Editing SpongeBob SquarePants (character)

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SpongeBob (B. 1986) is the main character of [[SpongeBob SquarePants|his self-titled cartoon show]]. He is a sponge who lives in a pineapple under the sea. His pants are square!
[[Image:Justonebite-1.jpg|thumb|left|[[Synister Sir|Sinister sir.]]]]
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[[Image:Spongebobtrippingballs1.gif|frame|right|SpongeBob shows us the tragic side effects of [[Magic Drugs]].]]
[[Image:Spongebob is staring at Squidward's ass..png|thumb|What has been seen here cannot be unseen...]]
[[Image:Picture3-1.png|frame|right|100px|Sorry you had to see that.]]
== Life As A Hero ==
* He's gone on a quest to become [[The Overture]], which he ended up succeeding. He eventually lost the title to [[Super Macho Man]].
* He once saved Bikini Bottom by being a God at Guitar Hero.

[[Image:Spongebob_Schoolgirl.jpg|thumb|right|SpongeBeatrice.]]
==Likes==
*[[Spingebill|The sweet scent of suicide]]
*[[Patrick Star]]
*[[Mr. Krabs]]
*[[Squidward Tentacles]]
*Sandy
*Jellyfishing
*Blowing Bubbles
*The Krab of Krustiness
*Krabby Patties
*Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy
*[[Robin Hood]]

==Quotes==
*"It's big, scary, and pink!"
*"And [[you]] split [[you]]r sofa in half, it'll be really easy to move now!"
*"I've been saving it in my pocket for us to share!"
*"I don't think [[you]] ''can'' be the mom, Patrick, because [[you]] never wear a shirt."
*"...Stare at Patrick!"
*"There's [[no]] shower at work!"
*"See? [[You]]'re on top this time."
*"All alone with Mermaid Man's belt!"
*"[[Yes|I'm a dirty boy!]]"
*"It popped..."
*"The sky had a baby from my cereal box!"
*"Well, I see Mr. Krabs' zipper is undone!"
*"We've been speckledorfed!"
*"We've been [[Ganondorf]]ed!"
*"It's normal sized and fully functional!"
*"Have [[you]] finished those errands? Have [[you]] finished those errands? Have [[you]] finished those errands?"
*"Look at me, Gary! I'm... '''NAKEEEEEEEEEEDD!!!'''"
*"'''MR. KRABS!!!!!!! I WANNA GO TO BED!!!!!!'''"
*"That didn't help ''at all!''"
*"I expanded a bit."
*"Now eat it, swallow it and chew it down!"
*"GARY!!!!!!!!!!! [[YOU]] ARE GOING TO FINISH YOU DESSERT!!! AND [[YOU]] ARE GOING TO LIKE IT!!!!!!!!!!!"
*"C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E S-O-N-G song. ''C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E S-O-N-G song!'' It'll help if [[you]] just sing along!"
*"He's right on top of me, but I can't see him."
*"Boy, Mr. Krabs, you sure are sweaty."
*"[[Gay|I like Squidward.]]"
*"'''OVERTIME!?!?'''"
*"[[You]] like krabby patties, don't [[you]], [[Squidward]]?"
*"[[No]], let's save that for when we're selling real-estate."
*"Who put ''[[you]]'' on the planet? ''UGHH!''"
*"I am now going to assault [[you]]r mind with subliminal messages!"
*"Sorry [[you]] had to see that."
*"Look, Gary! Doubloons! Don't drop 'em!"
*"Are [[you]] kidding!? I've been playing bassinet for ''YEARS''!"
*"Any particular reason [[you]] took [[you]]r pants off?"
*"[[Patrick Star|Patrick]], [[you]]r [[Penis|genius]] is showing!"
*"WHO WANTS TO LICK MY [[Ass|CHEEKS]]?"

==Trivia==
*Flunked out of high school, which is why he works at a fast food restaurant.
*Used to live on welfare before he got a job at the Krusty Krab.
*Has failed boating school regularly.
*His IQ is an imaginary number.
*In the decade that he has worked at [[McDonalds|the Krusty Krab]], he has never had a legitimate [[promotion]]. Sad... isn't it?
*Is married to Mermaid Man.
*Reproduces by budding.
*Once made a sweater for Squidward made of his eyelashes. When that failed, he made another out of tears.
*He is so weak that he once had to have someone else lift his drink off of his hand so he could move it. He can't even lift up a stick with two marshmallows attached to it (but can somehow drag Patrick's rock).
*Was once beaten up by [[Sandy Cheeks]] because he forgot her last name.
*He once KO'd a flounder named Flats by not even attacking him. Flatts tried to kick his ass but passed out after his attacks did not harm Spongebob.  
*His ass is owned by Sandy Cheeks.
*One time, he fell in love and lusted over a Krabby Patty. Yes.
**And ''then'', due to it being awful even for the Sponge's tolerance, he decided to eat its nasty ass.
*Is an owner of [[Mr. Krabs]]' soul because of a favor involving - you've guessed it - [[money]]! He's currently in dispute with Patchy the Pirate (a.k.a., the Devil) and Cindy Crawford for who has full custody over it.
*He can rip his pants on command. However, he overused this joke and lost his friends, which turned him emo. He was cured by playing a guitar made of sand.
*He loves assaulting Gary's mind with subliminal messages.
*He also stole a nudibranch named Puffy Fluffy, but its ran away after Gary fought it off, due to Puffy Fluffy's aggressiveness and Spongebob's negligence. Spongebob still has not been charged for this for an unknown reason.
*He was terrible at making milkshakes, so he parodied [[Top Gun]] to be [[Good|decent]] at it.
[[Image:Handeaters.gif|frame|center|SpongeBob demands for [[you]] to add more things to his article so that he may finally finish his hand popcorn.]]
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