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|occupation=Fry cook | |occupation=Fry cook | ||
| − | |cast=Tom Kenny | + | |cast=[[Starscream|Tom Kenny]] |
|nationality= | |nationality= | ||
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| − | + | SpongeBob (B. 1986) is the main character of [[SpongeBob SquarePants|his self-titled cartoon show]]. He is a sponge who lives in a pineapple under the sea. His pants are square! | |
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[[Image:Justonebite-1.jpg|thumb|left|[[Synister Sir|Sinister sir.]]]] | [[Image:Justonebite-1.jpg|thumb|left|[[Synister Sir|Sinister sir.]]]] | ||
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[[Image:Picture3-1.png|frame|right|100px|Sorry you had to see that.]] | [[Image:Picture3-1.png|frame|right|100px|Sorry you had to see that.]] | ||
== Life As A Hero == | == Life As A Hero == | ||
| − | * He's gone on a quest to become The Overture, which he ended up succeeding. He eventually lost the title to Super Macho Man. | + | * He's gone on a quest to become [[The Overture]], which he ended up succeeding. He eventually lost the title to [[Super Macho Man]]. |
* He once saved Bikini Bottom by being a God at Guitar Hero. | * He once saved Bikini Bottom by being a God at Guitar Hero. | ||
| + | [[Image:Spongebob_Schoolgirl.jpg|thumb|right|SpongeBeatrice.]] | ||
==Likes== | ==Likes== | ||
| + | *[[Spingebill|The sweet scent of suicide]] | ||
*[[Patrick Star]] | *[[Patrick Star]] | ||
*[[Mr. Krabs]] | *[[Mr. Krabs]] | ||
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==Quotes== | ==Quotes== | ||
| + | *"I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready!" | ||
| + | *"Order up!" | ||
*"It's big, scary, and pink!" | *"It's big, scary, and pink!" | ||
*"And [[you]] split [[you]]r sofa in half, it'll be really easy to move now!" | *"And [[you]] split [[you]]r sofa in half, it'll be really easy to move now!" | ||
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*"Boy, Mr. Krabs, you sure are sweaty." | *"Boy, Mr. Krabs, you sure are sweaty." | ||
*"[[Gay|I like Squidward.]]" | *"[[Gay|I like Squidward.]]" | ||
| − | *" | + | *"OVERTIME!?!?" |
*"[[You]] like krabby patties, don't [[you]], [[Squidward]]?" | *"[[You]] like krabby patties, don't [[you]], [[Squidward]]?" | ||
*"[[No]], let's save that for when we're selling real-estate." | *"[[No]], let's save that for when we're selling real-estate." | ||
| − | *"Who put ''[[you]]'' on the planet? | + | *"Who put ''[[you]]'' on the planet? UGH!" |
*"I am now going to assault [[you]]r mind with subliminal messages!" | *"I am now going to assault [[you]]r mind with subliminal messages!" | ||
*"Sorry [[you]] had to see that." | *"Sorry [[you]] had to see that." | ||
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*"Are [[you]] kidding!? I've been playing bassinet for ''YEARS''!" | *"Are [[you]] kidding!? I've been playing bassinet for ''YEARS''!" | ||
*"Any particular reason [[you]] took [[you]]r pants off?" | *"Any particular reason [[you]] took [[you]]r pants off?" | ||
| − | *"[[Patrick Star|Patrick]], [[you]]r genius is showing!" | + | *"[[Patrick Star|Patrick]], [[you]]r [[Penis|genius]] is showing!" |
| − | *"WHO WANTS TO LICK MY CHEEKS?" | + | *"WHO WANTS TO LICK MY [[Ass|CHEEKS]]?" |
==Trivia== | ==Trivia== | ||
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*He loves assaulting Gary's mind with subliminal messages. | *He loves assaulting Gary's mind with subliminal messages. | ||
*He also stole a nudibranch named Puffy Fluffy, but its ran away after Gary fought it off, due to Puffy Fluffy's aggressiveness and Spongebob's negligence. Spongebob still has not been charged for this for an unknown reason. | *He also stole a nudibranch named Puffy Fluffy, but its ran away after Gary fought it off, due to Puffy Fluffy's aggressiveness and Spongebob's negligence. Spongebob still has not been charged for this for an unknown reason. | ||
| − | *He was terrible at making milkshakes, so he parodied | + | *He was terrible at making milkshakes, so he parodied [[Top Gun]] to be [[Good|decent]] at it. |
[[Image:Handeaters.gif|frame|center|SpongeBob demands for [[you]] to add more things to his article so that he may finally finish his hand popcorn.]] | [[Image:Handeaters.gif|frame|center|SpongeBob demands for [[you]] to add more things to his article so that he may finally finish his hand popcorn.]] | ||
| + | [[Category:Porno Watchers/Lovers]] | ||
| + | [[Category:Retarded Characters]] | ||
| + | [[Category:Bisexual Characters]] | ||
| + | [[Category:Transvestites]] | ||
[[Category:Wimps]] | [[Category:Wimps]] | ||
[[Category:Nickelodeon]] | [[Category:Nickelodeon]] | ||
| + | [[Category:Olympiads]] | ||
