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{{moderator|admin|past=yes}}
 
{{dormant}}<br>
 
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[[Image:James4.jpg|thumb|Thereisnospork, circa. 2006]]
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[[Image:James4.jpg|thumb|about a year ago (apparently)]]
  
 
==Introduction==
 
==Introduction==
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==Style==
 
==Style==
To beat the living shit out of the viewer, then ask him/her how it felt.
 
  
 
===Preferred Sources===
 
===Preferred Sources===
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*[[Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog]]
 
*[[Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog]]
 
*The Matrix
 
*The Matrix
*Featured videos on youporn.com
 
  
 
===Preferred Methods===
 
===Preferred Methods===
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*Ear Rape
 
*Ear Rape
 
*Reversing
 
*Reversing
*Juxtaposition
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*Stare Down
*Layering
 
*Visual Warping 
 
*Loops
 
*Reversals
 
 
*You Cut
 
*You Cut
 
*Stutter Loop
 
*Stutter Loop
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*When a particular joke runs too long
 
*When a particular joke runs too long
 
*Disney music
 
*Disney music
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*Barbarian hordes from Gaul and Germania
 
*Jar Jar Binks
 
*Jar Jar Binks
*Count Dooku
 
*Dickweeds
 
  
 
==Reception==
 
==Reception==
  
 
===Criticism===
 
===Criticism===
*Thereisnospork drew fire from famed and renowned YouTube user Wood2WouldNot for blowing out his speakers with ear rape. Thereisnospork currently doesn't give a damn.
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*He also drew fire from the1936 when he forgot to unban him after taking over administration of the forum. This resulted in a series of complaints on his Youtube channel, with cries for liberty from the1936 and quotes from Star Wars from Thereisnospork.
 
  
 
===Achievements===
 
===Achievements===
*His most viewed video is [http://youtubepoop.com/george-w-bush-declares-war-on-dr-rabbit-2/ George W. Bush Declares War on Dr. Rabbit] (which has since been removed).
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*His most viewed video is [http://youtubepoop.com/george-w-bush-declares-war-on-dr-rabbit-2/ George W. Bush Declares War on Dr. Rabbit].
*He blew out someone's speakers.
 
*Introduced RabbitSnore to Youtube Poop, thus unleashing a thousand plagues upon the world.
 
  
 
==Associates==
 
==Associates==
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===In Real Life===
 
===In Real Life===
 
*[[RabbitSnore]] - A friend since their days in bitchin' pigsty school.
 
*[[RabbitSnore]] - A friend since their days in bitchin' pigsty school.
*Black_Puffin - Brother of the Rabbit
 
  
 
===Online===
 
===Online===
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*[[UncleChuckTH]]
 
*[[UncleChuckTH]]
 
*[[SesakaBlargh]]
 
*[[SesakaBlargh]]
*[[Ruthie]]
 
*[[Deepercutt]]
 
*[[Dillrod90]]
 
*[[Emperor Ing]]
 
*[[JimPaladin]]
 
  
 
===Influences===
 
===Influences===
*[[The Electric Cheese]]
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*[[mrSimon]]
 
*[[MrDrunkenFox]]
 
*[[MrDrunkenFox]]
 
*[[Stegblob]]
 
*[[Stegblob]]
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*[[Deepercutt]]
 
*[[TangerineImpz]]
 
*[[TangerineImpz]]
  
 
===Fans===
 
===Fans===
 
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*[[Misselaineous10]]
 
*[[RabbitSnore]], obviously
 
*[[NS2]]
 
*[[UncleChuckTH]]
 
  
 
==Other Information==
 
==Other Information==
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*Thereisnospork is a white male.
 
*Thereisnospork is a white male.
 
*Can do a wide range of impersonations and imitations.
 
*Can do a wide range of impersonations and imitations.
*Is a fan of ''The Matrix'' as well as ''Star Wars'' as well as ''Casino Royale'' as well as ''Sailor Moon'' as well as the ''Council of Trent''.
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*Is a fan of ''The Matrix'' as well as ''Star Wars''.
*Thereisnospork, however, is wary of ''The Rule of St. Benedict'', knowing full well that highly disciplined monks are nothing but trouble.  
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*Out of all of his poops, Thereisnospork's personal favorite is [http://youtubepoop.com/hes-on-a-collision-course/ HE'S ON A COLLISION COURSE].
*Out of all of his poops, Thereisnospork's personal favorite is [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OGCkaDyphKg V-E-S-P-E-R].
 
*YOUR NEW EMPIRE?
 
*DISABLED PERSON MUST SOLVE
 
*Is on a quest to drink an authentic Vesper martini.
 
*Was a former administrator of [[YouChewPoop]].
 
*WORKS ON THE CLOSED SET OF THE HIT TELEVISION SERIES: "PIMP MY METAL GEAR".  HE WAS ON THE SET PERSONALLY AS THEY DE-MANTELED REX'S OLD RAIL GUN AND PUT IN 40,000 EXTRA CUP HOLDERS, AND ONCE THE OTHERS WERE ALL SLEEPING OFF THE VARIOUS INTOXICATIONS THEY TOOK IN DURING THE AFTER PARTY, THEREISNOSPORK303 SNUCK INTO REX AND USED THE NEWLY EDITED RADOME (DUBBED "BOOTAH-DOME") TO SCOPE OUT SOME FINE FEMALE ASSES, WHICH HE THEN PROCEEDED TO HIT ON BY BLING-BLINGING HIS SHIT ALL DOWN DA WHOLE BLOCK.
 
*Loves Laughing Octopus and Sailor Mercury.
 
*Fears only the sweaty nostrils of Hugh Jackman
 
  
 
===Links===
 
===Links===

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