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|cast=[[Steve Urkel|Jaleel White]]/Ryan Drummond/[[Shadow the Hedgehog|Jason Anthony Griffith]]/Roger Craig Smith/Junichi Kanemaru/[[Dragon Ball|Takeshi]] [[Guilty Gear|Kusao]] | |cast=[[Steve Urkel|Jaleel White]]/Ryan Drummond/[[Shadow the Hedgehog|Jason Anthony Griffith]]/Roger Craig Smith/Junichi Kanemaru/[[Dragon Ball|Takeshi]] [[Guilty Gear|Kusao]] | ||
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| − | + | Sonic is the mascot for [[SEGA]]. Unlike most hedgehogs, who are known for hogging hedges, he is known for running very fast. That's it. Despite him having an incredibly unpleasable and indecisive fanbase, [[SuperYoshi]] has stated on various occasions that Sonic is his favorite actor to work with. Sonic is also a lot cooler and eats less swords than those pussies [[Shadow the Hedgehog|Shadow]] and [[Silver the Hedgehog|Silver]], instead preferring chili dogs. | |
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==Biography== | ==Biography== | ||
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:''It was about this high, it was blue, and it looked like a freak.'' ~Anonymous policeman.<br> | :''It was about this high, it was blue, and it looked like a freak.'' ~Anonymous policeman.<br> | ||
Sonic the Hedgehog (aka Sonico, Mr. Needlemouse, Cinos, (Dat) Hedgehog and other names) was born and raised in West [[Philadelphia]] until a couple of badniks, who were up to no good, started making trouble in Green Hill. He got in one little fight and Amy got scared and said "You're moving with your auntie and uncle in Scrap Brain." He whistled for a cab and when it came near, he gave it the middle finger. If anything, he could have said that this cab was Tails, so he went "THAT'S NO GOOD." | Sonic the Hedgehog (aka Sonico, Mr. Needlemouse, Cinos, (Dat) Hedgehog and other names) was born and raised in West [[Philadelphia]] until a couple of badniks, who were up to no good, started making trouble in Green Hill. He got in one little fight and Amy got scared and said "You're moving with your auntie and uncle in Scrap Brain." He whistled for a cab and when it came near, he gave it the middle finger. If anything, he could have said that this cab was Tails, so he went "THAT'S NO GOOD." | ||
| − | [[Image:NOWYOURAMAN.JPG|thumb|left|Sonic becomes [[Linkara|A MAN]] in his Super form.]] He pulled up to Metropolis Zone at approximately 7 or 8 to claim his throne as the prince of the video game industry. | + | [[Image:NOWYOURAMAN.JPG|thumb|left|Sonic becomes [[Linkara|A MAN]] in his Super form.]] He pulled up to Metropolis Zone at approximately 7 or 8 to claim his throne as the prince of the video game industry. Also throughout his entire career, Sonic has been in the porn industry, which has become very popular with his psycho fanbase. However, he will be friendly to you if you like him, but will hate you if you are obsessively attracted to him, want to touch him in a place or in a way that makes him feel uncomfortable, and/or look like Tails, Silver, Amy, Bean, or any other mound of crap. |
| + | ==Crimes== | ||
| + | Is believed to have assassinated [[John Lennon]]. What a fag. | ||
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| + | He killed [[Mario]] by ejaculating on him in super form. Sonic's semen was highly acidic and it destroyed Mario's skin. | ||
==Quotes== | ==Quotes== | ||
{{poopquote|Sonic|EXACTLY!}} | {{poopquote|Sonic|EXACTLY!}} | ||
{{poopquote|Sonic|LET'S SHIT!}} | {{poopquote|Sonic|LET'S SHIT!}} | ||
| − | {{poopquote|Sonic| | + | {{poopquote|Sonic|That's no good.}} |
{{poopquote|Sonic|You're too slow!}} | {{poopquote|Sonic|You're too slow!}} | ||
{{poopquote|Sonic|URRNGH! I'm MasturBAAAAAAATIIIIIIING!!!}} | {{poopquote|Sonic|URRNGH! I'm MasturBAAAAAAATIIIIIIING!!!}} | ||
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{{poopquote|Sonic|TIME BREAK!!}} | {{poopquote|Sonic|TIME BREAK!!}} | ||
{{poopquote|Sonic|I'm Sonic the Kidnapper!}} | {{poopquote|Sonic|I'm Sonic the Kidnapper!}} | ||
| − | {{poopquote|Sonic| | + | {{poopquote|Sonic|You might know everything I'm going to do, but that's not going to help you since I know everything you're going to do! STRANGE, ISN'T IT!?}} |
{{poopquote|Sonic|Hey! THAT'S MY LINE!}} | {{poopquote|Sonic|Hey! THAT'S MY LINE!}} | ||
{{poopquote|Sonic|Don't worry, I'll be out before you know it's funny.}} | {{poopquote|Sonic|Don't worry, I'll be out before you know it's funny.}} | ||
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{{poopquote|Sonic|You have a problem learning how to read!}} | {{poopquote|Sonic|You have a problem learning how to read!}} | ||
{{poopquote|Sonic|If you leave your game, you need to remember this: if you [[die]] outside of your own game, you won't regenerate, ''ever''! Game Over!}} | {{poopquote|Sonic|If you leave your game, you need to remember this: if you [[die]] outside of your own game, you won't regenerate, ''ever''! Game Over!}} | ||
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==Likes== | ==Likes== | ||
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*Himself | *Himself | ||
*Relaxing | *Relaxing | ||
| − | *[[Knuckles the Echidna|Knuckles]] | + | *[[Knuckles the Echidna|Knuckles]] |
*Being a DJ. | *Being a DJ. | ||
*[[Masturbation|Masturbating]] | *[[Masturbation|Masturbating]] | ||
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*[[Ninja Coach Z]] | *[[Ninja Coach Z]] | ||
*[[Fiddlesticks411]] | *[[Fiddlesticks411]] | ||
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*[[Maxillos79]] | *[[Maxillos79]] | ||
*[[kingplatypus3rd]] (I'm very ashamed to be a part of the fanbase because of how awful it is.) | *[[kingplatypus3rd]] (I'm very ashamed to be a part of the fanbase because of how awful it is.) | ||
*Shahra | *Shahra | ||
*Sackboy (Loves [[Furry|dressing up like Sonic and his friends.]]) | *Sackboy (Loves [[Furry|dressing up like Sonic and his friends.]]) | ||
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*Everyone who bought the game and enjoyed it. | *Everyone who bought the game and enjoyed it. | ||
*Cool people | *Cool people | ||
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*If he masturbates too much he turns into his Werehog form, as seen in Sonic Unleashed. This form is filled with primal fury and an excess of guilt. | *If he masturbates too much he turns into his Werehog form, as seen in Sonic Unleashed. This form is filled with primal fury and an excess of guilt. | ||
*Is now currently working in porno movies to help him get over his problems. (If only he knew that it'd make them even worse.) | *Is now currently working in porno movies to help him get over his problems. (If only he knew that it'd make them even worse.) | ||
| − | *Was [[one]] of [[three]] video game characters to appear as a Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade's balloon (the other was <s>Mario</s> [[Pikachu]]). Unfortunately, his balloon hit a pole and popped. | + | *Was [[one]] of [[three]] video game characters to appear as a Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade's balloon (the other was <s>Mario</s> [[Pikachu]]). Unfortunately, his balloon hit a pole and popped. |
*Might be related to [[Don Patch]]. | *Might be related to [[Don Patch]]. | ||
*May or may [[no]]t be [[Aladdin]]. | *May or may [[no]]t be [[Aladdin]]. | ||
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*Recently had experience with [[Drug]]-carrying aliens. His fanbase seemed to enjoy it. | *Recently had experience with [[Drug]]-carrying aliens. His fanbase seemed to enjoy it. | ||
*Thankfully, he decided to [[Yes|go back to 2-D before it's too late for him.]] | *Thankfully, he decided to [[Yes|go back to 2-D before it's too late for him.]] | ||
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*Shadow once stole his line. What's funny is that Sonic has never said the line in question throughout his entire life. | *Shadow once stole his line. What's funny is that Sonic has never said the line in question throughout his entire life. | ||
*He believes you can't catch him, at least not until the fall of [[1993|'93]]. | *He believes you can't catch him, at least not until the fall of [[1993|'93]]. | ||
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*Recently went to Progressive for car insurance. For those wondering, yes, Sonic does own a car. In fact, he owns [[three]] race cars. | *Recently went to Progressive for car insurance. For those wondering, yes, Sonic does own a car. In fact, he owns [[three]] race cars. | ||
[[Category:Characters - Appears in Sonic the Hedgehog]] | [[Category:Characters - Appears in Sonic the Hedgehog]] | ||
| + | [[Category:Bisexual Characters]] | ||
| + | [[Category:Pedophiles]] | ||
[[Category:Video Game Characters]] | [[Category:Video Game Characters]] | ||
| + | [[Category:Comic Book Characters]] | ||
[[Category:Anime Characters]] | [[Category:Anime Characters]] | ||
| + | [[Category:Nostalgia Critic]] | ||
| + | [[Category:Porno Watchers/Lovers]] | ||
[[Category:Animals]] | [[Category:Animals]] | ||
[[Category:Athletes]] | [[Category:Athletes]] | ||
[[Category:Fighters]] | [[Category:Fighters]] | ||
| + | [[Category:Olympiads]] | ||
[[Category:Characters - Appears in Super Smash Bros.]] | [[Category:Characters - Appears in Super Smash Bros.]] | ||
[[Category:Race Car Drivers]] | [[Category:Race Car Drivers]] | ||
[[Category:Sega Characters]] | [[Category:Sega Characters]] | ||
