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− | + | Does Solid Snake really need to be explained? | |
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+ | == His realationship with Otacon == | ||
+ | Solid Snake is so obviously gay with Otacon. | ||
== Quotes == | == Quotes == | ||
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*You know him? | *You know him? | ||
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*METAL GEAR!! | *METAL GEAR!! | ||
*By...farting. Are you kidding me?! | *By...farting. Are you kidding me?! | ||
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*Mei Ling! Samus took her clothes off! | *Mei Ling! Samus took her clothes off! | ||
*How about we capture one so we could see what they taste like! | *How about we capture one so we could see what they taste like! | ||
− | *Are | + | *Are You Kidding Me!? |
*It must be a female. | *It must be a female. | ||
− | *[[KFC|Colonel]], It's | + | *[[KFC|Colonel]], It's Me! I'm Fighting Myself! |
*Raiden! | *Raiden! | ||
− | *Damn | + | *Damn Kid. |
*Look at the size of that penis! I couldn't even lift that thing! And he's swinging it around like it's nothing! | *Look at the size of that penis! I couldn't even lift that thing! And he's swinging it around like it's nothing! | ||
*I FEEL ASLEEP! | *I FEEL ASLEEP! | ||
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== Trivia == | == Trivia == | ||
− | + | *He was ranked 5th place in [[Angry Nintendo Nerd|Screwattack]]'s top ten collest video game characters in video game history. | |
− | + | *He was ahead of [[Captain Guile|Guile]], [[Mega Man|Megaman]], [[retard|the King of Katamari Damacy]], [[Earthworm Jim]], and [[Naruto|Ryu Hayabusa]], yet he was defeated by [[sex|Lara Croft]], [[you|Dante from Devil May Cry]], [[Link|Cloud Strife]] (Which I think is [[Lex Luthor|WRONG!!!!!!!]]), and [[Captain Falcon|Duke Nukem]]. | |
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− | *He was ranked 5th place in [[Angry Nintendo Nerd|Screwattack]]'s top ten | ||
− | *He was ahead of [[Captain Guile|Guile]], [[Mega Man]], the King of Katamari Damacy, [[Earthworm Jim]], and [[ | ||
*His name is not permanent; when in a liquid form he is Liquid Snake, and can also be Gaseous Snake or Solidus Snake, which is sometimes a rare fusion between Solid Snake and Liquid Snake. Some witnesses have reported seeing a Plasma Snake and Condensate Snake, as well, but these last two are very rare. | *His name is not permanent; when in a liquid form he is Liquid Snake, and can also be Gaseous Snake or Solidus Snake, which is sometimes a rare fusion between Solid Snake and Liquid Snake. Some witnesses have reported seeing a Plasma Snake and Condensate Snake, as well, but these last two are very rare. | ||
− | *When he's naked, he suddenly transforms into the almighty Naked Snake | + | *When he's naked, he suddenly transforms into the almighty Naked Snake. |
− | + | *Snake? SNAKE?! SNAAAAAAAKKKKKKKEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!! | |
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− | *Snake? | ||
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[[Category:Bisexual Characters]] | [[Category:Bisexual Characters]] | ||
[[Category:Video Game Characters]] | [[Category:Video Game Characters]] | ||
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