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In the warpspace of the multiverse, the King is amusing himself by uttering [[dinner]] into the echoey void that surrounds him and Snake, and reinstates his goal to make the people eat his Shit. His and Snakes next target is '''Shinenzuman''' (played by [[Black Shadow]]) and the King orders Snake to send Zelda if he is not heard from in a month. The King arrives right as Shinenzuman is about to be obliterated by Captain Falcon's Falcon Punch, and is unable to get either of their attention about his Shit before being sent flying into deep space from the impact of the resulting galactic explosion, killing both Falcon and Shinenzuman. This registers as an automatic win for the King, and he gains a new power-up in the form of Shinenzuman's racer, the BLACK BULL. However, the King is incredibly distraught by his failure to now make two people eat his shit. Snake gives him some hard wisdom in support, and the King regains his confidence.
 
In the warpspace of the multiverse, the King is amusing himself by uttering [[dinner]] into the echoey void that surrounds him and Snake, and reinstates his goal to make the people eat his Shit. His and Snakes next target is '''Shinenzuman''' (played by [[Black Shadow]]) and the King orders Snake to send Zelda if he is not heard from in a month. The King arrives right as Shinenzuman is about to be obliterated by Captain Falcon's Falcon Punch, and is unable to get either of their attention about his Shit before being sent flying into deep space from the impact of the resulting galactic explosion, killing both Falcon and Shinenzuman. This registers as an automatic win for the King, and he gains a new power-up in the form of Shinenzuman's racer, the BLACK BULL. However, the King is incredibly distraught by his failure to now make two people eat his shit. Snake gives him some hard wisdom in support, and the King regains his confidence.
  
Their third target becomes '''Otakuwoman''' (played by Konata Izumi), much to the apparent ruluctance of Snake, her domain being in the anime version of Japan. The King quite nearly lands of [[Mama Luigi]] a second time, who reacts in a very pissed off New Yorker way at him. Coincidentally, Otakuwoman is close by, but a clear language barrier presents itself between the Japanese-speaking Otakuwoman and the English-Speaking King. Snake has him equipped with an automatic translator, but upon returning, nighttime has fallen, and Otakuwoman is nowhere to be seen. Mama Luigi floats by, having acquired a Magic Balloon. The King makes his way through a cemetery filled with monsters, making use of his newly acquired attacks from his previous victories to do so. The King finds Konata and her three friends, Tsukasa and Kagami Hiiragi, and Miyuki Takara, soon to become an important character later in the series, as daylight comes again. The King promptly announces to them his plan to make them eat his Shit, upon which they have a long, in depth conversation about the culinary attributes of Shit, or lack thereof, much to the irritation of the King, who can now understand their conversation. He becomes more assertive, claiming that as the King of Hyrule, he can make them scrub all the floors in hell. With all four girls now clearly annoyed at his presence and subject matter, Konata steps foreward and firmly strikes the King against a structure, revealing considerable strength. She then produces a Nintendo DSi, traps the King inside of it, and proceeds to torment him with many drawing mechanisms that come to life inside of the Pictochat prison the King finds himself trapped in. Among these drawings is '''SCATTERBRAIN''', DISEMBODIED MASTER OF QUESTIONABLE ATTACK MANEUVERS, the second Mini-Boss the King faces. Many of SCATTERBRAIN's attacks are also fireball based, but also involve many other kinds of projectiles, all of which initially devastate the King and make him sustain heavy damage. At one point, stars are circling the King's head, with one of the stars manifesting into a Starman, which grants the King invincibility, to the complete surprise of both SCATTERBRAIN and Konata. The King then proceeds to make short work of SCATTERBRAIN, finishing him off with the BLACK BULL, then delivering a very pissed off punch to Konata's face from inside the DSi.  She responds by shutting her DSi away in her case, and her and her friends go to eat some cake.
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Their third target becomes '''Otakuwoman''' (played by Konata Izumi), much to the apparent ruluctance of Snake, her domain being in the anime version of Japan. The King quite nearly lands of [[Mama Luigi]] a second time, who reacts in a very pissed off New Yorker way at him. Coincidentally, Otakuwoman is close by, but a clear language barrier presents itself between the Japanese-speaking Otakuwoman and the English-Speaking King. Snake has him equipped with an automatic translator, but upon returning, nighttime has fallen, and Otakuwoman is nowhere to be seen. Mama Luigi floats by, having acquired a Magic Balloon. The King makes his way through a cemetery filled with monsters, making use of his newly acquired attacks from his previous victories to do so. The King finds Konata and her three friends, Tsukasa and Kagami Hiiragi, and Miyuki Takara, soon to become an important character later in the series, as daylight comes again. The King promptly announces to them his plan to make them eat his Shit, upon which they have a long, in depth conversation about the culinary attributes of Shit, or lack thereof, much to the irritation of the King, who can now understand their conversation. He becomes more assertive, claiming that as the King of Hyrule, he can make them scrub all the floors in hell. With all four girls now clearly annoyed at his presence and subject matter, Konata steps foreward and firmly strikes the King against a structure, revealing considerable strength. She then produces a Nintendo DSi, traps the King inside of it, and proceeds to torment him with many drawing mechanisms that come to life inside of the Pictochat prison the King finds himself trapped in. Among these drawings is '''SCATTERBRAIN''', DISEMBODIED MASTER OF QUESTIONABLE ATTACK MANEUVERS, the second Mini-Boss the King faces. Many of SCATTERBRAIN's attacks are also fireball based, but also involve many other kinds of projectiles, all of which initially devastate the King and make himsustain heavy damage. At one point, stars are circling the King's head, with one of the stars manifesting into a Starman, which grants the King invincibility, to the complete surprise of both SCATTERBRAIN and Konata. The King then proceeds to make short work of SCATTERBRAIN, finishing him off with the BLACK BULL, then delivering a very pissed off punch to Konata's face from inside the DSi.  She responds by shutting her DSi away in her case, and her and her friends go to eat some cake.
  
A month passes, at which point, Snake follows the King's earlier instructions and attempts to contact Zelda. At Hyrule castle, Link is about to crush Zelda with a giant copy of ''Twilight'' before his ringtone sounds off at an ear-splitting volume. Snake is on the other side, furiously demanding who Link is and where Zelda went, something that Link now wonders too. Gwonam returns on his carpet and informs Link that it is now time to eat the most Dangerous of PANCAKES at IHOP. Zelda reappears wanting to eat too, but is turned down by Gwonam, who specifies the invitation is meant for only Link. As they leave, a distraught Zelda goes to watch videos on her laptop of girls on webcam eating bread to make themselves hiccup. Snake, frustrated at Zelda's apparent non-presence, decides to take matters into his own hands, and transports himself into the realm of Otakuwoman. In the morning before class starts, Konata turns her DSi back on, and continues drawing around the King, who proceeds to (mostly) make short work of all of her new creations, refusing to relent. Konata is suddenly met with a Falcon Punch and a Falcon Kick from Snake and Otocon respectively, miraculously surviving both. They demand where the King is being kept with guns drawn on her, but Konata unleashes her MIKURU BEAM upon them, wreaking absolute havoc. Otocon, who is thorough in the knowledge of Japanese Animes, reveals Konata to be a dangerous entity bent on world domination, and with the power to make it possible. Snake notices Konata's DSi, and before he can question her on it, Otocon unleashes a storm of bombs, blowing himself, Snake, Konata, Tsukasa, Kagami and Miyuki into the Planet Mobius dimension, finding themselves landing not far away from Dr. Robotnik's Fortress. Konata's DS lands on the ground, and the King cries out for help from inside it, with Snake responding in reassurance to him. Konata wagers with Snake that only she can use the DSi and free the King and only she will, unless Snake can beat her in a pokemon battle.
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A month passes, at which point, Snake follows the King's earlier instructions and attempts to contact Zelda. At Hyrule castle, Link is about to crush Zelda with a giant copy of ''Twilight'' before his ringtone sounds off at an ear-splitting volume. Snake is on the other side, furiously demanding who Link is and where Zelda went, something that Link now wonders too. Gwonam returns on his carpet and informs Link that it is now time to eat the most Dangerous of PANCAKES at IHOP. Zelda reappears wanting to eat too, but is turned down by Gwonam, who specifies the invitation is meant for only Link. As they leave, a distraught Zelda goes to watch videos on her laptop of girls on webcam eating bread to make themselves hiccup. Snake, frustrated at Zelda's apparent non-presence, decides to take matters into his own hands, and transports himself into the realm of Otakuwoman. In the morning before class starts, Konata turns her DSi back on, and continues drawing around the King, who proceeds to (mostly) make short work of all of her new creations, refusing to relent. Konata is suddenly met with a Falcon Punch and a Falcon Kick from Snake and Otocon respectively, miraculously surviving both. They demand where the King is being kept with guns drawn on her, but Konata unleashes her '''MIKURU BEAM''' upon them, wreaking absolute havoc. Otocon, who is thorough in the knowledge of Japanese Animes, reveals Konata to be a dangerous entity bent on world domination, and with the power to make it possible. Snake notices Konata's DSi, and before he can question her on it, Otocon unleashes a storm of bombs, blowing himself, Snake, Konata, Tsukasa, Kagami and Miyuki into the Planet Mobius dimension, finding themselves landing not far away from Dr. Robotnik's Fortress. Konata's DS lands on the ground, and the King cries out for help from inside it, with Snake responding in reassurance to him. Konata wagers with Snake that only she can use the DSi and free the King and only she will, unless Snake can beat her in a pokemon battle.
  
 
A pokemon battle ensues, with Konata casting Caterpie and Snake casting his only pokemon, an Octorok. Octorok defeats Caterpie easily with a rock throw, and Konata's next pokemon cast is Slowpoke. Otocon shows up to grant Snake one extra pokemon, a Metal Gear Rex, which makes pathetically short work of Slowpoke after it takes too long to attack. Konata's next pokemon cast is Crabby, who is also easily defeated despite managing to damage Rex just by blowing bubbles. However, Konata's final pokemon cast is MOARBID KRABS, who's extremely powerful Death Beam wipes out Metal Gear Rex, forcing Snake to have to use Octorok once more. MOARBID KRABS responds by "EAT[ING IT] ALL ALIIIIIIIIIIIIVE", and Snake suffers a crushing, humiliating defeat.
 
A pokemon battle ensues, with Konata casting Caterpie and Snake casting his only pokemon, an Octorok. Octorok defeats Caterpie easily with a rock throw, and Konata's next pokemon cast is Slowpoke. Otocon shows up to grant Snake one extra pokemon, a Metal Gear Rex, which makes pathetically short work of Slowpoke after it takes too long to attack. Konata's next pokemon cast is Crabby, who is also easily defeated despite managing to damage Rex just by blowing bubbles. However, Konata's final pokemon cast is MOARBID KRABS, who's extremely powerful Death Beam wipes out Metal Gear Rex, forcing Snake to have to use Octorok once more. MOARBID KRABS responds by "EAT[ING IT] ALL ALIIIIIIIIIIIIVE", and Snake suffers a crushing, humiliating defeat.

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