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{{CharBox | {{CharBox | ||
| − | |name= | + | |name=SpongeBob SquarePants |
|image=Spongebob-squarepants.jpg | |image=Spongebob-squarepants.jpg | ||
| − | |caption= | + | |caption=Look how gay he looks. |
|shows=SpongeBob SquarePants | |shows=SpongeBob SquarePants | ||
|sex=Male | |sex=Male | ||
| − | |age= | + | |age=31 |
|occupation=Fry cook | |occupation=Fry cook | ||
| − | |cast=Tom Kenny | + | |cast=[[Starscream|Tom Kenny]] |
|nationality= | |nationality= | ||
}} | }} | ||
| − | + | SpongeBob (B. 1979) is the main character of [[SpongeBob SquarePants|his self-titled cartoon show]]. He is a sponge who lives in a pineapple under the sea. His pants are square! | |
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[[Image:Justonebite-1.jpg|thumb|left|[[Synister Sir|Sinister sir.]]]] | [[Image:Justonebite-1.jpg|thumb|left|[[Synister Sir|Sinister sir.]]]] | ||
{{vid|UbiEAyHY5WQ}} | {{vid|UbiEAyHY5WQ}} | ||
[[Image:Spongebobtrippingballs1.gif|frame|right|SpongeBob shows us the tragic side effects of [[Magic Drugs]].]] | [[Image:Spongebobtrippingballs1.gif|frame|right|SpongeBob shows us the tragic side effects of [[Magic Drugs]].]] | ||
[[Image:Spongebob is staring at Squidward's ass..png|thumb|What has been seen here cannot be unseen...]] | [[Image:Spongebob is staring at Squidward's ass..png|thumb|What has been seen here cannot be unseen...]] | ||
| − | [[Image:Picture3-1.png|frame|right | + | [[Image:Picture3-1.png|frame|right|Sorry you had to see that.]] |
== Life As A Hero == | == Life As A Hero == | ||
| − | * He's gone on a quest to become The Overture, which he ended up succeeding. He eventually lost the title to Super Macho Man. | + | * He's gone on a quest to become [[The Overture]], which he ended up succeeding. He eventually lost the title to [[Super Macho Man]]. |
* He once saved Bikini Bottom by being a God at Guitar Hero. | * He once saved Bikini Bottom by being a God at Guitar Hero. | ||
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*Krabby Patties | *Krabby Patties | ||
*Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy | *Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy | ||
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==Quotes== | ==Quotes== | ||
*"It's big, scary, and pink!" | *"It's big, scary, and pink!" | ||
| − | *"And | + | *"And you split your sofa in half, it'll be really easy to move now!" |
*"I've been saving it in my pocket for us to share!" | *"I've been saving it in my pocket for us to share!" | ||
| − | *"I don't think | + | *"I don't think you can be the mom, Patrick, because you never wear a shirt." |
| − | *" | + | *"Stare at Patrick!" |
| − | *"There's | + | *"There's no shower at work!" |
| − | *"See | + | *"See you're on top this time." |
| − | *"All alone with Mermaid Man's belt | + | *"All alone with Mermaid Man's belt." |
*"[[Yes|I'm a dirty boy!]]" | *"[[Yes|I'm a dirty boy!]]" | ||
*"It popped..." | *"It popped..." | ||
*"The sky had a baby from my cereal box!" | *"The sky had a baby from my cereal box!" | ||
| − | *"Well | + | *"Well I see Mr. Krabs' zipper is undone!" |
*"We've been speckledorfed!" | *"We've been speckledorfed!" | ||
*"We've been [[Ganondorf]]ed!" | *"We've been [[Ganondorf]]ed!" | ||
*"It's normal sized and fully functional!" | *"It's normal sized and fully functional!" | ||
| − | *"Have | + | *"Have you finished those errands? Have you finished those errands? Have you finished those errands?" |
| − | *"Look at me, Gary! I'm... ''' | + | *"Look at me, Gary! I'm... '''NAKEEEDD!'''" |
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*"That didn't help ''at all!''" | *"That didn't help ''at all!''" | ||
*"I expanded a bit." | *"I expanded a bit." | ||
| − | *"Now eat it, swallow it and chew it down | + | *"Now eat it, swallow it and chew it down." |
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*"C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E S-O-N-G song. ''C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E S-O-N-G song!'' It'll help if [[you]] just sing along!" | *"C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E S-O-N-G song. ''C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E S-O-N-G song!'' It'll help if [[you]] just sing along!" | ||
| − | *"He's right on top of me | + | *"He's right on top of me but I can't see him." |
| − | *" | + | *"Gee Mr. Krabs you sure are sweaty." |
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==Trivia== | ==Trivia== | ||
*Flunked out of high school, which is why he works at a fast food restaurant. | *Flunked out of high school, which is why he works at a fast food restaurant. | ||
*Used to live on welfare before he got a job at the Krusty Krab. | *Used to live on welfare before he got a job at the Krusty Krab. | ||
| − | * | + | *Also fails in Driving School regularly. |
*His IQ is an imaginary number. | *His IQ is an imaginary number. | ||
| − | *In the decade that he has worked at [[McDonalds|the Krusty Krab]], he has never had a | + | *In the decade that he has worked at [[McDonalds|the Krusty Krab]], he has never had a [[promotion]]. Sad... isn't it? |
*Is married to Mermaid Man. | *Is married to Mermaid Man. | ||
*Reproduces by budding. | *Reproduces by budding. | ||
| − | *Once made a sweater for Squidward made of his eyelashes. When that failed, he made another | + | *Once made a sweater for Squidward made of his eyelashes. When that failed, he made another made of tears. |
*He is so weak that he once had to have someone else lift his drink off of his hand so he could move it. He can't even lift up a stick with two marshmallows attached to it (but can somehow drag Patrick's rock). | *He is so weak that he once had to have someone else lift his drink off of his hand so he could move it. He can't even lift up a stick with two marshmallows attached to it (but can somehow drag Patrick's rock). | ||
*Was once beaten up by [[Sandy Cheeks]] because he forgot her last name. | *Was once beaten up by [[Sandy Cheeks]] because he forgot her last name. | ||
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*One time, he fell in love and lusted over a Krabby Patty. Yes. | *One time, he fell in love and lusted over a Krabby Patty. Yes. | ||
**And ''then'', due to it being awful even for the Sponge's tolerance, he decided to eat its nasty ass. | **And ''then'', due to it being awful even for the Sponge's tolerance, he decided to eat its nasty ass. | ||
*Is an owner of [[Mr. Krabs]]' soul because of a favor involving - you've guessed it - [[money]]! He's currently in dispute with Patchy the Pirate (a.k.a., the Devil) and Cindy Crawford for who has full custody over it. | *Is an owner of [[Mr. Krabs]]' soul because of a favor involving - you've guessed it - [[money]]! He's currently in dispute with Patchy the Pirate (a.k.a., the Devil) and Cindy Crawford for who has full custody over it. | ||
| − | *He can rip his pants on command. However, he overused this joke and lost his friends, which turned him emo. He was cured by playing a guitar made of sand. | + | *He can rip his pants on command. However, he overused this joke and lost his friends, which turned him emo. He was cured of his emoness by playing a guitar made of sand. |
*He loves assaulting Gary's mind with subliminal messages. | *He loves assaulting Gary's mind with subliminal messages. | ||
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[[Image:Handeaters.gif|frame|center|SpongeBob demands for [[you]] to add more things to his article so that he may finally finish his hand popcorn.]] | [[Image:Handeaters.gif|frame|center|SpongeBob demands for [[you]] to add more things to his article so that he may finally finish his hand popcorn.]] | ||
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| + | [[Category:Retarded Characters]] | ||
| + | [[Category:Bisexual Characters]] | ||
| + | [[Category:Transvestites]] | ||
[[Category:Wimps]] | [[Category:Wimps]] | ||
[[Category:Nickelodeon]] | [[Category:Nickelodeon]] | ||
