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| [[image:UCTIONS.jpg|thumb|Mah Boi! Elmullet must be killed off on disk 1 just before disk 2!]] | | [[image:UCTIONS.jpg|thumb|Mah Boi! Elmullet must be killed off on disk 1 just before disk 2!]] |
| [[image:Intro-15.jpg|thumb|UCTIONS!!!!]] | | [[image:Intro-15.jpg|thumb|UCTIONS!!!!]] |
− | Uctions (also known as Energon) are a universal power supply. They are commonly used in assembling [[Edsel|powerful mechanical devices]], [[Macintosh|nice computers]], and [[Enclosed Instruction Book|instruction books]]. Mario has a deep passion for Uctions, claiming to own them almost entirely. They can also be used as energy for [[Transformers|giant effing robots]]. | + | Uctions are a power supply of the universe. They are commonly using in assembling instruction books. Mario has a deep obsession with Uctions, claiming to own them entirely. He has abused his uctions in all ways possible, therefore he is banned from the city streets. |
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| + | Despite being a good source of AIDS, Uctions are also the only material known to get rid of it (right). |
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− | Uctions are also used to make [[Magic Drugs]] and [[Coca-Cola]], and can be used as rennet for [[cheese]].
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| == Trivia == | | == Trivia == |
− | *[[User:Idiotska|The Hairspray Queen]] and [[Dr. Robotnik]] claim to own uctions, but it was recently proven to the contrary. | + | *[[User:Idiotska|The Hairspray Queen]] and [[Robotnik]] claim to own their own uctions, but this was not proven so. |
− | *[[Robotnik]] would have had nearly twice the amount of his current uction possession if [[Fat Mario]] hadn't already claimed them his own during a competition of Beautiful Heads.
| + | *Uctions is also a brand of bran flakes. |
− | *Uctions is also a brand of cereal. | + | *When invoked, it's own power and that of [[Anti-Uctions]], its enemy transform [[Megatron]] into [[Galvatron]]. |
− | *[[Daniel J D'Arby]] has gambled repetedly for the possession of his own uctions, but has failed to this point. | + | *Only [[Mario]], [[Fat Mario]], & Mr. X own the power of Uctions. |
− | *Was also revealed to be the power source of the alternative Vice President for [[The Yoshi Regime]].
| + | *[[Daniel J D'Arby]] has always tried to gamble into getitng some uctions...but has always failed. |
− | *They might have killed off [[elmullet]]. | + | [[Category:CD-i]] |
− | *One of [[Coca-Cola]]'s secret ingredients is a powder made from crystallized Uctions.
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− | *The [[Transformers]] drink Energon as beer. They even get drunk off it. | |
− | *In Arizona, one of their casinos are called "Uction Casino".
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− | *Sometimes humans who are 12.5% Android use this as the power source for their weapons,rather than nuke energy or sun energy.
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− | ==Chosen Wielders of Uctions==
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− | Only a "few" people are chosen to harness the incredible power of Uctions, here is a list of some of them:
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− | *[[Kyo Kusanagi]] (sadly he retired form wielding it).
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− | *[[Mario]]
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− | *[[Dr. Robotnik]]
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− | *[[Fat Mario]]
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− | *[[Dr. Wily|Mr.]] [[Homer Simpson| X]]
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− | *[[Tap Tap]]
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− | *[[Insane Clown Posse|The Insane Clown Posse]]
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− | *[[Megatron]]
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− | *[[Q]]
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− | *[[Shaquille O'Neal]] (Temporarily lost them when he was in Kazaam; regained them when he won 4 NBA Finals Championships.)
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− | *[[Jackie Chan]]
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− | *[[Phil Harnage]]
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− | *[[Jesus Christ]]
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− | *[[Toad]] (He has been reported to meet qualifications. It has also been rumored that he is being taught how to use uctions by Fat Mario.)
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− | [[Image:Gfdgh.gif|frame|right|[[Luigi]] shows what Uctions are really like.]]
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− | *[[Captain Falcon]] (Those who say otherwise will get [[Falcon Punch|FALCON PUANCHED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!]])
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− | *[[Travis Touchdown]] ([[Fuck|Fuck]] off if any of you motherfuckers think otherwise.)
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− | *[[The Overture]] (This rank passes on to anyone who defeats/destroys him/her.)
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− | *[[Lex Luthor]] (Those who say otherwise will be rebuked by him with a loud <b>"WRONG!!!"</b>)
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− | *[[Michael Jackson]]
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− | *[[Mayinte]] (Toys own toys.)
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− | *[[Doc Louis]]
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− | *[[3 Eyed Blue Luigi]]
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− | *[[Little Mac]]
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− | *[[Super Macho Man]]
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− | *[[Luigi]] (But only when he has a gas can and Mario give him permission to use them.)
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− | *Those who have art in art museums.
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− | [[Category:CD-i]]
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| [[Category:YouTube Poop One-liners]] | | [[Category:YouTube Poop One-liners]] |