Editing Smirking Bitch

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[[Image:Smirking-Bitch-HQ.jpg|thumb|She grinned at your pitiful attempts to view the archives back in June 4-7 of 2009. Now she's grinning because she knows she's seeing you again.]]
[[Image:Naughty french maid.jpg|thumb|Push over, ya Smirking Bitch. I'm taking over the archives now!]]
[[Image:Mugenguild.JPG|thumb|''[[MUGEN|mugenguild]].net'', claimed in the name of the Smirking Bitch.]]
<I>She is evil. Pure evil incarnate. Not even [[Dracula]]'s might could stand up to the mighty Smirking Bitch. - [[SkyPrower]]'s summarization of the Smirking Bitch.</I>

==In Brief==
When the community turned to view their nostalgic forum and Chewiki pages at ''pooparchive.com'' (now defunct) on June 4th 2009, they were shocked to see the pages gone and replaced by a smiling teenage girl. [http://youchew.net/forum/index.php?/topic/51155-pooparchivecom-is-now-more/ Chaos ensued.]

The forum decided to name her "The Smirking Bitch"

But the madness eventually faded after 3 days and the bitch turned into [[Whore Yoshi|the French Maid]]. Soon after, the archives were restored, and peace returned to Youchew.

==Who Was To Blame?==
There were many suspects and situations to what had caused the disappearance of the archives:

*[[Pimpsahoy]] hacked the forums.
*[[Conrad Slater|Conrad]] came back.
*Overflood of server.
*[[Fiddlesticks411]] was about to get a [[Food staff|purple]] name.
*Youch1 wanted to get rid of the competition.

==The Future==
<s>We will never know when she'll come back. Who knows what evil plots she'll have in store for us next time.</s>

[[:Image:TheSB.png|Smirking Bitch lives again.]]

==Trivia==
*[[Radock]] nominated her for new forum banner. Though this was not realized until a few months later, Smirking Bitch became the former Chewiki banner until she was eventually replaced by [[Real Luigi]].
**She will return to being a Chewiki banner as soom as [[Template:Mainpageimage|this page]] gets corrected for the main page.
*She has no soul, which is the reason why she stares at yours.
*Her piercing gaze can paralyze almost anyone with fear.
*The Smirking Bitch does not only hang around Mugenguild.net. 
*Her real name is Hannah Steller.
*She's [[1984|watching you]].
*She has a French maid sister that appears in similar situations, as well as another sister that also goes to college.
*Was once choked by Wayne Brady.
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Image:Remembermechewiki.png|Oh, we do remember you, Smirking Bitch.
Image:Animesmirk.jpg|It is an unknown fact that Smirking Bitch played the leading role in her very own anime.
Image:Smirking-bitch-laugh.jpg|She laughs at your pathetic attempts to view dead websites.
Image:Smirking-bitch-large.jpg|NOW IN ULTRA HD!
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[[Category:Characters - Female]]
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==Links==
[http://tinyurl.com/69r465r AN ENTIRE GALLERY OF HER! GAZE IN HORROR!]