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| − | Scratch is also known for having several near death experiences at the hand of his master for serving the wrong breakfast. Shocking footage of these beatings can be seen all over the internet. Afterward, it is said Scratch had to go to hospital because the beatings had caused memory loss and minor brain damage. Robotnik himself was unavailable for questioning, or so he said. If you can, donate to the | + | '''Scratch''' is a [[Robot Chicken|robot chicken]] (lol, reference) who is <strike>[[Gay Luigi|gay]] for</strike> best friends with his identical twin brother, [[Grounder]]. He is an alcoholic, a smoker and a loyal 'worker' for [[Robotnik]]. Scratch has a pair of balls on his chin. Scratch has an obsession with Robotnik's penis also. Occasionally Scratch will elicit "favors" for Robotnik for special privleges... like sinuses. He is a badass ''(See: [[ScraBotnik]]).'' Scratch is also known for having several near death experiences at the hand of his master for serving the wrong breakfast. Shocking footage of these beatings can be seen all over the internet. Afterward, it is said Scratch had to go to hospital because the beatings had caused memory loss and minor brain damage. Robotnik himself was unavailable for questioning, or so he said. If you can, donate to to the '''L'''ifesaving '''E'''mergency '''T'''ijuana '''S'''ociety '''S'''cratch '''H'''imself '''I'''nvented '''T'''here. |
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[[Image:Image4.jpg|thumb|Scratch when he's [[Magic Drugs|drunk]].]] | [[Image:Image4.jpg|thumb|Scratch when he's [[Magic Drugs|drunk]].]] | ||
==Likes== | ==Likes== | ||
*[[Robotnik]] | *[[Robotnik]] | ||
| + | *[[Penis]] (ya don't say?) | ||
*[[Masturbation|Masturbating]] | *[[Masturbation|Masturbating]] | ||
*High School Musical | *High School Musical | ||
*[[Booze]] | *[[Booze]] | ||
| − | *Touching people in crowded rooms. | + | *Touching people in crowded rooms and then walking past leaving them wondering who just sexually harassed them. |
*Chewing [[cum|gum]] at funerals. | *Chewing [[cum|gum]] at funerals. | ||
| − | *Kidnapping | + | *Kidnapping Children |
[[Image:Sonic2.jpg|frame|right|Scratch arguing with [[Grounder]] in comic book form.]] | [[Image:Sonic2.jpg|frame|right|Scratch arguing with [[Grounder]] in comic book form.]] | ||
*Wearing a fake mustache. | *Wearing a fake mustache. | ||
*[[Steg|Stegblob]] | *[[Steg|Stegblob]] | ||
*[[Squidward]] | *[[Squidward]] | ||
| − | *Laughing | + | *Laughing at 100% pure [[retard]]s and douchebags. (Minus Dr. [[Robotnik]]) |
| + | *Wanting [[Chad Warden|gay]] people to willingly rape him in the ass. | ||
*[[Grounder]] (Secretly) | *[[Grounder]] (Secretly) | ||
*[[Ophios]] | *[[Ophios]] | ||
*[[Wikiwow]] | *[[Wikiwow]] | ||
*[[pspimp]] | *[[pspimp]] | ||
| − | *[[Falco Lombardi]] | + | *Having [[gay]] [[sex]] with [[Falco|Falco Lombardi]]. |
*Happy endings on his favorite shows. | *Happy endings on his favorite shows. | ||
| + | *[[Fuck]]ing [[you]] in the [[ass]]. | ||
| + | *Being sexually molested by either [[Robotnik|Dr. Robotnik]] or [[Falco|Falco Lombardi.]] | ||
*The [[Tails]] doll that he got on his birthday from [[Grounder]]. | *The [[Tails]] doll that he got on his birthday from [[Grounder]]. | ||
| − | * | + | *Masturbating in a pink bush while looking like a [[retard]] and having Grounder being pissed off. |
| + | *Wishing [[Robotnik|Dr. Robotnik]] would rape him. | ||
| + | *Stealing Robotnik's bike | ||
*Growing a pubic beard on his chin. | *Growing a pubic beard on his chin. | ||
| − | *Making his hand transform into a | + | *Making his hand transform into a [[sex]]y bitch. |
| − | + | *Wearing a Team Rocket cheerleading outfit on Christmas (For some strange reason, he looks like a [[Gay Luigi|gay transvestite]] when he has the outfit on.). | |
| − | *Wearing a [[ | + | *Reading the manga Azumanga Daioh with Grounder. |
| − | [[Image:AoAo.jpg| | + | [[Image:AoAo.jpg|frame|right|Scratch once received a [[Tails]] doll from [[Grounder]] on his birthday. It was his best birthday '''ever!''']] |
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*[[Scratch|Himself]] | *[[Scratch|Himself]] | ||
*[[Grounder]] | *[[Grounder]] | ||
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*[[Knuckles]] | *[[Knuckles]] | ||
*Dr. Robotnik's stupid replacements of him and Grounder for [[Sonic Underground]] & [[Sonic X]]. | *Dr. Robotnik's stupid replacements of him and Grounder for [[Sonic Underground]] & [[Sonic X]]. | ||
| + | *[[Inuyasha]] | ||
*Paper | *Paper | ||
| − | * | + | *[[Jimmy]] |
| + | *[[Timmy Turner|Timmy]] | ||
| + | *[[Vicky]] | ||
*Hotcakes | *Hotcakes | ||
*Afterbirth | *Afterbirth | ||
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===Quotes=== | ===Quotes=== | ||
| − | *" | + | [[Image:Image4.jpg|thumb|Also, Scratch while looking at [[you]]r ([[Yoshi|cute]]) tight (little)[[pussy]].]] |
| − | *"It's so [[sexy|cute]]!" | + | *"Blehhh...Try this, kid!" |
| + | *"Dr. Robotnik loves my balls best!" | ||
| + | *"It's so [[sexy|cute]]!" (When seeing someones [[pussy]]hole.) | ||
*"You forgot to pull this one!" | *"You forgot to pull this one!" | ||
| − | *"I wanna try this | + | *"I wanna try this BOOZE" |
*"You're my hero, Dr. Robotnik sir!" | *"You're my hero, Dr. Robotnik sir!" | ||
| + | *"Ha-HA Ha-HAAAAAAAAA!!!!" | ||
*"DR. ROBOTNIIIIIIIIK!!! WE FOUND THE HEDGEHOG!!!" | *"DR. ROBOTNIIIIIIIIK!!! WE FOUND THE HEDGEHOG!!!" | ||
| + | *"Try Hhhhit" | ||
*"I laughed, I cried, I give it two thumbs up!" | *"I laughed, I cried, I give it two thumbs up!" | ||
| + | *"*Talks in a drunken voice* hey there little boy *Hiccup* i got some balls you can play with" | ||
*"I'm all wet!" | *"I'm all wet!" | ||
*"WHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAT!!!!!! I'm the big robot." | *"WHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAT!!!!!! I'm the big robot." | ||
*"[[M. Bison|YES!!!]]" | *"[[M. Bison|YES!!!]]" | ||
*"Boy! Look at the beautiful, absolutely marvelous word!" | *"Boy! Look at the beautiful, absolutely marvelous word!" | ||
| − | *"Scratch | + | *"May I please suck your [[penis|dick,]] your Lordship?" |
| + | *"Scratch Squawking!" | ||
*"Bah Ha Ha Ha!!" | *"Bah Ha Ha Ha!!" | ||
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*"Any sneaky devious underhanded scheme in particular?" | *"Any sneaky devious underhanded scheme in particular?" | ||
| − | *" | + | *"I laughed, I cried, I went Poo-Poo!" |
| − | *" | + | *"Poo-Poo!" |
| − | + | *"[[I]]'m [[Masturbating]]!!" | |
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[[Category:Gay Characters]] | [[Category:Gay Characters]] | ||
[[Category:Evil Characters]] | [[Category:Evil Characters]] | ||
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[[Category:Porno Watchers/Lovers]] | [[Category:Porno Watchers/Lovers]] | ||
[[Category:Robots]] | [[Category:Robots]] | ||
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