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|name=Shadow the Hedgehog
 
|caption=Totally hardcore angst rebel punk bad[[ass]] mother[[fuck]]er
 
|image=Shadow the angsthog.jpg
 
|nationality=English
 
|dob={{Birth|1937}}(Cryogenicly frozen for a while, physical age is around 50)
 
|cast=David Humphrey, [[Sonic the Hedgehog|Jason Anthony Griffith]], [[Don Patch|Kirk Thornton]], Koji Yusa}}
 
  
==WHO THE '''FUCK''' IS HE?!==
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[[image:ShadowTheHedgehog.jpg|frame|Shadow in all his badass, angsty glory.]]
Shadow is a black and red hedgehog with a sketchy past, supposedly created by Professor Gerald as the ultimate life form, though there are rumors that [[SEGA]] created him from spliced [[Sonic]] DNA. He enjoys shooting things, riding motorcycles, bitching about some girl named "MARIAAAAAAAAA", running around carnivals trying to find "that '''DAMN''' fourth Chaos Emerald", sending people straight to [[hell]], and skating with his shoes. He does not enjoy fanart of him banging Rouge, Sonic, [[Knuckles]], [[Ruthie312|fangirls]], or [[Mudkip|Mudkips]] (sadly), and having to shoot [[Mudkip|Mudkips]] when someone browses for [[porn]] on the web. He also loves swearing, which is hilarious coming from a black/red cartoon hedgehog with chest hair.
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== WHO THE F*** IS HE? ==
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Shadow is a black and red hedgehog, created by Professor Gerald as the ultimate lifeform. He enjoys shooting things, riding motorcycles,whining about some girl named "MARIAAAAAAAAA", running around carnivals trying to find "that damn fourth Chaos Emerald", sending people straight to hell, and skating with his shoes. He does not enjoy fanart of him banging Sonic or Rouge, Sonic, retarded [[Ruthie312|fangirls]], [[Mudkip|Mudkips]] (sadly), and having to shoot kittens when someone browses for porn on the web. He is a stupid character and all, and HOW CAN SOMEONE  ''NOT'' LIEK [[Mudkip|MUDKIPS]]?!!?8(
  
==Reception==
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== Reception ==
[[Image:34 fanart sonic 05.jpg|250px|thumb|left|BOO!!!]]
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Shadow is the most hated character of the Sonic series, but at the same time the most badass.
'''BOW YOUR HEADS LOW, ALL HAIL SHADOW!'''<br>
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Apparantly he is "ZOMG EM0 CUTTR", whiny bitch, and the reason for Sonic's downfall. A lot of his fans however, are annoying as hell too. Mostly consisting of preteen rabid fangirls, making this author ashamed to be called a Shadow fan.:(
~One half of the Sonic fandom.
 
  
'''KILL THAT BASTARD SHADOW.'''<br>
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== Love Life?? ==
~The other half.
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Many fans beleive that [[No|Shadow is in love with Rouge the Bat]]. Others say [[No|he's in love with Sonic]]. Rumors have been flying around that he has some sort of relationship with
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Knuckles the Echidna. There have been reports of sightings of them "doing stuff". Shadow is also raped by a mini version of Knuckles on a regular basis. Whether he enjoys it or not is still up for debate.Knuckles once banged Shadow to impress Rouge (she stated that she thought gay guys were pretty sexy). He did so for 30 minutes, so either he was really that desperate or he enjoyed doing it. Also, in a Poop currently in the making by [[Ruthie312]], Knuckles tells him that "he's always wanted to Shadow f***", and Shadow replies with "As you wish!" An odd relationship, indeed.
  
==Quotes==
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== Likes ==
{{poopquote|Shadow the Hedgehog|I am Shadow the Hedgehog. Since you were so kind to release me, MY MASTER... [[Genie|I will grant you one wish.]]}}
 
{{poopquote|Shadow the Hedgehog|I am Shadow the Hedgehog. I am the world's ultimate life form. There's no time for games... farewell!}}
 
{{poopquote|Shadow the Hedgehog|I am Shadow the Hedgehog. I've left the past behind me. No one can tell me what to do now! I will destroy you, Black [[Doom]]!}}
 
{{poopquote|Shadow the Hedgehog|I'm Shadow. Shadow the Hedgehog.}}
 
{{poopquote|Shadow the Hedgehog|Who are you, and how do you know my name?}}
 
{{poopquote|Shadow the Hedgehog|Disappear!}}
 
{{poopquote|Shadow the Hedgehog|Stay here.}}
 
{{poopquote|Shadow the Hedgehog|You have no control over me, Black [[Doom]]. [[I]] now understand why I am here. I made a promise and I'm here to keep it. Today, I put my past behind me.}}
 
[[File:Tumblr l6c3r5zKzR1qbpgxmo1 500.jpg|thumb|right|275px|Shadow once had a heartbreaking goodbye with Shrek.]]
 
[[File:Shadow the fomo.jpg|thumb|right|If you fuck with him he'll send you straight to hell!]]
 
{{poopquote|Shadow the Hedgehog|Goodbye forever... Shadow the Hedgehog.}}
 
{{poopquote|Shadow the Hedgehog|Where's that DAMN fourth Chaos Emerald?}}
 
{{poopquote|Shadow the Hedgehog|Damn you! Ugh!}}
 
{{poopquote|Shadow the Hedgehog|Damn, [[no]]t here!}}
 
{{poopquote|Shadow the Hedgehog|Damn it!!}}
 
{{poopquote|Shadow the Hedgehog|With the power of these emeralds, I'm going to destroy this damn planet!}}
 
{{poopquote|Shadow the Hedgehog|Yes, doctor... you will regret ever having created me... you're going straight to hell!}}
 
{{poopquote|Shadow the Hedgehog|I'm Shadow the Hedgehog... and now... I am ''the most powerful hedgehog in the world!''}}
 
{{poopquote|Shadow the Hedgehog|Goodbye, Doctor.}}
 
{{poopquote|Shadow the Hedgehog|Not you again!}}
 
{{poopquote|Shadow the Hedgehog|[[You]] scum! You're going down!}}
 
{{poopquote|Shadow the Hedgehog|Black [[Doom]]! Your reign ends here, and it ends NOW!}}
 
{{poopquote|Shadow the Hedgehog|MARIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!}}
 
{{poopquote|Shadow the Hedgehog|Chaos Spear!!}}
 
{{poopquote|Shadow the Hedgehog|Leave them. It's better.}}
 
{{poopquote|Shadow the Hedgehog|You fixed yourself a certain mission. You must survive to accomplish it someday.}}
 
{{poopquote|Shadow the Hedgehog|Good if you don't.}}
 
{{poopquote|Shadow the Hedgehog|She did not belong to the past. She continued to look toward the future.}}
 
{{poopquote|Shadow the Hedgehog|I hear you and it's whenever you want!}}
 
{{poopquote|Shadow the Hedgehog|We really do look alike. It's uncanny.}}
 
{{poopquote|Shadow the Hedgehog|You traitor!}}
 
{{poopquote|Shadow the Hedgehog|''Faker''!? I think YOU'RE the fake hedgehog around here!}}
 
{{poopquote|Shadow the Hedgehog|As you wish.}}
 
{{poopquote|Shadow the Hedgehog|CHAOS...BLAST!}}
 
{{poopquote|Shadow the Hedgehog|[[Yes]], but that alone is insufficient.}}
 
{{poopquote|Shadow the Hedgehog|DON'T TOUCH [[penis|IT]]!}}
 
{{poopquote|Shadow the Hedgehog|CHAOS CONTROL!!!}}
 
{{poopquote|Shadow the Hedgehog|This is who I am!}}
 
 
 
[[image:SephShadow.JPG|thumb|right|Die Hard with a hedgehog.]]
 
 
 
==Likes==
 
 
*Firearms
 
*Firearms
*Katanas
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*Bikes
*Motorbikes
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*[[Akuma]]
*Torturing [[Sonic]]
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*[[Molly]]
*Saying DAMN!
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*[[Ryu]]
*Granting wishes
 
*Maria
 
  
 
== Dislikes ==
 
== Dislikes ==
*Everything except firearms and katanas.
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*Everything except firearms.
*Black [[Doom]]
 
*[[Dr. Eggman]]
 
 
*[[Leon]]
 
*[[Leon]]
*[[Sonic The Hedgehog]]
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*[[Mama Neji|Neji]]
*Broken computers
 
*The tons of girls who think he's sexy
 
  
==Trivia==
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[[image:Demo.PNG|thumb|right|The [[Demoman]] looking at Sonadow porn.]]
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*[[dreamcastboy99filmz]] is a fan of his.
 
* His father is an evil alien leader.
 
* He '''WILL NOT''' bring [[sex]]y back.
 
* His long lost evil [[Krystal|crystal]] twin from 10 years ago killed Sonic, which is something [[Robotnik|Robothead]] could not do his whole life.
 
* He keeps losing his iPod.
 
* Likes kicking [[Silver the Hedgehog|the white hedgehog]] in the [[Mario Head|head.]]
 
* He has a severe case of paranoia.
 
* Despite rumors of his being [[gay]], as well as his fans saying he's straight due to [[Maria]], he's actually bisexual. Deal with it.
 
* Shadow can fix computers by chopping them as hard as he can. The reason why the computer doesn't break down after that is because computers are magic.
 
* He got his own game, and it's a riot.
 
* '''THIS IS WHO I AM!'''
 
  
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== Trivia ==
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* Sonic is better than Shadow - FACT.
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* He's cooler than that faggot [[Silver]].
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* He's less cooler than [[Robotnik]]
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* HIS DAD IS AN AN EVIL ALIEN LEADER LOL WHUT
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* He had to find and rescue Mama Luigi from one of Black Doom's seven Chaos Emeralds, but still can't find her. :(
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* He '''WILL NOT''' bring sexy back.
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* His long lost evil crystal twin from 10 years ago killed Sonic,Something [[Robotnik|Robothead]] could not do his whole life
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*He is a faggot.
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* The time he will be cool is that he will listen to Metallica.
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*Doesn't think that [[Broly]] is the Ultimate Life Form
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*He Keeps losing his ipod
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*Always has bad luck with women(when he is around them,they get killed)
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*He really is an emo due to no happiness and almost monotone voice.
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*Likes kicking [[Silver|White Hedgehog]] in the head
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*Like his some-what Brothers or something like that,Shadow Can go Super with the power of the [[Super AIDS]] to gain more powerful(Yet like the others Overuse-Death)
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*Lost a race to Rock Lee
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*Got stepped on by [Wiul]] when [[Wiul]] was going for a jog

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