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− | Scratch is also known for having several near death experiences at the hand of his master for serving the wrong breakfast. Shocking footage of these beatings can be seen all over the internet. Afterward, it is said Scratch had to go to hospital because the beatings had caused memory loss and minor brain damage. Robotnik himself was unavailable for questioning, or so he said. If you can, donate to the | + | '''Scratch''' is a robot chicken (lol, reference) who is <strike> gay for </strike> best friends with his identical twin brother, [[Grounder]]. He is an alcoholic, a smoker and a loyal 'worker' for [[Robotnik]]. Scratch has a pair of balls on his chin. Scratch has an obsession with Robotnik's penis also. Occasionally Scratch will elicit "favors" for Robotnik for special privleges....Like sinuses he is a badass.''(See: [[ScraBotnik]])'' Scratch is also known for having several near death experiences at the hand of his master for serving the wrong breakfast. Shocking footage of these beatings can be seen all over the internet. Afterward, it is said Scratch had to go to hospital because the beatings had caused memory loss and minor brain damage. Robotnik himself was unavailable for questioning, or so he said. If you can, donate to to the '''L'''ifesaving '''E'''mergency '''T'''ijuana '''S'''ociety '''S'''cratch '''H'''imself '''I'''nvented '''T'''here. |
− | + | [[Image:Image4.jpg|thumb|Drunken Scratch.]] | |
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==Likes== | ==Likes== | ||
*[[Robotnik]] | *[[Robotnik]] | ||
− | *[[ | + | *[[Penis]](ya don't say?) |
− | *High School Musical | + | *[[High School Musical]] |
*[[Booze]] | *[[Booze]] | ||
− | *Touching people in crowded rooms. | + | *Touching people in crowded rooms and then walking past leaving them wondering who just sexually harassed them. |
− | * | + | *Farting at funerals |
*Kidnapping children | *Kidnapping children | ||
− | + | *Wearing a fake mustache | |
− | *Wearing a fake mustache | + | *[[Stegblob]] |
− | *[[ | ||
*[[Squidward]] | *[[Squidward]] | ||
− | * | + | *Wanting [[Chad Warden|gay]] people to willingly rape him in the ass. |
*[[Grounder]] (Secretly) | *[[Grounder]] (Secretly) | ||
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*[[Wikiwow]] | *[[Wikiwow]] | ||
− | + | *Happy endings on his favourite shows | |
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− | *Happy endings on his | ||
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− | + | ==Dislikes== | |
*[[Scratch|Himself]] | *[[Scratch|Himself]] | ||
+ | *[[Vagina]] (expect [[Hinata|Hinata's]]) | ||
*[[Grounder]] | *[[Grounder]] | ||
− | *[[Sonic the Hedgehog|Sonic | + | *[[Sonic the Hedgehog|Sonic]] |
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*Paper | *Paper | ||
− | * | + | *[[Jimmy]] |
*Hotcakes | *Hotcakes | ||
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===Quotes=== | ===Quotes=== | ||
− | *" | + | *"Blehhh...Try this, kid!" |
+ | *"Dr. robotnik loves my balls best!" | ||
*"It's so [[sexy|cute]]!" | *"It's so [[sexy|cute]]!" | ||
*"You forgot to pull this one!" | *"You forgot to pull this one!" | ||
− | *"I wanna try this | + | *"I wanna try this BOOZE" |
*"You're my hero, Dr. Robotnik sir!" | *"You're my hero, Dr. Robotnik sir!" | ||
+ | *"Ha-HA Ha-HAAAAAAAAA!!!!" | ||
*"DR. ROBOTNIIIIIIIIK!!! WE FOUND THE HEDGEHOG!!!" | *"DR. ROBOTNIIIIIIIIK!!! WE FOUND THE HEDGEHOG!!!" | ||
− | *" | + | *"Try Hhhhit" |
+ | *"hey there little boy i got some balls you can play with" | ||
*"I'm all wet!" | *"I'm all wet!" | ||
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