Editing Spike

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|name=Spike
|image=Spike.png
|caption=Guess what he's [[Sex|thinking]] [[Rarity|about]]!
|shows=[[My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic]]
|sex=Male
|noaddshows=yes
|nationality=Dragon
|noaddnation=yes
|occupation=[[Twilight Sparkle]]'s Assistant
|cast=Kathy Weseluck
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===Description===
Born from an egg as part of [[Twilight Sparkle]]'s admission test into Celestia's School for Gifted Unicorns (also known as [[Sonic]]'s Schoolhouse), Spike has grown up doing difficult, physically enduring work as [[Twilight Sparkle|Twilight]]'s slave. Slavery is still legal in Equestria, so poor Spike must shelve such heavy books and write to [[Princess Celestia]] every other day and is paid only in a place to stay and whatever the hell he wants. Spike's life is so difficult, he's taken to smoking large amounts of weed from a glass bong every day to keep himself sane. Won't you help this poor dragon? Please send a donation of $5, $10, $20, $50, or $100 to help dragons like Spike escape their plight and a loving and caring home. Preferably one with a [[Rarity|beautiful white pony with purple hair and a diamond Cutie Mark who is fashionable and pretty and designs clothes]].

Please call 1-800-ILOVERARITY

===Likes===
[[Image:Spike 2.png|thumb|Spike's secret is a secret to everypony]]
*[[Rarity]]
*Gems
*Jewels
*Diamonds
*Ice Cream
*Weed
*Sleeping
*Tech Decks
*Birthday presents
*Peewee

===Dislikes===
[[Image:Spike 6.jpeg|thumb|300 px|Spike drinks his milk]]
*Other dragons
*Waking up
*Owloysious
*Diamond Dogs
*Watching [[Pinkie Pie]] fuck a snail

[[Image:Spike 4.png|thumb|left|300 px|Spike after getting evil lessons from [[Dr. Robotnik]]]]
===Quotes===
*"Okay. Imagine me with a nice long Fu Manchu-type beard. Or maybe a goatee..."
*"This is hilarious! Look at all of you! We got: [[Rarity|Hair-ity]], [[Rainbow Dash|Rainbow Crash]], [[Pinkie Pie|Spitty Pie]], [[Applejack|Apple]][[Booze|tini]], [[Fluttershy|Flutterguy]], and... uh... I got nothin'.... [[Twilight Sparkle]]. I mean seriously, I can't even work with that...!"
*"Can you explode twice?"
*"Uh...I like [[Drew Pickles|pickles]]?"
[[Image:Spike 5.jpeg|thumb|Thank [[Princess Celestia|Celestia]] Spike's art project stops here]]
*"Now, where is Lady [[Rarity]]?"
*"I'm coming for you, my lady! Hi ho, [[Twilight Sparkle|Twilight]]! Away!"
*"P.S.: Obviously, Spike did not have to learn a lesson, because he is the most awesome friend a pony could ask for. Unlike everypony else, he took things seriously-"
*"I wish [[Twilight Sparkle|Twilight]] would go on epic adventures more often. Best night's sleep I've had in weeks."
*"And sometimes, when no one’s around… I do [[Masturbation|this]]." *Stands in front of mirror and flexes* “Lookin’ good, Spike! Lookin’ real good!"
*Spike:"Hey, Pony Joe. Another donut." Pony Joe: "Don't you think you've had enough?" Spike: "Another donut! Extra sprinkles!"
*"SPIKE WANT"
*"So...no matter what happens, you're not gonna move a muscle, huh? Then maybe you won't mind if I... eat an entire tub of ice cream!"
*"OH MY GOD! LOOK AT ALL THIS PORN!"
*"Man, you are one crazy talking horse!"
*"You know, you can say "anybody", instead of "anypony." I don't really see what the point of that is."
*"Give me a break today huh? My girlfriend's trying to get me to quit weed!"
*"Hey? How's about a wanna have a pizza pie?"
*"[[Pinkie Pie|She]] fucked a [[Escargoon|snail]]. I watched [[Pinkie Pie|her]] fuck a [[Escargoon|snail]] once! That sounds weird right, just hearing me right? Imagine how weird it was to see it! [[Pinkie Pie|SHE]] FUCKED A [[Escargoon|SNAIL]]!"
*"I'd rather stick my dick in an anthill"
*"AM I THE ONLY SANE ONE IN THIS CRAZY WORLD OF TECHNICOLOR PONY WEIRDOES!?!?!"

===Trivia===
[[Image:Spike 3.gif|thumb|Spike's famous line]]
*He has a crush on [[Rarity]] and would gladly show her his dragon dick if given the chance.
*[[Princess Celestia]] delivers letters to [[Twilight Sparkle]] via Spike's mouth. Its about as healthy for him as it sounds.
*He enjoys eating valuable gems that are probably worth a lot of money.
*He also likes eating ice cream until he pukes.
*He once grew to gargantuan sizes and demolished Ponyville because he got too many birthday presents.
*He is responsible for saving [[Rarity]] after she was kidnapped by the Diamond Dogs. He swears!
*He claims weed isn't a drug.
*He had an amazing bachelor party for Shining Armor AFTER his wedding.
*He watched [[Pinkie Pie]] fuck a snail! Seriously! SHE FUCKED A SNAIL!
*He went on a quest of self discovery and found that every other dragon in Equestria is an asshole.
*He has a pet baby Phoenix named Peewee 
*He once feared that an owl was going to take his job
*Spike is a Tech Deck master and he's shown his skills off to many of [[Rarity]]'s mexican sweat shop workers.
*"That's Spike!" is Spike's famous catchphrase in the hit show "[[My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic|TECHNICOLOR PONY WEIRDOES]]"
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