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[[Yes|Does Solid Snake really need to be explained?]] | [[Yes|Does Solid Snake really need to be explained?]] | ||
==Sexuality== | ==Sexuality== | ||
− | Snake has been openly bisexual for most of his life following ''Metal Gear Solid''. This was first hinted at in a biography of his life written by the famed author Terry Pratchett, which states that although he is "so obviously gay with Otacon", he is also "so obviously straight with every woman he ever meets". He told Otacon that he was bisexual, which Otacon quickly spread all over the Internet. Snake didn't mind that, and reveals his sexuality to every attractive male he sees | + | Snake has been openly bisexual for most of his life following ''Metal Gear Solid''. This was first hinted at in a biography of his life written by the famed author Terry Pratchett, which states that although he is "so obviously gay with Otacon", he is also "so obviously straight with every woman he ever meets". He told Otacon that he was bisexual, which Otacon quickly spread all over the Internet. Snake didn't mind that, and reveals his sexuality to every attractive male he sees. |
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== Quotes == | == Quotes == | ||
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*You know him? | *You know him? | ||
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*METAL GEAR!! | *METAL GEAR!! | ||
*By...farting. Are you kidding me?! | *By...farting. Are you kidding me?! | ||
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*Look at the size of that penis! I couldn't even lift that thing! And he's swinging it around like it's nothing! | *Look at the size of that penis! I couldn't even lift that thing! And he's swinging it around like it's nothing! | ||
*I FEEL ASLEEP! | *I FEEL ASLEEP! | ||
− | *You've got a | + | *You've got a nice butt. |
*Infinite ammo. | *Infinite ammo. | ||
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*[[Meta Knight|What kind of weirdo puts his face on the bow of a ship, anyway?]] | *[[Meta Knight|What kind of weirdo puts his face on the bow of a ship, anyway?]] | ||
== Trivia == | == Trivia == | ||
*Is a very stealthy person, often seen by his neighbors sneaking through his yard past his gardeners. | *Is a very stealthy person, often seen by his neighbors sneaking through his yard past his gardeners. | ||
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*Is the mentor and teacher of the [[Spy]]. | *Is the mentor and teacher of the [[Spy]]. | ||
[[Image:Beastsnake.jpg|thumb|right|This Solid Snake exits your dreams and ''enters your nightmares''.]] | [[Image:Beastsnake.jpg|thumb|right|This Solid Snake exits your dreams and ''enters your nightmares''.]] | ||
*He was ranked 5th place in [[Angry Nintendo Nerd|Screwattack]]'s top ten coolest video game characters in video game history. | *He was ranked 5th place in [[Angry Nintendo Nerd|Screwattack]]'s top ten coolest video game characters in video game history. | ||
− | *He was ahead of [[Captain Guile|Guile]], [[Mega Man]], the King of Katamari Damacy, [[Earthworm Jim]], and [[Dead or Alive|Ryu Hayabusa]], yet he was defeated by [[sex|Lara Croft]], [[you|Dante from Devil May Cry]], [[Link|Cloud Strife]], and [[Duke Nukem]]. | + | *He was ahead of [[Captain Guile|Guile]], [[Mega Man]], [[Duke Nukem|the King of Katamari Damacy]], [[Earthworm Jim]], and [[Dead or Alive|Ryu Hayabusa]], yet he was defeated by [[sex|Lara Croft]], [[you|Dante from Devil May Cry]], [[Link|Cloud Strife]] (Which I think is [[WRONG]]!), and [[Captain Falcon|Duke Nukem]]. |
*His name is not permanent; when in a liquid form he is Liquid Snake, and can also be Gaseous Snake or Solidus Snake, which is sometimes a rare fusion between Solid Snake and Liquid Snake. Some witnesses have reported seeing a Plasma Snake and Condensate Snake, as well, but these last two are very rare. | *His name is not permanent; when in a liquid form he is Liquid Snake, and can also be Gaseous Snake or Solidus Snake, which is sometimes a rare fusion between Solid Snake and Liquid Snake. Some witnesses have reported seeing a Plasma Snake and Condensate Snake, as well, but these last two are very rare. | ||
*When he's naked, he suddenly transforms into the almighty Naked Snake, which also happens to be the codename of his father. | *When he's naked, he suddenly transforms into the almighty Naked Snake, which also happens to be the codename of his father. | ||
*He fell in love with [[Bridget]] and did not yet found out that Bridget is a boy. | *He fell in love with [[Bridget]] and did not yet found out that Bridget is a boy. | ||
− | *In fan art, the [[Pokemon]] [[Snivy]] is occasionally drawn dressed like Snake, often called "Solid Snivy" | + | *In fan art, the [[Pokemon]] [[Snivy]] is occasionally drawn dressed like Snake, often called "Solid Snivy". |
*In ''Metal Gear Solid 4'', he became Old Snake. Old Snake was Snake, but older. | *In ''Metal Gear Solid 4'', he became Old Snake. Old Snake was Snake, but older. | ||
*He can recognize people based on the way they walk. | *He can recognize people based on the way they walk. | ||
*He has a ''very'' [[PENIS|solid snake]]. | *He has a ''very'' [[PENIS|solid snake]]. | ||
− | *Hates [[Sonic the Hedgehog]] for no apparent reason. Probably because Sonic (and his friends) were | + | *Hates [[Sonic the Hedgehog]] for no apparent reason. Probably because Sonic (and his friends) were invitied to go to the Olympic Games with Mario (and his friends) instead of him. |
− | * | + | *Snake? What's going on?! |
− | + | **Snake? SNAKE?! SNAAAAAAAKKKKKKKEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!! | |
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− | **Snake? SNAAAAAAAKKKKKKKEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!! | ||
[[Category:Elderly Characters]] | [[Category:Elderly Characters]] | ||
[[Category:Bisexual Characters]] | [[Category:Bisexual Characters]] | ||
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[[Category:Characters - Appears in Super Smash Bros.]] | [[Category:Characters - Appears in Super Smash Bros.]] | ||
[[Category:Fighters]] | [[Category:Fighters]] | ||
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