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− | <I>"It's tough trying to make it out of The Pit. Many have never returned from The Pit." - Kirk Fogg (host of [[Nickelodeon|Legends of The Hidden Temple]]) on the evils of The Pit.</I>
| + | '''The Pit''' serves as the Youtube Poop equivalent of Hell. The Pit has two noteable differences from it's worldly counterpart: You can leave The Pit, and there is no "good" counterpart of The Pit. Regardless of whether a character is a hero or a villain, they go to The Pit when they [[DIE]]. There is no Poop version of Heaven. |
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− | '''The Pit''' serves as the Youtube Poop equivalent of Hell. The Pit has two noteable differences from its Biblical counterpart: You can leave The Pit, and there is no "good" counterpart of The Pit. Regardless of whether a character is a hero or a villain, they go to The Pit when they [[DIE]]. There is no Poop version of Heaven.
| + | The location of The Pit seems to be [[Sparta]]. [[King Leonidas|Leonidas]] seems to kick anyone who pisses him off into here. |
− | The physical location of The Pit seems to be [[Sparta]]. [[King Leonidas|Leonidas]] seems to kick anyone who pisses him off into here. The first person to ever return from a trip to The Pit was, in fact, [[Ganon]], whom is arguably the Pit's [[Two|second]] [[Hektad|most frequent visitor]]. When asked what the pit feels like, Ganon responded by simply stating that it "[[Fire|burns]]".
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− | Though most residents of the Pit must fight a evil monster to leave the pit, some are doomed to spend the eternity there....
| + | The first person to ever return from a trip to The Pit was, in fact, [[Ganon]], whom is arguably the Pit's most frequent visitor. When asked what the pit feels like, Ganon responded by simply stating that it "burns". |
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− | It has been revealed that Lavalisms can survive falling into The Pit. By comparison, [[Gaston]], who was not a Lavalism, did not survive being thrown into The Pit. Despite that, however, he has since made a triumphant return to the tavern.
| + | Though most residents of the Pit are free to leave after a certain amount of time, some are doomed to spend the eternity there.... |
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− | Pit is also the name of a kid from the video game ''[[Pit|Kid Icarus]]'' who has wings and a bow with which to shoot things. | + | It has been revealed that Lavalisms can survive falling into The Pit. By comparison, [[Gaston McGwonam]], who was not a Lavalism, did not survive being thrown into The Pit.. |
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− | [[Image:300pxcartoonpityy7.jpg|thumb|This is not [[Pit]]. This is that annoying little bastard Kid Icarus from that stupid ''Captain N'' cartoon-icus.]] | + | Pit is also the name of a kid from the video game ''Kid Icarus'' who has wings and a bow with which to shoot things. |
− | [[Image:Pit.jpg|thumb|Someone about to be kicked into the Pit by King Leonidas.]]
| + | [[Image:300pxcartoonpityy7.jpg|thumb|This is not Pit. This is that annoying little bastard Kid Icarus from that stupid ''Captain N'' cartoon-icus.]] |
− | [[Image:Hell.jpg|thumb|right|Inside of the Pit.]]
| + | '''Characters who have died, and risen from The Pit''' |
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− | Don't confuse this with The Pitt ([[Pittsburgh]]) from [[Fallout 3]]. Though both are [[Erie|eerily]] similar...
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− | Also don't confuse this with hell (in [[Doom]]).
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− | The closest thing to a Hell on Earth is [[Big Bill Hell's Cars|Big Bill Hell's]].
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− | Before you enter the Pit, you must cross the River [[Styx]].
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− | ==Characters who have died, and risen from The Pit.==
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| *[[Ganon]] | | *[[Ganon]] |
− | **[[Ganondorf]] | + | *[[Mario]] |
− | **[[Tepig]] | + | *[[Hektad]] |
| + | *[[Captain Falcon]] |
| + | *[[Black Shadow]] |
| + | *[[Luigi]] |
| *[[Goronu]] | | *[[Goronu]] |
− | *[[Hektad]], though he gets sent back to The Pit almost immediately after being revived.
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| *[[Lupay]] | | *[[Lupay]] |
− | *[[Angry Nintendo Nerd|The Angry Video Game Nerd]] (In fact, one time, he took [[Bugs Bunny]], who was possessed by [[Woody]] [[Gay|Woodpecker]] at the time, with him to the Pit.) | + | *[[Sora]] |
| + | *[[Carmen]] |
| + | *[[Shou]] |
| + | *[[Dodongo Dong]] |
| + | * The [[Tourettes Guy]] |
| + | *[[Angry Nintendo Nerd|The Angry Video Game Nerd]] |
| + | *[[King Harkinian]] |
| + | *[[Brock Samson]] |
| *[[Optimus Prime]] | | *[[Optimus Prime]] |
− | *[[Sonic the Hedgehog]] (fell directly in to the pit in Mystic Cave Zone) | + | *[[Master Asia]] |
− | *[[Starscream]] | + | *[[Wiul]] |
| *[[Goku]] | | *[[Goku]] |
| + | *[[Dio Chan]] |
| + | *[[Hinata]] |
| + | *[[Duke Onkled]] |
| + | *[[Neji]] |
| *[[Broly]] | | *[[Broly]] |
− | *[[Frollo]]
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| *[[Gaston]] | | *[[Gaston]] |
− | *[[WalrusGuy]] | + | *[[Walrusguy]] |
− | *[[TorNisYTP]]
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− | *[[GasmaskAvenger]]
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− | *[[BMATF]]
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− | *[[Rainbow Dash]], she was sawed in half by [[Fluttershy]], and awoke from a coma.
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− | *[[Yoshi]]
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| *[[M. Bison]] | | *[[M. Bison]] |
− | *[[Guile]] | + | *[[Big Cheese]] |
− | *[[Don Patch]]
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− | *Jelly Jiggler
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− | *[[Sasuke|Emo]] Boy (He returned after discovering there were more cookies.)
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− | *[[Gallers]] (Recovered his old account recently.)
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− | *[[Weegee]]
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− | *[[Dry Bones]] (Re-animated in 1976, though his flesh and organs are now [[Money|oil.]])
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− | *[[Bugs Bunny]]
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− | *Haohmaru (That's why he's in [[Capcom]] Vs. [[SNK]] 2 even though he should be long dead.)
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− | *Nakoruru (See Haohmaru, only replace the "he"'s with "she"'s.)
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− | *[[Emo Luigi]] (But only because they kicked him out for being too emo.)
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− | *[[Dracula]]
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− | *The [[Elite Beat Agents]] (EBA! EBA! EBA! EBA! EBA! EBA! [[Yes|YEAH!!]])
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− | *[[Edd]]
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− | *[[Lord Raptor]]
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− | *[[King Harkinian]]
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− | *Dragon Shiryu
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− | *[[The Pope]] (YOUCANTKILLTHEPOPE)
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− | {{VidCaption|Rj_8tWaxoHU|This is what you'll most likely hear when you enter The Pit. WARNING: NOT FOR THE FAINT OF HEART! VIEWER DISCRETION IS ADVISED.}}
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− | *[[Mr. Krabs]] - Died of food poisoning; was given a second chance by the Flying Dutchman.
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− | *Nikki Sixx ([[Die]]d of a drug overdose in 1987, but was revived.)
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− | *[[Chris Bores]]
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− | *[[Clippy]] - [[Die]]d when he was deleted by an [[evil]] gang of agents in 2010. [[Volvic Revive|Revive]]d a few months later by [[Microsoft]] so he could be hired for Ribbon Hero 2.
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− | *[[Kenny McCormick]] (200+ times!)
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− | *[[Derpy Hooves]] - Assassinated by soccermoms. Revived by the brony community a few months later for a ''My Little Pony: Equestria Girls'' cameo.
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− | {{VidCaption|-8AZyAtP2eo|Typical music played in Hell.}}
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− | ==Characters who have died, and have yet to return from The Pit.==
| + | '''Characters who have died, and have yet to return from The Pit''' |
− | *Aeris/Aerith (lol spoiler) | + | *[[Aeris]] |
| *[[Kurt Cobain]] | | *[[Kurt Cobain]] |
− | *<s>[[Shadow the Hedgehog]]</s> [[No]], I saw him outside my house trying to steal my food yesterday. | + | *[[Gray spaghetti plague]] |
− | *[[James McCloud]] | + | *[[Shadow the Hedgehog]] |
− | *[[Frollo]] (fell directly into the Pit, but he has risen like the 10nth time.) | + | *[[Fox McCloud|James McCloud]] |
− | *<S>[[Tourettes Guy|The Tourettes Guy]] (Has been like that ever since 2007, unfortunetly.)</S> DISREGARD THAT, HE'S STILL ALIVE!!!
| + | *[[Bowser Jr]] |
− | *Mayinte (He is a zombie puppy after all...)
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− | *[[Michael Jackson]]
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− | *Ronnie James Dio
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− | *[[KISS|Eric Carr]]
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− | *[[Billy Mays]]
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− | *[[Seth]] (However, there are several other clones of him, like Gill.) | |
− | *[[Joker|Heath Ledger]]
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− | *[[Star Wars|The Emperor]] (was thrown directly into the Pit by [[Darth Vader]]. However, unlike [[Frollo]], he managed to escape from the Pit, only to go back to the Pit later. So far, he hasn't escaped a second time).
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− | *[[Jimi Hendrix]]
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− | *[[Scatman John]]
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− | *[[Richard Nixon]]
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− | *[[Orson Welles]]
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− | *[[Scar]]
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− | **In fact, most [[Disney]] [[Evil|villains]]._
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− | *[[Captain Lou Albano]]
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− | **[[Real Mario]]
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− | *Danny Wells
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− | **[[Real Luigi]]
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