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[[image:UCTIONS.jpg|thumb|Mah Boi! Elmullet must be killed off on disk 1 just before disk 2!]] | [[image:UCTIONS.jpg|thumb|Mah Boi! Elmullet must be killed off on disk 1 just before disk 2!]] | ||
[[image:Intro-15.jpg|thumb|UCTIONS!!!!]] | [[image:Intro-15.jpg|thumb|UCTIONS!!!!]] | ||
− | Uctions | + | Uctions are a power supply of the universe. They are commonly using in assembling instruction books. Mario has a deep obsession with Uctions, claiming to own them entirely. He has abused his uctions in all ways possible, therefore he is banned from the city streets. |
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+ | Despite being a good source of AIDS, Uctions are also the only material known to get rid of it (right). | ||
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== Trivia == | == Trivia == | ||
− | *[[User:Idiotska|The Hairspray Queen]] and [[ | + | *[[User:Idiotska|The Hairspray Queen]] and [[Robotnik]] claim to own their own uctions, but this was not proven so. |
− | + | *Uctions is also a brand of bran flakes. | |
− | *Uctions is also a brand of | + | *When invoked, it's own power and that of [[Anti-Uctions]], its enemy transform [[Megatron]] into [[Galvatron]]. |
− | *[[ | + | *Only [[Mario]], [[Fat Mario]], & Mr. X own the power of Uctions. |
− | + | *[[Daniel J D'Arby]] has always tried to gamble into getitng some uctions...but has always failed. | |
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− | ==Chosen | + | ==Chosen weilders of Uctions== |
− | Only a | + | Only a few people are chosen to harness the incredible power of Uctions, here is a list of some of them: |
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*[[Mario]] | *[[Mario]] | ||
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*[[Fat Mario]] | *[[Fat Mario]] | ||
− | *[[ | + | *[[Mr. X]] |
*[[Tap Tap]] | *[[Tap Tap]] | ||
− | *[[ | + | *[[Sora]] |
*[[Megatron]] | *[[Megatron]] | ||
− | *[[ | + | *[[Polnareff]] |
− | *[[ | + | *[[Tommy]] |
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− | + | ==Uctions as energy unit== | |
− | + | Uctions can also be used to measure energy. Was invented by [[Robotnik]] together with [[Demoman]]. Is based on the amount of puppies will a male pregnant elephant give birth if exposed to a certain amount of Uctions, Anti-Uctions give birth to [[Bagel]]s instead. | |
− | + | Several objects in their Uction test are shown below (negative amount of Uctions equals positive amount of Anti-Uctions: | |
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− | *[[ | + | *[[Mama Luigi]]: -9999 Uctions |
− | * | + | *[[AIDS]]: -500 Uctions |
− | *[[ | + | *Heartless: -100 Uctions |
− | *[[ | + | *CD-I: -50 uctions |
− | *[[ | + | *[[Dr Rabbit]] -10 Uctions |
− | * | + | *[[Retard Luigi]]`s brain: 0 Uctions |
− | *[[ | + | *[[Morshu]]: 5 Uctions |
− | *[[ | + | *Africans 10 Uctions |
− | *[[ | + | *[[Boobs]]: 30 Uctions |
− | *[[ | + | *[[Gay Luigi]] 50 Uctions |
− | *[[Luigi]] | + | *One heart 100 Uctions |
− | + | *Kingdom Hearts 3000 Uctions | |
+ | *[[Steely Phil]] 5000 Uctions | ||
+ | *A [[Falcon Punch]] 9000 Uctions | ||
+ | *[[God Luigi]] Infinite amount of Uctions | ||
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[[Category:CD-i]] | [[Category:CD-i]] | ||
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[[Category:YouTube Poop One-liners]] | [[Category:YouTube Poop One-liners]] |