Editing Shadow the Hedgehog

==WHO THE '''FUCK''' IS HE?!==

Shadow is a black and red hedgehog with a sketchy past, supposedly created by Professor Gerald as the ultimate life form, though there are rumors that [[SEGA]] created him from spliced [[Sonic]] DNA. He enjoys shooting things, riding motorcycles, bitching about some girl named "MARIAAAAAAAAA", running around carnivals trying to find "that '''DAMN''' fourth Chaos Emerald", sending people straight to [[hell]], and skating with his shoes. He does not enjoy fanart of him banging Rouge, Sonic, [[Knuckles]], [[Ruthie312|fangirls]], or [[Mudkip|Mudkips]] (sadly), and having to shoot [[Mudkip|Mudkips]] when someone browses for [[porn]] on the web. He also loves swearing, which is hilarious coming from a black/red cartoon hedgehog with chest hair.

==Reception==

[[Image:34 fanart sonic 05.jpg|250px|thumb|left|BOO!!!]]

~One half of the Sonic fandom.

'''KILL THAT BASTARD SHADOW.'''<br>

~The other half.

==Quotes==

{{poopquote|Shadow the Hedgehog|I am Shadow the Hedgehog. I've left the past behind me. No one can tell me what to do now! I will destroy you, Black [[Doom]]!}}

{{poopquote|Shadow the Hedgehog|Disappear!}}

{{poopquote|Shadow the Hedgehog|Stay here.}}

{{poopquote|Shadow the Hedgehog|You have no control over me, Black [[Doom]]. [[I]] now understand why I am here. I made a promise and I'm here to keep it. Today, I put my past behind me.}}

{{poopquote|Shadow the Hedgehog|Goodbye forever... Shadow the Hedgehog.}}

{{poopquote|Shadow the Hedgehog|Where's that DAMN fourth Chaos Emerald?}}

{{poopquote|Shadow the Hedgehog|Damn you! Ugh!}}

{{poopquote|Shadow the Hedgehog|Damn, [[no]]t here!}}

{{poopquote|Shadow the Hedgehog|Damn it!!}}

{{poopquote|Shadow the Hedgehog|With the power of these emeralds, I'm going to destroy this damn planet!}}

{{poopquote|Shadow the Hedgehog|Yes, doctor... you will regret ever having created me... you're going straight to hell!}}

{{poopquote|Shadow the Hedgehog|I'm Shadow the Hedgehog... and now... I am ''the most powerful hedgehog in the world!''}}

{{poopquote|Shadow the Hedgehog|Goodbye, Doctor.}}

{{poopquote|Shadow the Hedgehog|Not you again!}}

{{poopquote|Shadow the Hedgehog|[[You]] scum! You're going down!}}

{{poopquote|Shadow the Hedgehog|Black [[Doom]]! Your reign ends here, and it ends NOW!}}

{{poopquote|Shadow the Hedgehog|MARIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!}}

{{poopquote|Shadow the Hedgehog|Chaos Spear!!}}

{{poopquote|Shadow the Hedgehog|Leave them. It's better.}}

{{poopquote|Shadow the Hedgehog|You fixed yourself a certain mission. You must survive to accomplish it someday.}}

{{poopquote|Shadow the Hedgehog|Good if you don't.}}

{{poopquote|Shadow the Hedgehog|She did not belong to the past. She continued to look toward the future.}}

{{poopquote|Shadow the Hedgehog|We really do look alike. It's uncanny.}}

{{poopquote|Shadow the Hedgehog|As you wish.}}

{{poopquote|Shadow the Hedgehog|[[Yes]], but that alone is insufficient.}}

{{poopquote|Shadow the Hedgehog|This is who I am!}}

[[image:SephShadow.JPG|thumb|right|Die Hard with a hedgehog.]]

==Likes==

*Firearms

*Motorbikes

*Saying DAMN!

*Granting wishes

*Black [[Doom]]

*[[Dr. Eggman]]

*[[Leon]]

*[[Sonic The Hedgehog]]

* He '''WILL NOT''' bring [[sex]]y back.

* His long lost evil [[Krystal|crystal]] twin from 10 years ago killed Sonic, which is something [[Robotnik|Robothead]] could not do his whole life.

* Likes kicking [[Silver the Hedgehog|the white hedgehog]] in the [[Mario Head|head.]]

* He has a severe case of paranoia.

* Despite rumors of his being [[gay]], as well as his fans saying he's straight due to [[Maria]], he's actually bisexual. Deal with it.

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