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[[Image:James4.jpg|thumb|Thereisnospork, circa. 2006]]
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[[Image:James4.jpg|thumb|about a year ago (apparently)]]
  
 
==Introduction==
 
==Introduction==
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*[[Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog]]
 
*[[Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog]]
 
*The Matrix
 
*The Matrix
*Featured videos on youporn.com
 
  
 
===Preferred Methods===
 
===Preferred Methods===
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*[[UncleChuckTH]]
 
*[[UncleChuckTH]]
 
*[[SesakaBlargh]]
 
*[[SesakaBlargh]]
*[[Ruthie]]
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* JimPaladin
*[[Deepercutt]]
 
*[[Dillrod90]]
 
*[[Emperor Ing]]
 
*[[JimPaladin]]
 
  
 
===Influences===
 
===Influences===
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*[[RabbitSnore]], obviously
 
*[[RabbitSnore]], obviously
 
*[[NS2]]
 
*[[NS2]]
*[[UncleChuckTH]]
 
  
 
==Other Information==
 
==Other Information==
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*Thereisnospork is a white male.
 
*Thereisnospork is a white male.
 
*Can do a wide range of impersonations and imitations.
 
*Can do a wide range of impersonations and imitations.
*Is a fan of ''The Matrix'' as well as ''Star Wars'' as well as ''Casino Royale'' as well as ''Sailor Moon'' as well as the ''Council of Trent''.
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*Is a fan of ''The Matrix'' as well as ''Star Wars''.
*Thereisnospork, however, is wary of ''The Rule of St. Benedict'', knowing full well that highly disciplined monks are nothing but trouble.  
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*Out of all of his poops, Thereisnospork's personal favorite is [http://youtubepoop.com/hes-on-a-collision-course/ HE'S ON A COLLISION COURSE].
*Out of all of his poops, Thereisnospork's personal favorite is [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OGCkaDyphKg V-E-S-P-E-R].
 
 
*YOUR NEW EMPIRE?
 
*YOUR NEW EMPIRE?
*DISABLED PERSON MUST SOLVE
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*Is the administrator of YouChewPoop
*Is on a quest to drink an authentic Vesper martini.
 
*Was a former administrator of [[YouChewPoop]].
 
 
*WORKS ON THE CLOSED SET OF THE HIT TELEVISION SERIES: "PIMP MY METAL GEAR".  HE WAS ON THE SET PERSONALLY AS THEY DE-MANTELED REX'S OLD RAIL GUN AND PUT IN 40,000 EXTRA CUP HOLDERS, AND ONCE THE OTHERS WERE ALL SLEEPING OFF THE VARIOUS INTOXICATIONS THEY TOOK IN DURING THE AFTER PARTY, THEREISNOSPORK303 SNUCK INTO REX AND USED THE NEWLY EDITED RADOME (DUBBED "BOOTAH-DOME") TO SCOPE OUT SOME FINE FEMALE ASSES, WHICH HE THEN PROCEEDED TO HIT ON BY BLING-BLINGING HIS SHIT ALL DOWN DA WHOLE BLOCK.
 
*WORKS ON THE CLOSED SET OF THE HIT TELEVISION SERIES: "PIMP MY METAL GEAR".  HE WAS ON THE SET PERSONALLY AS THEY DE-MANTELED REX'S OLD RAIL GUN AND PUT IN 40,000 EXTRA CUP HOLDERS, AND ONCE THE OTHERS WERE ALL SLEEPING OFF THE VARIOUS INTOXICATIONS THEY TOOK IN DURING THE AFTER PARTY, THEREISNOSPORK303 SNUCK INTO REX AND USED THE NEWLY EDITED RADOME (DUBBED "BOOTAH-DOME") TO SCOPE OUT SOME FINE FEMALE ASSES, WHICH HE THEN PROCEEDED TO HIT ON BY BLING-BLINGING HIS SHIT ALL DOWN DA WHOLE BLOCK.
*Loves Laughing Octopus and Sailor Mercury.
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*Also known to many as TINS he has a reputation for raping small children while yelling jo moma jokes.  None of them are found comedic by most members of society but occasionally he can receive laughs from family guy fans.  This particular activity of his/hers is under scientific investigation by some of the greatest minds including but not limited too Hamlet, Hammurabi, Homer, Thomas Jefferson, Nikola Tesla, James Paliden, George Washington, Rev. Jeremiah A. Wright Jr., and Mr Bean. This puzzles most of them but they are determined since if they unlock this secret it will solve the energy crisis.
*Fears only the sweaty nostrils of Hugh Jackman
 
  
 
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