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| − | + | '''The Pit''' serves as the Youtube Poop equivalent of Hell. The Pit has two noteable differences from it's worldly counterpart: You can leave The Pit, and there is no "good" counterpart of The Pit. Regardless of whether a character is a hero or a villain, they go to The Pit when they [[DIE]]. There is no Poop version of Heaven. | |
| − | + | The location of The Pit seems to be [[Sparta]]. [[King Leonidas|Leonidas]] seems to kick anyone who pisses him off into here. The first person to ever return from a trip to The Pit was, in fact, [[Ganon]], whom is arguably the Pit's most frequent visitor. When asked what the pit feels like, Ganon responded by simply stating that it "[[Fire|burns]]". | |
| − | '''The Pit''' serves as the Youtube Poop equivalent of Hell. The Pit has two noteable differences from | ||
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Though most residents of the Pit must fight a evil monster to leave the pit, some are doomed to spend the eternity there.... | Though most residents of the Pit must fight a evil monster to leave the pit, some are doomed to spend the eternity there.... | ||
| − | It has been revealed that Lavalisms can survive falling into The Pit. By comparison, [[Gaston]], who was not a Lavalism, did not survive being thrown into The Pit. Despite that, however, he has since made a triumphant return to the tavern. | + | It has been revealed that Lavalisms can survive falling into The Pit. By comparison, [[Gaston McGwonam]], who was not a Lavalism, did not survive being thrown into The Pit. Despite that, however, he has since made a triumphant return to the tavern. |
Pit is also the name of a kid from the video game ''[[Pit|Kid Icarus]]'' who has wings and a bow with which to shoot things. | Pit is also the name of a kid from the video game ''[[Pit|Kid Icarus]]'' who has wings and a bow with which to shoot things. | ||
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*[[Ganon]] | *[[Ganon]] | ||
**[[Ganondorf]] | **[[Ganondorf]] | ||
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*[[Goronu]] | *[[Goronu]] | ||
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*[[Lupay]] | *[[Lupay]] | ||
| − | *[[Angry Nintendo Nerd|The Angry Video Game Nerd]] ( | + | *[[Angry Nintendo Nerd|The Angry Video Game Nerd]] (Infact, one time, he took [[Bugs Bunny]], who was possessed by [[Woody]] [[Gay|Woodpecker]] at the time, with him to the Pit.) |
*[[Optimus Prime]] | *[[Optimus Prime]] | ||
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*[[Starscream]] | *[[Starscream]] | ||
*[[Goku]] | *[[Goku]] | ||
*[[Broly]] | *[[Broly]] | ||
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*[[WalrusGuy]] | *[[WalrusGuy]] | ||
*[[TorNisYTP]] | *[[TorNisYTP]] | ||
*[[GasmaskAvenger]] | *[[GasmaskAvenger]] | ||
*[[BMATF]] | *[[BMATF]] | ||
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*[[M. Bison]] | *[[M. Bison]] | ||
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*[[Don Patch]] | *[[Don Patch]] | ||
*Jelly Jiggler | *Jelly Jiggler | ||
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*Dragon Shiryu | *Dragon Shiryu | ||
*[[The Pope]] (YOUCANTKILLTHEPOPE) | *[[The Pope]] (YOUCANTKILLTHEPOPE) | ||
| − | + | *[[Big Mouth]] (was killed in the [[Dinner]] [[War]]. Though he came back, he was homourably discharged anyway). | |
| − | *[[ | + | *[[Mr. Krabs]] - Died of food poisoning, given a second chance by the Flying Dutchman. |
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==Characters who have died, and have yet to return from The Pit.== | ==Characters who have died, and have yet to return from The Pit.== | ||
*Aeris/Aerith (lol spoiler) | *Aeris/Aerith (lol spoiler) | ||
*[[Kurt Cobain]] | *[[Kurt Cobain]] | ||
| − | * | + | *[[Shadow the Hedgehog]] |
*[[James McCloud]] | *[[James McCloud]] | ||
| − | *[[Frollo]] (fell directly into the Pit | + | *[[Bowser Jr]]. |
| + | *[[Ass]][[Master Chief|ter Chief]] (killed by [[Fox McCloud]]) | ||
| + | *[[Frollo]] (fell directly into the Pit) | ||
*<S>[[Tourettes Guy|The Tourettes Guy]] (Has been like that ever since 2007, unfortunetly.)</S> DISREGARD THAT, HE'S STILL ALIVE!!! | *<S>[[Tourettes Guy|The Tourettes Guy]] (Has been like that ever since 2007, unfortunetly.)</S> DISREGARD THAT, HE'S STILL ALIVE!!! | ||
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*[[Michael Jackson]] | *[[Michael Jackson]] | ||
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*[[Billy Mays]] | *[[Billy Mays]] | ||
*[[Seth]] (However, there are several other clones of him, like Gill.) | *[[Seth]] (However, there are several other clones of him, like Gill.) | ||
*[[Joker|Heath Ledger]] | *[[Joker|Heath Ledger]] | ||
| − | *[[Star Wars|The Emperor]] (was thrown directly into the Pit by [[Darth Vader]]. However, unlike [[Frollo]], he managed to escape from the Pit, only to go back to the Pit later. So far, he hasn't escaped a second time). | + | *[[Star Wars|The Emperor]] (was thrown directly into [[the Pit]] by [[Darth Vader]]. However, unlike [[Frollo]], he managed to escape from the Pit, only to go back to the Pit later. So far, he hasn't escaped a second time). |
*[[Jimi Hendrix]] | *[[Jimi Hendrix]] | ||
| − | *[[ | + | *[[Captain Lou Albano]] |
| + | **[[Real Mario]] | ||
*[[Richard Nixon]] | *[[Richard Nixon]] | ||
*[[Orson Welles]] | *[[Orson Welles]] | ||
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[[Category:YouTube Poop One-liners]] | [[Category:YouTube Poop One-liners]] | ||
[[Category:Places]] | [[Category:Places]] | ||
[[Category:CD-i]] | [[Category:CD-i]] | ||
