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===Part 1(2008)===
 
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[[Link]] declares that he "sure is stupid" before being abruptly shut up by [[King Harkinian]], who announces his Shit for [[dinner]], apparently not for the first time. The royal family and associates all voice protest, but are met by an angrily insistent Harkinian who tells each individual person through angry nose-pointing that they must eat his Shit, going as far as to say that the Triforce of Wisdom is incorrect for saying otherwise. He then climbs to highest point of his castle, bellows out that the world will "all eat [his] shit", and plummets 175 stories to the stone hard ground below, flattening himself and momentarily convincing Link that he is dead. After a period of non-responsiveness, the King suddenly springs to life and takes off into the barren wasteland beyond his castle, not to be seen again by [[Link]], [[Zelda]], or any of the other Hyrule Castle residents until an unspecified date. Zelda calls him on his flip phone, curious about his wherabouts, and the King first reveals his plan to "make people all around the world eat [his] shit". He assures them that he has taken the Triforce of Courage to protect himself, and gives Link the explicit command not to kill Zelda if he is not heard from again in a month. Initially sprinting with incredible energy, the King soon forces himself to slow down, and finds himself in the desolate Mushroomy Kingdom, where he encounters [[Solid Snake]]. The King conveys his grand shit-feeding plan to an incredulous Snake, who at first doesn't believe he is serious. After assuring him that he is indeed committed, and that he knows quite a good deal of information about his scatological properties, Snake's interest is piqued. He offers to join the King on his quest, and is initially turned down, on account of, for some reason, being considered overweight. Snake responds by pointing a rocket launcher squarely at the King's penis, now asking to join him with considerable persuasion. The King relents, and acquires the use of Snake's box as a means of transportation, no longer having to travel on foot. The fellowship of shit-feeding grows from one to two.
 
[[Link]] declares that he "sure is stupid" before being abruptly shut up by [[King Harkinian]], who announces his Shit for [[dinner]], apparently not for the first time. The royal family and associates all voice protest, but are met by an angrily insistent Harkinian who tells each individual person through angry nose-pointing that they must eat his Shit, going as far as to say that the Triforce of Wisdom is incorrect for saying otherwise. He then climbs to highest point of his castle, bellows out that the world will "all eat [his] shit", and plummets 175 stories to the stone hard ground below, flattening himself and momentarily convincing Link that he is dead. After a period of non-responsiveness, the King suddenly springs to life and takes off into the barren wasteland beyond his castle, not to be seen again by [[Link]], [[Zelda]], or any of the other Hyrule Castle residents until an unspecified date. Zelda calls him on his flip phone, curious about his wherabouts, and the King first reveals his plan to "make people all around the world eat [his] shit". He assures them that he has taken the Triforce of Courage to protect himself, and gives Link the explicit command not to kill Zelda if he is not heard from again in a month. Initially sprinting with incredible energy, the King soon forces himself to slow down, and finds himself in the desolate Mushroomy Kingdom, where he encounters [[Solid Snake]]. The King conveys his grand shit-feeding plan to an incredulous Snake, who at first doesn't believe he is serious. After assuring him that he is indeed committed, and that he knows quite a good deal of information about his scatological properties, Snake's interest is piqued. He offers to join the King on his quest, and is initially turned down, on account of, for some reason, being considered overweight. Snake responds by pointing a rocket launcher squarely at the King's penis, now asking to join him with considerable persuasion. The King relents, and acquires the use of Snake's box as a means of transportation, no longer having to travel on foot. The fellowship of shit-feeding grows from one to two.
  
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===Part 2(2009)===
 
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The King and Snake encounter the Gate to the Multiverse, a central recurring location throughout the series, laying out for them all eight of the realms they will have to conquer on their Shit-feeding quest. They first choose to enter the realm of '''Dieman'''(played by [[Ganon]]), crash landing next to his castle within close range of [[Mama Luigi]], who is sent falling for hours. Snake observes that the area is "crawling with NOTHING", and the King, who knows Dieman as an old and well-battled rival of his, assures him that he tends to stay "cooped up in his castle all day". He suggests to Snake that he protects himself, lest he risks immolation. He calls up Link, who is in the process of attempting to saw Zelda in half, and requests to talk to Zelda, asking Link off to the side if he wouldn't truly marry a panther. With Zelda on the phone, the King momentarily forgets what he planned to request, but upon drinking punch, explains to Zelda that he plans to make Dieman eat his shit for dinner and that he wishes for Zelda to do Everything for him, apathetic to her concerns for her well-being. Zelda turns to Impa in desperation, who is in the restroom at that exact moment, leading Zelda to run off in protest. While all this is occurring, Snake engages in a long-distance "box call" with Otocon, which apparently ends in a way that disgusts the latter.
 
The King and Snake encounter the Gate to the Multiverse, a central recurring location throughout the series, laying out for them all eight of the realms they will have to conquer on their Shit-feeding quest. They first choose to enter the realm of '''Dieman'''(played by [[Ganon]]), crash landing next to his castle within close range of [[Mama Luigi]], who is sent falling for hours. Snake observes that the area is "crawling with NOTHING", and the King, who knows Dieman as an old and well-battled rival of his, assures him that he tends to stay "cooped up in his castle all day". He suggests to Snake that he protects himself, lest he risks immolation. He calls up Link, who is in the process of attempting to saw Zelda in half, and requests to talk to Zelda, asking Link off to the side if he wouldn't truly marry a panther. With Zelda on the phone, the King momentarily forgets what he planned to request, but upon drinking punch, explains to Zelda that he plans to make Dieman eat his shit for dinner and that he wishes for Zelda to do Everything for him, apathetic to her concerns for her well-being. Zelda turns to Impa in desperation, who is in the restroom at that exact moment, leading Zelda to run off in protest. While all this is occurring, Snake engages in a long-distance "box call" with Otocon, which apparently ends in a way that disgusts the latter.
  
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===Part 3(2010)===
 
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Link comments on how boring it has gotten around Hyrule castle, leading to an incredulous reaction when the King is not there to follow up with his famous line. Zelda returns from having faced Dieman, in which Link immediately grabs his sword and charges to cut down Zelda. He is interrupted by Gwonam, who informs Link that it is time to look at the birds, and elaborates that his presence is due to his house undergoing extensive fumigation. Gwonam and Zelda devolve into a heated and intense arguement, while Link wonders alone about the whereabouts of the King.
 
Link comments on how boring it has gotten around Hyrule castle, leading to an incredulous reaction when the King is not there to follow up with his famous line. Zelda returns from having faced Dieman, in which Link immediately grabs his sword and charges to cut down Zelda. He is interrupted by Gwonam, who informs Link that it is time to look at the birds, and elaborates that his presence is due to his house undergoing extensive fumigation. Gwonam and Zelda devolve into a heated and intense arguement, while Link wonders alone about the whereabouts of the King.
  
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With no one else currently in Hyrule Castle except Zelda (and presumably Impa, who has yet to reappear), Zelda wakes up in the middle of the night and watches YTPs on her big screen TV, first commencing with "WHY IS IT SO MEEN.mp4" by [[DoomZappo]]. She loses electrical power however, and, while recollecting memories of when Link and Gwonam left, along with an All Dogs Go To Heaven Youtube Poop that she saw around the same time, expresses frustration that "apparently it takes a whole year just to go to IHOP". Finally, Gwonam and Link return with a giant mountain of leftover "biscuits and gravy, and other stuff too". As Zelda is about to dig in, Link is once again overcome by an overwhelming desire to kill Zelda, and this time brandishes a giant hunting knife. He is intercepted by Gwonam who announces that it's "time for [him] to hit the sack", and heads for the upstairs bedrooms of the castle, claiming his house is still being fumigated. As Zelda sarcastically suggests that his house is probably fine, the explosive volume of Link's cell ringtone goes off again. It is King Harkinian, smoking a fat cigar on his penthouse balcony in Anime Japan, and he tells Zelda and Link about how his Shit is all the rage. Double D, serving apparently as a consort to the King in this residency, appears to remind the King however that his success remains strictly local to this dimension. As the King looks around, he becomes reaffirmed of his original quest, proclaiming "WE CANNOT STAY HERE, WE GOTTA GO FAST." Snake, Otocon and Miyuki are watching TV in the master bedroom, the King promptly destroys the TV with the DIEBOLT and orders everyone to move. Double D requests if he can assist, prompting Snake to wonder where his two counterparts, Ed and Eddy, are located. Before Double D can answer, the King punches Snake out through the wall and swiftly catches him in the box ship, allowing it to fall so it can gain momentum to take off. It crash lands onto the front of a semi truck, conveniently driven by Ed and an offscreen Eddy, allowing the box to build an incredible level of velocity and acceleration and eventually rocket into the stratosphere. The shit-feeding fellowship, now increased to four, is off on adventure once again.
 
With no one else currently in Hyrule Castle except Zelda (and presumably Impa, who has yet to reappear), Zelda wakes up in the middle of the night and watches YTPs on her big screen TV, first commencing with "WHY IS IT SO MEEN.mp4" by [[DoomZappo]]. She loses electrical power however, and, while recollecting memories of when Link and Gwonam left, along with an All Dogs Go To Heaven Youtube Poop that she saw around the same time, expresses frustration that "apparently it takes a whole year just to go to IHOP". Finally, Gwonam and Link return with a giant mountain of leftover "biscuits and gravy, and other stuff too". As Zelda is about to dig in, Link is once again overcome by an overwhelming desire to kill Zelda, and this time brandishes a giant hunting knife. He is intercepted by Gwonam who announces that it's "time for [him] to hit the sack", and heads for the upstairs bedrooms of the castle, claiming his house is still being fumigated. As Zelda sarcastically suggests that his house is probably fine, the explosive volume of Link's cell ringtone goes off again. It is King Harkinian, smoking a fat cigar on his penthouse balcony in Anime Japan, and he tells Zelda and Link about how his Shit is all the rage. Double D, serving apparently as a consort to the King in this residency, appears to remind the King however that his success remains strictly local to this dimension. As the King looks around, he becomes reaffirmed of his original quest, proclaiming "WE CANNOT STAY HERE, WE GOTTA GO FAST." Snake, Otocon and Miyuki are watching TV in the master bedroom, the King promptly destroys the TV with the DIEBOLT and orders everyone to move. Double D requests if he can assist, prompting Snake to wonder where his two counterparts, Ed and Eddy, are located. Before Double D can answer, the King punches Snake out through the wall and swiftly catches him in the box ship, allowing it to fall so it can gain momentum to take off. It crash lands onto the front of a semi truck, conveniently driven by Ed and an offscreen Eddy, allowing the box to build an incredible level of velocity and acceleration and eventually rocket into the stratosphere. The shit-feeding fellowship, now increased to four, is off on adventure once again.
  
Snake and Otocon are skeptical about continuing, reasoning that the King found true happiness after he "crapped in the kid's mouth" at the end of Part 3. The King reasons it having to do with Shit's limited success in a single country, in addition to it only being advertised as a drink, despite having more multi-faceted consummation properties. He claims that they have to "take on the other bosses before [they] can call it quits", with Snake remaining committed to following through on the quest. The King also admits to being self-conscious about his ability to spread his product across the other dimensions and remain popular. Snake advises him to simply focus on trying to take out as many bosses as he can, and not to worry about everybody hating him. The King and his party are now represented by a 4-player character select screen, and The King, Snake, Otocon and Miyuki are selected. The King however insists that Miyuki watches over the base, despite Miyuki wishing to rescue Kagami and Tsukasa, and punches her off of the select screen to the disagreement and protestation of Otocon. They return to the Gate to the Multiverse, now with 5 bosses remaining. Their fourth target is decided to be '''Totally Depraved Evil Insidious Man''' (played by [[King Koopa]], billed as Bowser Koopa), and they promptly warp to the Dinosaur World dimension, just outside of Castle Koopa.
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Snake and Otocon are skeptical about continuing, reasoning that the King found two happiness after he "crapped in the kid's mouth" at the end of Part 3. The King reasons it having to do with Shit's limited success in a single country, in addition to it only being advertised as a drink, despite having more multi-faceted consummation properties. He claims that they have to "take on the other bosses before [they] can call it quits", with Snake remaining committed to following through on the quest. The King also admits to being self-conscious about his ability to spread his product across the other dimensions and remain popular. Snake advises him to simply focus on trying to take out as many bosses as he can, and not to worry about everybody hating him. The King and his party are now represented by a 4-player character select screen, and The King, Snake, Otocon and Miyuki are selected. The King however insists that Miyuki watches over the base, despite Miyuki wishing to rescue Kagami and Tsukasa, and punches her off of the select screen to the disagreement and protestation of Otocon. They return to the Gate to the Multiverse, now with 5 bosses remaining. Their fourth target is decided to be '''Totally Depraved Evil Insidious Man''' (played by [[King Koopa]], billed as Bowser Koopa), and they promptly warp to the Dinosaur World dimension, just outside of Castle Koopa.
  
 
The box appears out of a warp pipe, and this time, [[Mama Luigi]] is nowhere to be seen, with the King landing on a koopa soldier as he touches ground. As Snake and Otocon nag to each other inside the box, the King finds a hidden vine block and promply begins to make his descent onto Castle Koopa by crashing through the ceiling directly above Totally Depraved Evil Insidious Man. The King declares his wish to make him eat his Shit, which a buried-in-rubble TDEI Man believes is a stupid idea. Snake attempts to stage a surprise attack by firing Otocon out of his rocket launcher, only for it to fail embarrassingly. TDEI Man blasts out of the rubble from his demolished ceiling, using the power of his magic wand, and sends his Koopa guards after the King and his cohorts. The King promptly stomps one into his shell, and kicks it into the other Koopa, scoring a 1-up combo("That was an accident!") TDEI Man then charges toward them himself, and the King and Otocon flee while Snake sneakily hides in his box, avoiding the action. A chase scene occurs through the labyrinthine interior of Castle Koopa before TDEI Man corners them at a door that won't open. The King uses BLACK BULL to crash through it, but collides into a stone hard wall, falling to the floor. He and Otocon awake to find themselves in prison, with TDEI Man intent on making them his koopa captives for the rest of their lives. However, right as he enjoys an evil victorious laugh, the floor gives way, and the King and Otocon vanish into the dark basement of Castle Koopa.
 
The box appears out of a warp pipe, and this time, [[Mama Luigi]] is nowhere to be seen, with the King landing on a koopa soldier as he touches ground. As Snake and Otocon nag to each other inside the box, the King finds a hidden vine block and promply begins to make his descent onto Castle Koopa by crashing through the ceiling directly above Totally Depraved Evil Insidious Man. The King declares his wish to make him eat his Shit, which a buried-in-rubble TDEI Man believes is a stupid idea. Snake attempts to stage a surprise attack by firing Otocon out of his rocket launcher, only for it to fail embarrassingly. TDEI Man blasts out of the rubble from his demolished ceiling, using the power of his magic wand, and sends his Koopa guards after the King and his cohorts. The King promptly stomps one into his shell, and kicks it into the other Koopa, scoring a 1-up combo("That was an accident!") TDEI Man then charges toward them himself, and the King and Otocon flee while Snake sneakily hides in his box, avoiding the action. A chase scene occurs through the labyrinthine interior of Castle Koopa before TDEI Man corners them at a door that won't open. The King uses BLACK BULL to crash through it, but collides into a stone hard wall, falling to the floor. He and Otocon awake to find themselves in prison, with TDEI Man intent on making them his koopa captives for the rest of their lives. However, right as he enjoys an evil victorious laugh, the floor gives way, and the King and Otocon vanish into the dark basement of Castle Koopa.
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In the basement, Otocon and the King encounter Mario, a boss they will have to fight later on in the series, busting holes in the basement ceiling, and leaves them two Super Mushrooms. He invites them back to his house for pancakes, but is suddenly blocked off by a wall rising up between himself and the King and Otocon. The one responsible is the next Mini-Boss faced by the King, '''MASTER I'''; JUST A GIANT VERSION OF ONE OF THOSE MR. I MONSTERS FROM SUPER MARIO 64. WHAT DID YOU EXPECT? Unlike previous Mini-Boss battles, the King and MASTER I are well matched, and both manage to take good blows out of each other. Items and assist trophies spawn, with MASTER I spawning a Running Spiderman that unleashes a Kid Pix based attack against the King. The King obtains an invisibility power-up, and vanishes from MASTER I's sight. As he hides away from it, the King finds himself considerably winded, and Otocon steps in to provide MASTER I a distraction. He engages him in friendly conversation about [[Youtube Poop]], which MASTER I does not like due to supposedly incorrect perceived impressions of it. Otocon attempts to change MASTER I's mind by showing it other YTPs done in a style different from what it had previously seen, starting with an original YTP of a giant fish eating a smaller fish in a fish tank, seguing later into Mickey Mouse, Spongebob and the Donkey Kong Country cartoon. MASTER I enjoys himself, and Otocon shows him works by other YTPers, including "One Winter Evening" by Likety, "Rudolph's nose serves no flight navigation purposes" by CommanderGwonam, and "GENIE HAS ALLERGIES" by Whelt. The King comes over to watch with them, with his invisibility wearing off unbeknownst to either him or MASTER I in the process. At some point, the King gives away his position and the battle resumes, with the King staging a large assault using DIEBOLT, BLACK BULL and unleashing an assist trophy in the form of Shuma-Gorath, who utterly devastates and defeats MASTER I in glorious fashion ("AN EYE FOR AN EYE").
 
In the basement, Otocon and the King encounter Mario, a boss they will have to fight later on in the series, busting holes in the basement ceiling, and leaves them two Super Mushrooms. He invites them back to his house for pancakes, but is suddenly blocked off by a wall rising up between himself and the King and Otocon. The one responsible is the next Mini-Boss faced by the King, '''MASTER I'''; JUST A GIANT VERSION OF ONE OF THOSE MR. I MONSTERS FROM SUPER MARIO 64. WHAT DID YOU EXPECT? Unlike previous Mini-Boss battles, the King and MASTER I are well matched, and both manage to take good blows out of each other. Items and assist trophies spawn, with MASTER I spawning a Running Spiderman that unleashes a Kid Pix based attack against the King. The King obtains an invisibility power-up, and vanishes from MASTER I's sight. As he hides away from it, the King finds himself considerably winded, and Otocon steps in to provide MASTER I a distraction. He engages him in friendly conversation about [[Youtube Poop]], which MASTER I does not like due to supposedly incorrect perceived impressions of it. Otocon attempts to change MASTER I's mind by showing it other YTPs done in a style different from what it had previously seen, starting with an original YTP of a giant fish eating a smaller fish in a fish tank, seguing later into Mickey Mouse, Spongebob and the Donkey Kong Country cartoon. MASTER I enjoys himself, and Otocon shows him works by other YTPers, including "One Winter Evening" by Likety, "Rudolph's nose serves no flight navigation purposes" by CommanderGwonam, and "GENIE HAS ALLERGIES" by Whelt. The King comes over to watch with them, with his invisibility wearing off unbeknownst to either him or MASTER I in the process. At some point, the King gives away his position and the battle resumes, with the King staging a large assault using DIEBOLT, BLACK BULL and unleashing an assist trophy in the form of Shuma-Gorath, who utterly devastates and defeats MASTER I in glorious fashion ("AN EYE FOR AN EYE").
  
Snake returns, blasting a hole through the cellar wall, and reveals crucial information learned as he remained hidden in his box. TDEI Man and his family are revealed to apparently be in cultural exile from the Mushroom Kingdom, with their original castle left barren and deserted and them left living in the devastation of the much more inferior Castle Koopa of the Dinosaur World. Snake demonstrates by easily headbutting through another castle wall, revealing the cheap and crude material it was constructed with. He reveals a plan to reason with TDEI Man about retrieving his old castle in exchange for getting him to eat the King's shit, which brings the King on board with the idea. They attempt to go outside, but are ravaged by a man-eating blazing sun, and return inside. While TDEI Man rests, his 7 children, the Koopalings, are partying and watching YTPs on the computer, including a video by HahaHound that coincidentally happens to feature Lucky Star as its main source. Snake, Otocon and the King blasts back into the throne room, awakening TDEI Man, but insist that they are here to help and listen to his troubles. King Koopa laments at the state of his current castle of residence, and how he continues to get defeated by the Mario brothers, unable to live as he wishes to. Bully Koopa arrives, and TDEI Man instructs him to go to bed, mentioning that he plans to return the King and his party back to prison. The King is overly resistant to the idea, and fires his DIEBOLT as a display of his power. Bully becomes hesitent for TDEI Man to further engage with the King, and TDEI Man whispers aside to bully that he does in fact have a secret plan. Snake affirms that they wish to help him return to his Mushroom Kingdom-based Castle Koopa, shutting up the King before he can mention making TDEI Man eat his Shit. TDEI Man jumps at the offer excitedly, but warns that Princess Toadstool would not easily give back the castle. The King assures that they will be able to get around this problem, and TDEI Man quickly sends Bully to round up the other Koopalings. He gives The King a Goron Bracelet to help him lift heavy objects in order to assist him in packing his things to move, and TDEI Man suggests that they move back before the Mario Brothers discover that they've left Dinosaur World. He delights returning to a much lower heating bill as they prepare to leave.
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Snake returns, blasting a hole through the cellar wall, and reveals crucial information learned as he remained hidden in his box. TDEI Man and his family are revealed to apparently be in cultural exile from the Mushroom Kingdom, with their original castle left barren and deserted and them left living in the devastation of the much more inferior Castle Koopa of the Dinosaur World. Snake demonstrates by easily headbutting through another castle wall, revealing the cheap and crude material it was constructed with. He reveals a plan to reason with TDEI Man about retrieving his old castle in exchange for getting him to eat the King's shit, which brings the King on board with the idea. They attempt to go outside, but are ravaged by a man-eating blazing sun, and return inside. While TDEI Man rests, his 7 children, the Koopalings, are partying and watching YTPs on the computer, including a video by HahaHound that coincidentally happens to feature Lucky Star as its main source. Snake, Otocon and the King blasts back into the throne room, awakening TDEI Man, but insist that they are here to help and listen to his troubles. King Koopa laments at the state of his current castle of residence, and how he continues to get defeated by the Mario brothers, unable to live as he wishes to. Bully Koopa arrives, and TDEI Man instructs him to go to bed, mentioning that he plans to return the King and his party back to prison. The King is overly resistant to the idea, and fires his DIEBOLT as a display of his power. Bully becomes hesitent for TDEI Man to further engage with the King, and TDEI Man whispers aside to bully that he does in fact have a secret plan. Snake affirms that they wish to help him return to his Mushroom Kingdom-based Castle Koopa, shutting up the King before he can mention making TDEI Man eat his Shit. TDEI Man jumps at the offer excitedly, but warns that Princess Toadstool would not easily give back the castle. The King assures that they will be able to get around this problem, and TDEI Man quickly sends Bully to round up the other Koopalings. He gives The King a Goron Bracelet to help him lift heavy objects in helping TDEI Man pack up his things to move, and TDEI Man suggests that they move back before the Mario Brothers discover that they've left Dinosaur World. He delights returning to a much lower heating bill as they prepare to leave.
  
Otocon is not trusting of TDEI Man, citing his role in the Super Mario games and claiming that he lies, steals and touches trains. Snake and the King convince him that there are strategic reasons for them to be helping TDEI Man, which they refer to as "science". Otocon gives in, just in time for TDEI Man and the Koopalings to be ready to leave. They take off in the Box and two Clown Ships, and TDEI Man waves goodbye to his shitty castle, rock television, and his "stupid potato neighborhood" before promptly destroying the Dinosaur World Castle Koopa with his magic wand. The King and TDEI Man turn on some music, and the two parties take off into the sunset toward the Mushroom Kingdom. They are watched from a distance by a silent and mysterious Meta Knight, who departs after they have vanished from sight.
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Otocon is not trusting of TDEI Man, citing his role in the Super Mario games and claiming that he lies, steals and touches trains. Snake and the King convince him that there are strategic reasons for them to be helping TDEI Man, which they refer to as "science". Otocon gives in, just in time for TDEI Man and the Koopalings to be ready to leave. They take off in the Box and two Clown Ships, and TDEI Man waves goodbye to his shitty castle, rock television, and his stupid potato neighborhood before promply destroying the Dinosaur World Castle Koopa with his magic wand. The King and TDEI Man turn on some music, and the two parties take off into the sunset toward the Mushroom Kingdom. They are watched from a distance by a silent and mysterious Meta Knight, who departs after they have vanished from sight.
  
 
Meanwhile, back in dimensional subspace, a bored Miyuki hears the cries for help from Kagami and Tsukasa, and (after finishing a fruit snack)ventures boldly alone into the Mobius dimension, where it is finally revealed that Dr. Robotnik's boss name is '''Eggman'''. Miyuki finds the climate having radically shifted from the tropical grass land it used to be, before a towering, over-sized behemoth of a spaceship carrying Robotnik's fortress reveals itself from behind a cliff, and Robotnik is seen flying into its bottom hatch before it takes off. Miyuki leaps off the cliff and makes her way through the Launch Base Zone, finding a rocket and blasting off toward the fortress. Tsukasa and Kagami are seen being tortured by a horror movie playing within their cell, Tomo is crouched outside the cell door, Coconuts is sitting in the corner while Scratch is seated in a chair, playing ''Ocarina of Time 3DS'' attempting to defeat a Skullwalltula preventing his game progress. Miyuki's rocket crashes just outside the Fortress, and Miyuki finds a wooden board in a river and attempts unsuccessfully to retrieve it. She encounters the twin-headed '''EGG GATE-O-MATIC'''; NASTY DESPOTIC SECURITY GATE WITH TWO HOLOGRAPHIC HEADS, both of Robotnik, who blocks her way, with Dr. Robotnik claiming through a connected intercom that only robots are allowed to pass through, unless an appointment is made. Robotnik orders her to leave, calling her a "shitty Yomi recolor", and Miyuki walks a short distance away from the gate's vision, tumbles down a hill and lands inside of an oil drum. Inside it she discovers a sticky note with the gate password, "I HAVE CRABS!", written to Grounder by Scratch as a reminder in case he forgets. With the oil drum as a disguise, she recites the password to the gate and allowed inside, mistaken for a robot. Sonic rushes in right as the gates swing open, and as Miyuki makes her way into the Fortress grounds, she is run over by Sonic, who destroys her disguise. They learn from each other that they are there for the same purpose of rescuing Tsukasa and Kagami, and Miyuki requests to hitch a ride in Sonic's backpack and travel with him. Before they are about to leave, Miyuki discovers a rope, the perfect tool to help her retrieve the board she found in the river, but mistakenly walks back outside of the EGG GATE-O-MATIC, where her cover is blown. Sonic rushes in before the Gate can attack her, and turns the Gate's full attention onto him, which starts an intense battle. Sonic easily defeats the gate by deflecting all of its projectiles back into it. Miyuki then retrieves the wooden board obstacle-free, but loses the rope in the process. She is then met from all sides by malevolent robots (including many Daleks singing YMCA), and she takes cover in Sonic's backpack. Sonic makes short work of the robots and they make their way toward Robotnik's fortress.
 
Meanwhile, back in dimensional subspace, a bored Miyuki hears the cries for help from Kagami and Tsukasa, and (after finishing a fruit snack)ventures boldly alone into the Mobius dimension, where it is finally revealed that Dr. Robotnik's boss name is '''Eggman'''. Miyuki finds the climate having radically shifted from the tropical grass land it used to be, before a towering, over-sized behemoth of a spaceship carrying Robotnik's fortress reveals itself from behind a cliff, and Robotnik is seen flying into its bottom hatch before it takes off. Miyuki leaps off the cliff and makes her way through the Launch Base Zone, finding a rocket and blasting off toward the fortress. Tsukasa and Kagami are seen being tortured by a horror movie playing within their cell, Tomo is crouched outside the cell door, Coconuts is sitting in the corner while Scratch is seated in a chair, playing ''Ocarina of Time 3DS'' attempting to defeat a Skullwalltula preventing his game progress. Miyuki's rocket crashes just outside the Fortress, and Miyuki finds a wooden board in a river and attempts unsuccessfully to retrieve it. She encounters the twin-headed '''EGG GATE-O-MATIC'''; NASTY DESPOTIC SECURITY GATE WITH TWO HOLOGRAPHIC HEADS, both of Robotnik, who blocks her way, with Dr. Robotnik claiming through a connected intercom that only robots are allowed to pass through, unless an appointment is made. Robotnik orders her to leave, calling her a "shitty Yomi recolor", and Miyuki walks a short distance away from the gate's vision, tumbles down a hill and lands inside of an oil drum. Inside it she discovers a sticky note with the gate password, "I HAVE CRABS!", written to Grounder by Scratch as a reminder in case he forgets. With the oil drum as a disguise, she recites the password to the gate and allowed inside, mistaken for a robot. Sonic rushes in right as the gates swing open, and as Miyuki makes her way into the Fortress grounds, she is run over by Sonic, who destroys her disguise. They learn from each other that they are there for the same purpose of rescuing Tsukasa and Kagami, and Miyuki requests to hitch a ride in Sonic's backpack and travel with him. Before they are about to leave, Miyuki discovers a rope, the perfect tool to help her retrieve the board she found in the river, but mistakenly walks back outside of the EGG GATE-O-MATIC, where her cover is blown. Sonic rushes in before the Gate can attack her, and turns the Gate's full attention onto him, which starts an intense battle. Sonic easily defeats the gate by deflecting all of its projectiles back into it. Miyuki then retrieves the wooden board obstacle-free, but loses the rope in the process. She is then met from all sides by malevolent robots (including many Daleks singing YMCA), and she takes cover in Sonic's backpack. Sonic makes short work of the robots and they make their way toward Robotnik's fortress.
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*All except two of the Boss characters have been encountered in the series thus far, with only Miss Sakaki's character and M. Bison's character (presumably to be called Yesman) yet to enter into the story at some stage.
 
*All except two of the Boss characters have been encountered in the series thus far, with only Miss Sakaki's character and M. Bison's character (presumably to be called Yesman) yet to enter into the story at some stage.
 
*The King holds many unused or rarely used items at his disposal, including a wooden shield, Green Chu Jelly, and the Dinner Blaster, currently only used once. It is unclear as to whether these will be used again due to the current presence of much more powerful attacks.
 
*The King holds many unused or rarely used items at his disposal, including a wooden shield, Green Chu Jelly, and the Dinner Blaster, currently only used once. It is unclear as to whether these will be used again due to the current presence of much more powerful attacks.
*The story has not been abandoned, but put off only due to the intense current-day work schedule of its creator. He is still, as ever, slowly chipping away at future works, potentially including whatever may continue this series. The next installment will mark the longest time gap in between parts in the story thus far. The most recent evidence of future installments was the creation of a new boss intro in 2016, featuring the prototype boss '''Priorities Man'''(played by Pete from the Goof Troop series)
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*The story has not been abandoned, but put off only due to the intense current-day work schedule of its creator. He is still, as ever, slowly chipping away at future works, potentially including whatever may continue this series. The next installment will mark the longest time gap in between parts in the story thus far.

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