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|name=Shadow the Hedgehog
 
|caption=Totally hardcore angst rebel punk bad[[ass]] mother[[fuck]]er
 
|image=Shadow the angsthog.jpg
 
|nationality=English
 
|dob={{Birth|1937}}(Cryogenicly frozen for a while, physical age is around 50)
 
|cast=David Humphrey, [[Sonic the Hedgehog|Jason Anthony Griffith]], [[Don Patch|Kirk Thornton]], Koji Yusa}}
 
  
==WHO THE '''FUCK''' IS HE?!==
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[[image: 34 fanart sonic 05.jpg|250px|thumb|right|BOO!]]
Shadow is a black and red hedgehog with a sketchy past, supposedly created by Professor Gerald as the ultimate life form, though there are rumors that [[SEGA]] created him from spliced [[Sonic]] DNA. He enjoys shooting things, riding motorcycles, bitching about some girl named "MARIAAAAAAAAA", running around carnivals trying to find "that '''DAMN''' fourth Chaos Emerald", sending people straight to [[hell]], and skating with his shoes. He does not enjoy fanart of him banging Rouge, Sonic, [[Knuckles]], [[Ruthie312|fangirls]], or [[Mudkip|Mudkips]] (sadly), and having to shoot [[Mudkip|Mudkips]] when someone browses for [[porn]] on the web. He also loves swearing, which is hilarious coming from a black/red cartoon hedgehog with chest hair.
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== WHO THE F*** IS HE!==
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Shadow is a black and red hedgehog, created by Professor Gerald as the ultimate lifeform. He enjoys shooting things, riding motorcycles,whining about some girl named "MARIAAAAAAAAA", running around carnivals trying to find "that damn fourth Chaos Emerald", sending people straight to hell, and skating with his shoes. He does not enjoy fanart of him banging Sonic or Rouge, Sonic, [[Knuckles|Fuckles]], retarded [[Ruthie312|fangirls]], [[Mudkip|Mudkips]] (sadly), and having to shoot [[Mudkip|Mudkips]] when someone browses for porn on the web. He is a stupid character and all, and HOW CAN SOMEONE ''NOT'' LIEK [[Mudkip|MUDKIPS]]?!!?8( Oh wait, that's right. Anyone with a good sense of humor, that's who. Silly me!
  
==Reception==
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== Reception ==
[[Image:34 fanart sonic 05.jpg|250px|thumb|left|BOO!!!]]
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Shadow is the neutral character of the Sonic series. A lot of his fans are annoying as hell. Mostly consisting of preteen rabid fangirls, the ones who say that they own him, and the ones who pair their [[your face|disgusting]] fan characters with him.
'''BOW YOUR HEADS LOW, ALL HAIL SHADOW!'''<br>
 
~One half of the Sonic fandom.
 
  
'''KILL THAT BASTARD SHADOW.'''<br>
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== Love Life?? ==
~The other half.
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Many fans beleive that [[No|Shadow is in love with Rouge the Bat]]
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. There have been reports of sightings of them "doing stuff". . . Also Knuckles tells him that "he's always wanted to f***" Shadow , and Shadow replies with "F*** off,you knuckle headed bastard!" then smacked Knuckles unconicuss and drugged him up,beat the hell out of him with kicks and punches and shoved him into the trunk of [[Mario]]'s Kart.
  
==Quotes==
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== Quotes ==
{{poopquote|Shadow the Hedgehog|I am Shadow the Hedgehog. Since you were so kind to release me, MY MASTER... [[Genie|I will grant you one wish.]]}}
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{{poopquote|Shadow the Hedgehog|I am Shadow the Hedgehog. I've left the past behind me. No one can tell me what to do now! I will destroy you, Black Doom!}}
{{poopquote|Shadow the Hedgehog|I am Shadow the Hedgehog. I am the world's ultimate life form. There's no time for games... farewell!}}
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{{poopquote|Shadow the Hedgehog|You have no control over me, Black Doom. I now understand why I am here. I made a promise and I'm here to keep it. Today, I put my past behind me}}
{{poopquote|Shadow the Hedgehog|I am Shadow the Hedgehog. I've left the past behind me. No one can tell me what to do now! I will destroy you, Black [[Doom]]!}}
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{{poopquote|Shadow the Hedgehog|Goodbye forever... Shadow the Hedgehog}}
{{poopquote|Shadow the Hedgehog|I'm Shadow. Shadow the Hedgehog.}}
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{{poopquote|Shadow the Hedgehog|Where's that DAMN! fourth Chaos Emerald?}}
{{poopquote|Shadow the Hedgehog|Who are you, and how do you know my name?}}
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{{poopquote|Shadow the Hedgehog|Goodbye, doctor}}
{{poopquote|Shadow the Hedgehog|Disappear!}}
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{{poopquote|Shadow the Hedgehog|Not you again}}
{{poopquote|Shadow the Hedgehog|Stay here.}}
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{{poopquote|Shadow the Hedgehog|You scum! You're going down!}}
{{poopquote|Shadow the Hedgehog|You have no control over me, Black [[Doom]]. [[I]] now understand why I am here. I made a promise and I'm here to keep it. Today, I put my past behind me.}}
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{{poopquote|Shadow the Hedgehog|Black Doom! Your reign ends here, and it ends NOW!}}
[[File:Tumblr l6c3r5zKzR1qbpgxmo1 500.jpg|thumb|right|275px|Shadow once had a heartbreaking goodbye with Shrek.]]
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{{poopquote|Shadow the Hedgehog|MARIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA}}
[[File:Shadow the fomo.jpg|thumb|right|If you fuck with him he'll send you straight to hell!]]
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{{poopquote|Shadow the Hedgehog|Damn, Not here}}
{{poopquote|Shadow the Hedgehog|Goodbye forever... Shadow the Hedgehog.}}
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{{poopquote|Shadow the Hedgehog|Damn it}}
{{poopquote|Shadow the Hedgehog|Where's that DAMN fourth Chaos Emerald?}}
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{{poopquote|Shadow the Hedgehog|Chaos Spear}}
{{poopquote|Shadow the Hedgehog|Damn you! Ugh!}}
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{{poopquote|Shadow the Hedgehog|Leave them it's better}}
{{poopquote|Shadow the Hedgehog|Damn, [[no]]t here!}}
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{{poopquote|Shadow the Hedgehog|You fixed yourself a certain mission, You must survive to accomplish it someday}}
{{poopquote|Shadow the Hedgehog|Damn it!!}}
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{{poopquote|Shadow the Hedgehog|Good if you don't}}
{{poopquote|Shadow the Hedgehog|With the power of these emeralds, I'm going to destroy this damn planet!}}
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{{poopquote|Shadow the Hedgehog|She did not belong to the past, She continued to look toward the future}}
{{poopquote|Shadow the Hedgehog|Yes, doctor... you will regret ever having created me... you're going straight to hell!}}
 
{{poopquote|Shadow the Hedgehog|I'm Shadow the Hedgehog... and now... I am ''the most powerful hedgehog in the world!''}}
 
{{poopquote|Shadow the Hedgehog|Goodbye, Doctor.}}
 
{{poopquote|Shadow the Hedgehog|Not you again!}}
 
{{poopquote|Shadow the Hedgehog|[[You]] scum! You're going down!}}
 
{{poopquote|Shadow the Hedgehog|Black [[Doom]]! Your reign ends here, and it ends NOW!}}
 
{{poopquote|Shadow the Hedgehog|MARIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!}}
 
{{poopquote|Shadow the Hedgehog|Chaos Spear!!}}
 
{{poopquote|Shadow the Hedgehog|Leave them. It's better.}}
 
{{poopquote|Shadow the Hedgehog|You fixed yourself a certain mission. You must survive to accomplish it someday.}}
 
{{poopquote|Shadow the Hedgehog|Good if you don't.}}
 
{{poopquote|Shadow the Hedgehog|She did not belong to the past. She continued to look toward the future.}}
 
 
{{poopquote|Shadow the Hedgehog|I hear you and it's whenever you want!}}
 
{{poopquote|Shadow the Hedgehog|I hear you and it's whenever you want!}}
{{poopquote|Shadow the Hedgehog|We really do look alike. It's uncanny.}}
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{{poopquote|Shadow the Hedgehog|We really do look alike. It's uncanny}}
 
{{poopquote|Shadow the Hedgehog|You traitor!}}
 
{{poopquote|Shadow the Hedgehog|You traitor!}}
{{poopquote|Shadow the Hedgehog|''Faker''!? I think YOU'RE the fake hedgehog around here!}}
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{{poopquote|Shadow the Hedgehog|As you wish}}
{{poopquote|Shadow the Hedgehog|As you wish.}}
 
 
{{poopquote|Shadow the Hedgehog|CHAOS...BLAST!}}
 
{{poopquote|Shadow the Hedgehog|CHAOS...BLAST!}}
{{poopquote|Shadow the Hedgehog|[[Yes]], but that alone is insufficient.}}
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{{poopquote|Shadow the Hedgehog|Yes, but that alone is insufficient.}}
{{poopquote|Shadow the Hedgehog|DON'T TOUCH [[penis|IT]]!}}
 
{{poopquote|Shadow the Hedgehog|CHAOS CONTROL!!!}}
 
{{poopquote|Shadow the Hedgehog|This is who I am!}}
 
  
[[image:SephShadow.JPG|thumb|right|Die Hard with a hedgehog.]]
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== Rare Quotes ==
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{{poopquote|Shadow the Hedgehog|Sonic, Today is the day that i kill you and become the ultimate hedgehog.}}
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{{poopquote|Shadow the Hedgehog|Wait untill i shoot down all of those damn fangirls.}}
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{{poopquote|Shadow the Hedgehog|Oh yeah, Time to get laid.}}
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{{poopquote|Shadow the Hedgehog|[[THIS IS SPARTA]]!}}
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{{poopquote|Shadow the Hedgehog|Screw you Maria.}}
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{{poopquote|Shadow the Hedgehog|CHAOS.....FART!!!}}
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{{poopquote|Shadow the Hedgehog|I shall destroy you!}}
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{{poopquote|Shadow the Hedgehog|WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY.}}
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{{poopquote|Shadow the Hedgehog|Maria i wanted to rape you!!!!!!.}}
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[[image:SephShadow.JPG|thumb|right|SEPHIROTH!!!.]]
  
==Likes==
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== Likes ==
*Firearms
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*Firearms.
 
*Katanas
 
*Katanas
*Motorbikes
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*Bikes.
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*[[User:MightyKombat|Mortal Kombat]].
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*[[Akuma]].
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*[[May]].
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*[[Molly]].
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*[[Ryu]].
 
*Torturing [[Sonic]]
 
*Torturing [[Sonic]]
*Saying DAMN!
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*Saying DAMN.
*Granting wishes
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*Demanding more dangers in [[Mama Luigi]]'s story.
*Maria
 
  
 
== Dislikes ==
 
== Dislikes ==
 
*Everything except firearms and katanas.
 
*Everything except firearms and katanas.
*Black [[Doom]]
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*Black Doom.
*[[Dr. Eggman]]
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*[[Robotnik|Eggman]].
*[[Leon]]
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*[[Leon]].
*[[Sonic The Hedgehog]]
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*[[Mama Neji|Neji]].
*Broken computers
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*[[Sonic|Sonic the hedgehog]]
*The tons of girls who think he's sexy
 
  
==Trivia==
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[[image:Demo.PNG|thumb|right|The [[Demoman]] looking at Shamolly porn.]]
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*[[dreamcastboy99filmz]] is a fan of his.
 
* His father is an evil alien leader.
 
* He '''WILL NOT''' bring [[sex]]y back.
 
* His long lost evil [[Krystal|crystal]] twin from 10 years ago killed Sonic, which is something [[Robotnik|Robothead]] could not do his whole life.
 
* He keeps losing his iPod.
 
* Likes kicking [[Silver the Hedgehog|the white hedgehog]] in the [[Mario Head|head.]]
 
* He has a severe case of paranoia.
 
* Despite rumors of his being [[gay]], as well as his fans saying he's straight due to [[Maria]], he's actually bisexual. Deal with it.
 
* Shadow can fix computers by chopping them as hard as he can. The reason why the computer doesn't break down after that is because computers are magic.
 
* He got his own game, and it's a riot.
 
* '''THIS IS WHO I AM!'''
 
  
[[Category:Bisexual Characters]]
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== Trivia ==
[[Category:Video Game Characters]]
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* [[Sonic]] is more powerful than Shadow - FACT. [Contributed by Sonic.]more less
[[Category:Porno Watchers/Lovers]]
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* Shadow is less powerful than Sonic. - FACT.[Contributed by Sonic.]
[[Category:Characters - Appears in Sonic the Hedgehog]]
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* those last 2 facts weren't facts. [Contributed by Shadow.]
[[Category:Evil Characters]]
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* Uh, yeah they were, bitch.[Contributed by Sonic.]
[[Category:Emo Characters]]
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* Damn you, Amy.[Contributed by Shadow.]
[[Category:Anime Characters]]
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* Fuck you, [[D.W.]].[Contributed by Shadow.]
[[Category:Animals]]
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* HE'S TOO FAST!!
[[Category:Characters - Appears in Super Smash Bros.]]
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* He's cooler than that fellow faggot [[Silver]].
[[Category:Athletes]]
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* He's cooler than [[Yes|Robotnik]].
[[Category:Olympiads]]
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* He's more cooler than [[Sonic]]
[[Category:Race Car Drivers]]
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* HIS DAD IS AN AN EVIL ALIEN LEADER LOL WHUT.
[[Category:Anti-Heroic Characters]]
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* He had to find and rescue Mama Luigi from one of Black Doom's seven Chaos Emeralds, but still can't find her. :(
[[Category:Powerful Characters]]
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* He '''WILL NOT''' bring sexy back.
[[Category:Sega Characters]]
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* His long lost evil crystal twin from 10 years ago killed Sonic, Something [[Robotnik|Robothead]] could not do his whole life.
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* Doesn't think that [[Broly]] is the Ultimate Life Form.
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* He Keeps losing his ipod.ice.
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* Likes kicking [[Silver|White Hedgehog]] in the head.
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* Like his some-what Brothers or something like that,Shadow Can go Super with the power of the [[Super AIDS]] to gain more powerful(Yet like the others Overuse-Death).
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* He has a severe case of paranoia

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