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| − | + | A short lived fast food restaurant [[Gwonam]] opened that only sold burgers, which he clearly stated on a sign. Being that burgers were not in high demand, he lost buisness to [[Duke Onkled]]'s Diner which seemed to have everything Gwonam's restaurant did not. | |
==Trivia== | ==Trivia== | ||
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*Nearby is the [[Soldier]]'s farm, which was the site of [[Morshu's Dinner Palace]]. | *Nearby is the [[Soldier]]'s farm, which was the site of [[Morshu's Dinner Palace]]. | ||
*The burgers were actually made of [[illegal]] [[Sniper|Kangaroo]] meat, which was one of many health code violations against the place. | *The burgers were actually made of [[illegal]] [[Sniper|Kangaroo]] meat, which was one of many health code violations against the place. | ||
| − | + | *The [[cheese]] was also made from the milk of [[afox]], which was another violation (the FDA hadn't approved [[fox]] [[cheese]] for human consumption). | |
| − | + | *The special sauce was actually [[Gwonam]]'s [[cum]] combined with hot sauce, yet another health violation. | |
| − | + | *The burgers were also fried in [[Sonic|hedgehog]] lard, again a violation. | |
| − | + | *Plus many more violations. | |
| − | + | *After the inspection, the health inspector failed the place for the record high amount of health code violations. When the Governor of [[Pennsylvania]] heard of these, he ordered the place to be shut-down, and the building be demolished, and the debris burnt. | |
| − | + | *The building was saved by [[Phoenix Wright]], who had objected, stating that the building could house another business, which would later be[[cum|come]] "[[Gwonam]]'s [[Spaghetti|Pizzeria]]". | |
| − | + | *The business itself, though, wasn't saved, and was shut down. | |
==Customers== | ==Customers== | ||
| − | *[[King Harkinian]] | + | *[[King Harkinian]] |
| − | *[[Mario]] | + | *[[Mario]] |
| − | *[[ | + | *[[Luigi]] |
| − | *[[Dr. Rabbit]] | + | *[[Dr. Rabbit]] |
| − | *[[Mario Head]] | + | *[[Mario Head]] |
| − | * | + | *Light Yagami |
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