpg|thumb|Mah Boi! Elmullet must be killed off on disk 1 just before disk 2!]] | [[image:UCTIONS.jpg|thumb|Mah Boi! Elmullet must be killed off on disk 1 just before disk 2!]] | ||
[[image:Intro-15.jpg|thumb|UCTIONS!!!!]] | [[image:Intro-15.jpg|thumb|UCTIONS!!!!]] | ||
| − | Uctions (also known as Energon) are a | + | Uctions (also known as Energon) are a power supply of the universe. They are commonly using in assembling instruction books. Mario has a deep obsession with Uctions, claiming to own them entirely. |
| − | Uctions are also used to make [[Magic Drugs | + | Uctions are also used to make [[Magic Drugs]]. |
== Trivia == | == Trivia == | ||
| − | *[[User:Idiotska|The Hairspray Queen]] and [[ | + | *[[User:Idiotska|The Hairspray Queen]] and [[Robotnik]] claim to own their own uctions, but this was not proven so. |
| − | *[[Robotnik]] would have had nearly twice the amount of his current | + | *[[Robotnik]] would have had nearly twice the amount of his current Uction possession unless [[Fat Mario]] had already claimed them his own during a competition of Beautiful Heads. |
| − | *Uctions is also a brand of | + | *Uctions is also a brand of bran flakes. |
| − | *[[Daniel J D'Arby]] has | + | *When invoked, it's own power and that of [[Anti-Uctions]], its enemy transform [[Megatron]] into [[Galvatron]]. |
| − | *Was also revealed to be | + | *[[Daniel J D'Arby]] has always tried to gamble into getitng some uctions...but has always failed. |
| + | *Was revealed to have a [[PENIS|penis]] for some strange reason. | ||
| + | *Was also revealed to be the alternative Vice President for [[Yoshi]]'s New Empire. | ||
*They might have killed off [[elmullet]]. | *They might have killed off [[elmullet]]. | ||
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| − | ==Chosen | + | ==Chosen weilders of Uctions== |
| − | Only a | + | Only a few people are chosen to harness the incredible power of Uctions, here is a list of some of them: |
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*[[Mario]] | *[[Mario]] | ||
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*[[Fat Mario]] | *[[Fat Mario]] | ||
| − | *[[ | + | *[[Mr. X]] |
*[[Tap Tap]] | *[[Tap Tap]] | ||
*[[Insane Clown Posse|The Insane Clown Posse]] | *[[Insane Clown Posse|The Insane Clown Posse]] | ||
*[[Megatron]] | *[[Megatron]] | ||
*[[Q]] | *[[Q]] | ||
| − | *[[Shaquille O'Neal]] (Temporarily lost them when he was in Kazaam; regained them when he won 4 NBA Finals Championships.) | + | *[[Tim Allen]] (only in his super form, Tim the Tool Man Taylor, and only when fighting dinosaurs with power tools) |
| − | * | + | *[[Shaq|Shaquille O'Neal]] (Temporarily lost them when he was in Kazaam; regained them when he won 4 NBA Finals Championships.) |
| − | + | *Jackie Chan | |
| − | + | *[[Toad]] (He has been repoted to meet qualifications.it has also been rumored that he is being taught how to use uctions by fat mario.") | |
| − | *[[Toad]] (He has been | ||
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*[[Captain Falcon]] (Those who say otherwise will get [[Falcon Punch|FALCON PUANCHED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!]]) | *[[Captain Falcon]] (Those who say otherwise will get [[Falcon Punch|FALCON PUANCHED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!]]) | ||
| − | *[[Travis Touchdown]] ([[Fuck|Fuck]] | + | *[[Travis Touchdown]] ([[Fuck|Fuck off]] if any of you motherfuckers think otherwise.) |
*[[The Overture]] (This rank passes on to anyone who defeats/destroys him/her.) | *[[The Overture]] (This rank passes on to anyone who defeats/destroys him/her.) | ||
*[[Lex Luthor]] (Those who say otherwise will be rebuked by him with a loud <b>"WRONG!!!"</b>) | *[[Lex Luthor]] (Those who say otherwise will be rebuked by him with a loud <b>"WRONG!!!"</b>) | ||
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| − | *[[ | + | ==Uctions as an energy unit== |
| − | *[[ | + | Uctions can also be used to measure energy. Was invented by [[Robotnik]] together with [[Demoman]]. |
| − | *[[3 | + | Uctions radiates Good Medicine and positive energy. [[Anti-Uctions]] radiate AIDS and other kinds of evil negative energy. |
| − | *[[ | + | |
| − | *[[Super | + | *[[Black Shadow|The Dark Reactor]]: The confirmed source of all Anti-Uctions. |
| − | *[[ | + | *[[The Anti-Overture]]: Infinite amount of Anti-Uctions. |
| − | * | + | *[[Ganon]]: Infinite amount of Anti-Uctions. |
| + | *[[Hitler]]: Infinite amount of Anti-Uctions. | ||
| + | *[[Bowser]]: Infinite amount of Anti-Uctions. | ||
| + | *[[AIDS|STD]] [[Cum|Dick Oil]] Treatment: Infinite amount of Anti-Uctions. | ||
| + | *[[The Jonas Brothers]] Infinite amount of Anti-Uctions | ||
| + | *[[Kooky|Ludwig von Koopa]]: -999,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 Uctions. | ||
| + | *[[Soulja Boy]]: -999,999,999,999 Uctions. | ||
| + | *[[Obama|Barack Obama]] -999,999,999,998 Uctions. | ||
| + | *[[Retard|Rod Blagojevich]] -999,999,999,998 Uctions. | ||
| + | *The rest of the Sonic the Hedgehog Series: -500,000,000,000 Uctions. | ||
| + | *[[FOTEP]]: -100,000,000 Uctions. | ||
| + | *[[Rick Roll]]: -1,000,001 Uctions. | ||
| + | *[[Roy Koopa|Roy]]: -600,000 Uctions. | ||
| + | *[[Mama Luigi]]: -99,999 Uctions. | ||
| + | *[[God Luigi]]: -95,000 Uctions. | ||
| + | *[[God Rabbit]]: -95,000 Uctions. | ||
| + | *[[Kootie Pie|Wendy O. Koopa]] -60,000 Uctions. | ||
| + | *[[Darth Vader]]: -9,000 Uctions. | ||
| + | *[[Big Cheese|Seymour]]: -8,500 Uctions. | ||
| + | *Kingdom Hearts: -3,000 Uctions. | ||
| + | *Microsoft's Xbox 360: -1,000 Uctions. (Mainly due to the Red Ring of Death issue. If nonexistant, it would be way huger than that.) | ||
| + | *[[Cheatsy]]: -900 Uctions. | ||
| + | *[[Oogtar]]: -650 Uctions. | ||
| + | *[[AIDS]]: -500 Uctions. | ||
| + | *Heartless: -100 Uctions. | ||
| + | *[[Dr Rabbit]]: -10 Uctions. | ||
| + | *[[Wario]]: -5 Uctions. | ||
| + | *[[Retard Luigi]]: -2 Uctions. | ||
| + | *[[Retard Mario]]: -1 Uction. | ||
| + | *[[Retard Luigi]]`s brain: 0 Uctions. | ||
| + | *[[Groudon457]]: How many [[you]] have -10. | ||
| + | *[[You]]: Random Amounts of Uctions. | ||
| + | *[[SchiavoneTheRichard]]: How many [[you]] have +2. | ||
| + | *[[Edd]]: 1 Uction. | ||
| + | *[[Morshu]]: 5 Uctions. | ||
| + | *[[Toad]]: 6 Uctions. | ||
| + | *Bobby Jack: 10 Uctions. | ||
| + | *[[Cum]]: 10 Uctions. | ||
| + | *[[Boobs]]: 30 Uctions. | ||
| + | *[[Gay Luigi]]: 50 Uctions. | ||
| + | *The Purple Pervert: 69 Uctions. | ||
| + | *One Heart: 100 Uctions. | ||
| + | *[[Tails]]: 200 Uctions. | ||
| + | *[[Knuckles]]: See Tails' Uctions. | ||
| + | *[[King Leonidas]]: 300 Uctions. | ||
| + | *[[Sonic the Hedgehog]]: 400 Uctions. | ||
| + | *Sony's [[Playstation 3]]: 599 Uctions. (Mainly due to Metal Gear Solid 4: Guns of The Patriots, LittleBigPlanet, and [[Halo|Killzone2.]]) | ||
| + | *[[Big Mouth|Morton Koopa Jr]] 750 Uctions. | ||
| + | *[[Wii]]: 800 Uctions. | ||
| + | *[[M. Bison]]: 1,000 Uctions. | ||
| + | *[[Richard Nixon]]: 1,000 Uctions. (Was more than that before the Watergate Scandel.) | ||
| + | *[[Link]]: 2,000 Uctions. | ||
| + | *[[Yoshi]]: 3,000 Uctions. | ||
| + | *[[Saiyan Link]]: 5,000 Uctions. | ||
| + | *[[Steely Phil]]: 5,000 Uctions. | ||
| + | *A [[Falcon Punch]]: 9,000 Uctions. | ||
| + | *[[Goku]]: [[Over 9000|Over 9,000]]! Uctions. | ||
| + | *[[Jackie Chan]] 15,000 Uctions. | ||
| + | *Super [[Sonic]]: 30,000 Uctions. | ||
| + | *Hyper [[Sonic]]: 60,000 Uctions. | ||
| + | *[[Arnold Schwarzenegger]]: 1,000,000 Uctions. | ||
| + | *Shaq: 100,000,000,000 Uctions. | ||
| + | *[[Mega Man]]: 199,999,999,999 Uctions. | ||
| + | *The Trans-Siberian Orchestra: 250,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 Uctions. | ||
| + | *[[Hip|Lemmy "Hip" Koopa]]: 300,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 Uctions. | ||
| + | *[[Insane Clown Posse]]: 555,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 Uctions. | ||
| + | *[[Travis Touchdown]]: 100,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 Uctions. | ||
| + | *[[Angry Nintendo Nerd|The Angry Video Game Nerd]]: Infinate Amount of Uctions | ||
| + | *[[Jesus Christ]]: Infinite Amount of Uctions. | ||
| + | *[[Led Zeppelin]]: Infinite Amount of Uctions. (At least, before the drummer [[die]]d and they broke up.) | ||
| + | *[[Captain Falcon]]: Infinite Amount of Uctions. ([[Yes]]! [[M. Bison|Yes]]!) | ||
| + | *[[Mario]] & [[Fat Mario]]: Infinite Amount of Uctions. | ||
| + | *[[The Overture]]: Infinite Amount of Uctions. This could be anyone. | ||
| + | *The Enclosed Uctions Apple: The Confirmed Source of All Known Uctions. | ||
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| + | The Enclosed Uctions Apple can only be found in [[Jafar|the Cave of Uctions]]. | ||
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[[Category:CD-i]] | [[Category:CD-i]] | ||
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[[Category:YouTube Poop One-liners]] | [[Category:YouTube Poop One-liners]] | ||
